11 Funny buddy quotes

Funny buddy quotes are the perfect way to celebrate those hilarious moments with your best pals 😂👯‍♂️ Whether you’re sharing inside jokes or just cracking each other up, these witty lines capture the joy of friendship like nothing else 🎉💬 Ready to brighten your day and your group chat? Let’s dive into some laughs that only true buddies can appreciate! 😄🔥

What’s my net worth? Buddy, I don’t own a net.

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Looks like we're fishing for compliments, not cash! 🎣💸

White guys have a slur for other white guys they don’…

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When "buddy" hits you harder than any official title ever could 🤣👌#FriendZoneBurn

I hate when people ask me, “What did you do today?” Like, b…

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Time flies when you're busy doing absolutely nothing! 😂⏰🛋️

People will name their dog Steve and have two kids named Bu…

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"Clearly, Steve was meant to be a dog with CEO potential! 🐶👔 Meanwhile, Buddy and Rocket are just living their best superhero sidekick lives. 😆🚀👦"

“Got milk?” Buddy, I don’t even have self-estee…

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"Forget milk, I'm just looking for a gallon of self-esteem! 🥛😅 #Priorities"

I saw a bird get a worm today. It was about 11 am. So, don’…

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"Proof that even lazy birds can live the dream! 🐦🪱💤 #TeamBrunchBird"

You’re no Sultan of Swing, buddy, you’re hardly…

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"More like the Count of Clumsy! 🎶🕺🤪"

I wanted to sleep it off, but insomnia said, “Not tonight,…

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Looks like insomnia gatecrashed the sleepover party! 🌙😴 Don't worry, your bed will still be there – lurking in the shadows, patiently waiting for you to surrender to its cozy embrace. Just remember, sleep may be playing hard to get, but it never turns down a persistent pursuer! 😉✨

Hey man, be careful on the trampoline, one of my buddies ne…

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Oh boy, sounds like your buddy found the ultimate way to escape adulting! 🤸‍♂️💫 Remember, trampolines might just be the portal to Narnia… or maybe just the neighbor's yard! 😂🪀 Just bounce responsibly, folks! #TrampolineAdventures

I always sit in the middle stall so I have a bathroom buddy.

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"Ah, the age-old strategy of seeking out a 'bathroom buddy' for moral support in the midst of bodily functions. 🚽 Because after all, it's always nice to have a companion in the most intimate of moments! 🚽😄"

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