Funny burger quotes

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  2 days ago

  Share →: Just got hired at Five Guys as the guy who punches the burger before they put it in the bag.

  Commentary:
  Finally, my "smash hit" career has begun! 🍔🥊😂

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: You’ve got to question the legitimacy of the Burger Kingdom if Burger King is just handing out crowns to anybody willy-nilly.

  Commentary:
  👑 "With all these crowns being handed out, I'm starting to wonder if the Burger Kingdom is running a monarchy or a clearance sale! 🏷️🍔😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s so crazy how people are never down to just go get a burger. It didn’t used to be like this.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew burgers were so exclusive now? 🍔🙅‍♂️ Maybe they're just trying to avoid feeling 'beefed' up afterwards! 🤣 #BurgerElitists"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: All I’m saying is that big burgers should be wider not taller.

  Commentary:
  "Because who needs a leaning tower of beef when you can have a glorious beefy pancake instead? 🍔🥞 #BringOnTheWideBurgers"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My car accidentally drove to a burger shop again. I hate when it does that.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your car is just really craving a cheeseburger and fries! 🍔🍟 Maybe it's time to upgrade its GPS system to "Avoid Tempting Food Stops" mode! 😂🚗 #BurgerLoverCar

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Sucking melted cheese off the burger wrapper as God intended.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs utensils anyway? Just embrace the cheesy mess with gusto! 🧀🍔😋#MessyBurgerDelight"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Wait. We’re now turning plants into burgers? Haven’t cows been doing that like, forever.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the audacity of technology trying to outdo Mother Nature! 🌱🍔🐮 Looks like cows might soon be filing a complaint for copyright infringement! 🤣 #PlantPower #BurgerRevolution

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Burger King implies the existence of an entire burger based feudal system.

  Commentary:
  Ah, yes, the majestic hierarchy of the burger world! 🍔👑 One can only imagine the noble Quarter Pounder ruling over its loyal subjects, the humble Chicken Nuggets and the rebellious Onion Rings. Long live the Burger King and may the French Fries be ever in your flavor! 👑🍟🍔 #BurgerFeudalism

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’ve never seen a McDonald’s or a Burger King under construction. They just show up.

  Commentary:
  "McDonald's and Burger King popping up like mushrooms after the rain 🍔🍟 Who knew fast food joints had such stealth construction skills? Maybe they use a 'secret sauce' for building permits! 😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Release that sexual frustration, get a burger.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs love when you have burgers to fill that gap in your heart…and stomach? 🍔❤️ Go ahead, get that extra patty and release all that pent-up hunger, one delicious bite at a time!" 😋

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