Funny buddy quotes

I wanted to sleep it off, but insomnia said, “Not tonight, buddy.”

I wanted to sleep it off, but insomnia said, “Not tonight, buddy.”

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Hey man, be careful on the trampoline, one of my buddies never came back down.

Hey man, be careful on the trampoline, one of my buddies never came back down.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I always sit in the middle stall so I have a bathroom buddy.

I always sit in the middle stall so I have a bathroom buddy.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Autocorrect changed ‘are you around?’ to ‘are you aroused?’ and my buddy didn’t want to hang out today.

Autocorrect changed ‘are you around?’ to ‘are you aroused?’ and my buddy didn’t want to hang out today.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025