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My body snaps, crackles, and pops louder than my cereal.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has viewed:

If you can’t tell which family member is coming up the stairs by the speed and weight of their footsteps, are you even family?

Someone from 🇫🇷 has copied:

No matter how much Polynesian food you eat, you always want Samoa.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

I really love how squirrels get extra chubby heading into winter mostly because it’s super relatable.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

I just want someone who can read a book with me in silence, and then do ungodly things sometimes.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

One time, I was so high my bra unclasped, and I thought I got shot.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

Imagine being in the Trojan horse with the lads, pure darkness and giggling like hehehe

Someone from 🇬🇪 has shared:

An app where you and your partner swipe left and right on restaurants until there’s a match. No talking, no negotiation. Who’s building this?

Someone from 🇷🇸 has copied:

McDonald’s will “anything else” you to death. Can you wait a McMinute?

Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

Wanna go back to my place and meow at each other?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

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17,359

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15,236

Updated

Dec 30, 2025

Users Online

4,051

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Shared recently on Twitch:

The word synergy sounds like a mix of the words sin and energy. Like, to be debauched but to do it with flair and zest.

Going bananas on X:

Obviously, I’m gonna upload pictures with filters and in my best angles. If you wanna see the ugly side of me, come to my house, but bring ice cream.

Breaking via Instagram:

Sundays are no place for pants or responsibility.

Seen just now on Threads:

I figured out how they built the pyramids. No internet.

Spotted on Facebook:

Therapy isn’t about being “fixed.” It’s about being your therapist’s favorite patient.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Hate it when my alarm goes off in the morning, and I’m still alive.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Intermittent fasting is how I drive, not how I eat.

Going bananas on Twitch:

I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.

Spotted on Messenger:

I’m not into casual sex. Send me a résumé.

Just shared via Slack:

Should we all just give up and get really into drugs? Wait, this is literally what happened in the 60s. That just clicked for me.

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95 shares on X this month:

What’s it called when you mentally want to be horny but you’re physically not at all?

21 shares on Telegram this month:

Just paid my bills, so don’t ask me to come out. I’m at home getting my money’s worth.

34 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The thing about being 50+ is that whenever an opportunity to pee is available – you’re wise to take it.

27 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I would love to have children one day. Two days maximum.

48 shares on Twitch this month:

I think my dad just eradicated a small village with his sneeze.

45 shares on Discord this month:

I never give second chances, just 10 and then goodbye.

45 shares on Twitch this month:

Today, I changed a light bulb and walked into a bar. My life is a joke.

77 shares on TikTok this month:

Skinny people are easier to get blown around by storms. These donuts are for my safety.

22 shares on Discord this month:

When I was a kid, I thought cicadas were the sound sunshine makes when it’s real hot outside.

72 shares on Instagram this month:

Finding a person to make eye contact with during stupid meetings is essential to survival in the workplace.

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5 folks are currently checking 👀

More candlelight, less gaslight, babe.

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The problem with believing that nothing matters except you, is that eventually everyone will just leave you alone to take extra special care of yourself.

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Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.

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At this point, I’m not sure if my house is a mess or my mess is a house.

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Does anyone know if there’s a career in being a piece of shit?

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Every time I talk, it sounds like it’s my first time trying to speak.

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People that ask Grok “Is this true” are the reason our society is getting dumber by the minute.

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God saw you do that.

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Born to be quiet and mysterious, forced to yap whenever I get the chance.

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Girlfriend says because we got Chinese yesterday, we can’t get it again today. I don’t think that makes sense. They do it in China all the time.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

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17,359

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15,236

Updated

Dec 30, 2025

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Someone from 🇸🇧 has downloaded:

Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has shared:

As a woman, you need to forgive yourself for men you entertained when you had low self-esteem.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has downloaded:

It would be cool if, after you died, you could see the top 5 times you almost died.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

My boss just left which means I have finished all of my work for the day.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has copied:

I’m pretty sure by now that we’re some kind of satire channel on some other planet.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has bookmarked:

When a man is a good cook, that cancels out like three red flags.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has downloaded:

You’re telling me this moron’s on oxy.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

I hate when I’m trying to spell a word, and my phone can’t do it either.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I’d enjoy summer a lot more if someone came by hourly and misted me like produce.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Anyone got any good sins for someone just getting into sinning?

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Twitter is like a psych ward with no staff.

Trending via Facebook:

Love those deep burps that instantly make me feel like I lost 10 lbs.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I don’t want to sound controversial, but having Monday off is great. We should do this every week.

Trending via Facebook:

Whenever someone says “Per ChatGPT” or “ChatGPT says,” I look at them like they just consulted a magic 8 ball because, please, stop playing with me.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Jeez. It’s like the people in this nursing home have never heard techno before.

Trending via WhatsApp:

My son loves Monty Python. My work here is done.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

I once hated my job so much that I would come home from work and watch vlogs of people quitting their jobs, wishing it was me.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Used shampoo containing caffeine. My hair is already on its way to work.

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