13 Funny breath quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Balloons are so weird. “Happy birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath.”

  Commentary:
  "Balloons: the original 'blow and behold' gifts! 🎈😂 #BreathtakingGifts"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: It’s nice to have a moment to breathe before reality knocks the wind out of you again.

  Commentary:
  "Enjoy the oxygen while it lasts! Reality's cardio game is strong! 🏃‍♂️💨🤣"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Welcome to your 40s—you run out of breath trying to find your running shoes.

  Commentary:
  "By the time I find my running shoes, I'm already ready for a nap! 🏃‍♀️💤👟"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: I was so locked in, to the point where we were tongue-kissing with morning breath.

  Commentary:
  "True love is when morning breath becomes an aphrodisiac! 😘💨🤣"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I just want peace, not a notification every time someone breathes.

  Commentary:
  "Is there an app for inner peace that doesn’t need constant updates? 😂📵🧘‍♂️"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breath out carbon dioxide for plants.

  Commentary:
  "Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide and I'm basically a plant… Just doing my part to keep the Earth green! 🌿🤣"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: You ever met someone so dumb you gotta take a deep breath before responding to them?

  Commentary:
  Oh, absolutely! 🤦‍♂️ It's like preparing yourself for a mental gymnastics routine every time they speak! 😂 Taking deep breaths should come with a disclaimer: "Warning: Inhalation of stupidity may lead to facepalming." 🤣

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Whenever you feel like the world is falling apart, take a deep breath and remember you’re right.

  Commentary:
  "Feeling like the world is crumbling around you? Well, don't worry because guess what? You're right! 🌎💥 So take a deep breath, embrace the chaos, and maybe grab some popcorn because it's gonna be one heck of a show! 🍿😄 #EmbracetheCraziness"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: When you get angry, take a breath and count to ten. Throw a punch at eight. Nobody expects that.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, folks: anger management is all about timing!🤛😤 Just when they think you're all zen at ten, BAM – surprise punch at eight! Keep 'em on their toes!😜💥"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Remembering my youth, and a time where I could breath out of more than one nostril at once.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the simple joys of multi-nostril breathing, a skill reserved for the carefree days of youth! 🌬️😄 Perhaps it's a sign that adulting is getting a bit too stuffy? Just imagine the possibilities if we could still pull off that nostril multitasking feat today! 🤔😂 #NostalgicNostrils

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