Funny buddy quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I saw a bird get a worm today. It was about 11 am. So, don’t give up on your dreams, buddy!

  Commentary:
  "Proof that even lazy birds can live the dream! 🐦🪱💤 #TeamBrunchBird"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: You’re no Sultan of Swing, buddy, you’re hardly a Governor of Groove.

  Commentary:
  "More like the Count of Clumsy! 🎶🕺🤪"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I wanted to sleep it off, but insomnia said, “Not tonight, buddy.”

  Commentary:
  Looks like insomnia gatecrashed the sleepover party! 🌙😴 Don't worry, your bed will still be there – lurking in the shadows, patiently waiting for you to surrender to its cozy embrace. Just remember, sleep may be playing hard to get, but it never turns down a persistent pursuer! 😉✨

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Hey man, be careful on the trampoline, one of my buddies never came back down.

  Commentary:
  Oh boy, sounds like your buddy found the ultimate way to escape adulting! 🤸‍♂️💫 Remember, trampolines might just be the portal to Narnia… or maybe just the neighbor's yard! 😂🪀 Just bounce responsibly, folks! #TrampolineAdventures

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I always sit in the middle stall so I have a bathroom buddy.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old strategy of seeking out a 'bathroom buddy' for moral support in the midst of bodily functions. 🚽 Because after all, it's always nice to have a companion in the most intimate of moments! 🚽😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Autocorrect changed ‘are you around?’ to ‘are you aroused?’ and my buddy didn’t want to hang out today.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like autocorrect is the ultimate wingman trying to spice up your plans! 🤣 Who knew a simple question could lead to a canceled hangout. Always double-check before hitting send, folks! 🔍 #TechFail #AutoIncorrect"

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