15 Funny breath quotes

• Kiss me like you’re trying to damn my soul and save it in the same breath.

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  3 weeks ago

  breath, humor, kiss, love, me, passion, romance, same, save, soul, trying

• Balloons are so weird. “Happy birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath.”

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  1 month ago

  balloons, birthday, breath, happy, humor, plastic, plastic sack, quirky, sack, sarcastic, weird

• It’s nice to have a moment to breathe before reality knocks the wind out of you again.

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  1 month ago

  again, before, break, breath, breathe, humor, humor quote, moment, nice, reality, relaxation, resilience, stress, wind

• Welcome to your 40s—you run out of breath trying to find your running shoes.

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  1 month ago

  40s, age, aging, breath, breathlessness, fitness, humor, middle, middle age, run, running, sh, trying, welcome

• I was so locked in, to the point where we were tongue-kissing with morning breath.

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  1 month ago

  breath, humor, i, intimacy, locked, morning, morning breath, point, romantic, tongue-kissing, where

• I just want peace, not a notification every time someone breathes.

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  1 month ago

  breath, detox, digital, digital detox, every, health, i, just, media, mental, mental health, mind, notification, notification overload, overload, peace, peace of mind, privacy, social, social media, someone, time, want

• Sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breath out carbon dioxide for plants.

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  1 month ago

  breath, carbon, carbon dioxide, dioxide, existential, feel, humor, i, irony, nature, plants, remember, self-worth, sometimes, useless

• You ever met someone so dumb you gotta take a deep breath before responding to them?

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  1 month ago

  before, breath, deep, deep breath, dumb, ever, humor, met, responding, someone, take

• Whenever you feel like the world is falling apart, take a deep breath and remember you’re right.

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  1 month ago

  advice, apart, breath, deep, deep breath, falling, feel, feeling, humor, life, life advice, perspective, remember, right, take, whenever, world

• When you get angry, take a breath and count to ten. Throw a punch at eight. Nobody expects that.

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  1 month ago

  anger, angry, breath, conflict, count, humor, nobody, punch, reaction, surprise, take, ten, throw, unexpected

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