17 Funny burger quotes

• Looking over both shoulders before googling “Chinese burger.”

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  4 weeks ago

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• Going to McDonald’s to get the Grinch meal, then going to Burger King to get the Spongebob meal. Then disappearing into the forest for twenty years.

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  4 weeks ago

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• Hey girl, are you a burger? Because I love you.

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  4 weeks ago

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• Just got hired at Five Guys as the guy who punches the burger before they put it in the bag.

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  4 weeks ago

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• You’ve got to question the legitimacy of the Burger Kingdom if Burger King is just handing out crowns to anybody willy-nilly.

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  4 weeks ago

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• It’s so crazy how people are never down to just go get a burger. It didn’t used to be like this.

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  1 month ago

  activity, burger, crazy, food, fun, fun activity, just, never, nostalgia, people, socializing, used

• All I’m saying is that big burgers should be wider not taller.

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  1 month ago

  big, burger, fast, fast food, food, height, humor, opinion, restaurant, saying, should, taller, width

• My car accidentally drove to a burger shop again. I hate when it does that.

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  1 month ago

  accident, accidentally, again, burger, car, driving, food, hate, humor, i, shop

• Sucking melted cheese off the burger wrapper as God intended.

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  1 month ago

  burger, cheese, food, God, humor, indulgence, intended, snack, wrapper

• Wait. We’re now turning plants into burgers? Haven’t cows been doing that like, forever.

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  1 month ago

  agriculture, burger, cow, doing, food, forever, humor, irony, meat, nature, plant, plants, turning, wait

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