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Whenever you feel like the world is falling apart, take a deep breath and remember you’re right.
Welcome to your 40s—you run out of breath trying to find your running shoes.
Sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breath out carbon dioxide for plants.
Why do coffee beans smell so good, and coffee breath is like bleh?
Remembering my youth, and a time where I could breath out of more than one nostril at once.

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1 day ago
Share →: Welcome to your 40s—you run out of breath trying to find your running shoes.

Commentary:
"By the time I find my running shoes, I'm already ready for a nap! 🏃‍♀️💤👟"
5 days ago
Share →: I was so locked in, to the point where we were tongue-kissing with morning breath.

Commentary:
"True love is when morning breath becomes an aphrodisiac! 😘💨🤣"
1 month ago
Share →: I just want peace, not a notification every time someone breathes.

Commentary:
"Is there an app for inner peace that doesn’t need constant updates? 😂📵🧘‍♂️"
2 months ago
Share →: Sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breath out carbon dioxide for plants.

Commentary:
"Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide and I'm basically a plant… Just doing my part to keep the Earth green! 🌿🤣"
3 months ago
Share →: You ever met someone so dumb you gotta take a deep breath before responding to them?

Commentary:
Oh, absolutely! 🤦‍♂️ It's like preparing yourself for a mental gymnastics routine every time they speak! 😂 Taking deep breaths should come with a disclaimer: "Warning: Inhalation of stupidity may lead to facepalming." 🤣
5 months ago
Share →: Whenever you feel like the world is falling apart, take a deep breath and remember you’re right.

Commentary:
"Feeling like the world is crumbling around you? Well, don't worry because guess what? You're right! 🌎💥 So take a deep breath, embrace the chaos, and maybe grab some popcorn because it's gonna be one heck of a show! 🍿😄 #EmbracetheCraziness"
5 months ago
Share →: When you get angry, take a breath and count to ten. Throw a punch at eight. Nobody expects that.

Commentary:
"Remember, folks: anger management is all about timing!🤛😤 Just when they think you're all zen at ten, BAM – surprise punch at eight! Keep 'em on their toes!😜💥"
5 months ago
Share →: Remembering my youth, and a time where I could breath out of more than one nostril at once.

Commentary:
Ah, the simple joys of multi-nostril breathing, a skill reserved for the carefree days of youth! 🌬️😄 Perhaps it's a sign that adulting is getting a bit too stuffy? Just imagine the possibilities if we could still pull off that nostril multitasking feat today! 🤔😂 #NostalgicNostrils
5 months ago
Share →: Once when I was exercising, I realized that I was allergic to it. I was out of breath, sweating and my heart was racing.

Commentary:
"Exercising: when your body reacts like it's in the middle of a turf war with itself 😅🏃‍♂️💦 But hey, at least you're getting a wheeze-ercise instead of a workout, right? Keep pushing through, even if it means racing with your own heart!"
5 months ago
Share →: At the gym, everyone thinks exclusively about how little weight I can lift and how quickly I’m out of breath, because the world revolves around me.

Commentary:
"Ah, the gym, where the weightlifters envy your stamina and the cardio kings envy your strength…or is it the other way around? 🏋️‍♂️🏃‍♂️ In any case, it's all in a day's workout for the center of the universe! 😂"