Funny quotes buddy

Funny buddy quotes

I wanted to sleep it off, but insomnia said, “Not tonight, buddy.”

2 months ago

Hey man, be careful on the trampoline, one of my buddies never came back down.

3 months ago

I always sit in the middle stall so I have a bathroom buddy.

3 months ago

Autocorrect changed ‘are you around?’ to ‘are you aroused?’ and my buddy didn’t want to hang out today.

3 months ago