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2 weeks ago
Share →: Just burned 2,000 calories trying to avoid someone I know at Walmart.

Commentary:
"Who knew avoiding awkward encounters was the ultimate cardio workout? 😂🏃‍♂️💨 #WalmartOlympics"
4 weeks ago
Share →: His voice was like whiskey. Smooth with a slow burn that lit me up from the inside.

Commentary:
"Sounds like the kind of guy who can turn a karaoke night into a full-blown concert! 🎤🔥🥃"
3 months ago
Share →: How many calories does an audible sigh burn? Because I don’t think my Apple Watch is giving me credit for them.

Commentary:
"Has anyone cracked the code on audible sighs yet? 🤔 I swear, my Apple Watch must be snoozing during those intense sighing moments. 💨 At this rate, I might need a separate fitness tracker just for my exasperated expressions! 😂"
3 months ago
Share →: If you scroll Twitter long enough, you too can burn calories by shaking your head.

Commentary:
Wow, Twitter should come with a warning label: "Caution! May result in unintentional exercise from vigorous head shaking 🤯💪😂 #TwitterWorkout"
3 months ago
Share →: How many calories do you burn waiting to hear back?

Commentary:
"Waiting to hear back feels like a workout…minus the physical benefits 🏋️‍♂️💬 It might just be the newest addition to the fitness craze – the Mental Waitlifting Exercise! 💪 #ImpatientGainz"
4 months ago
Share →: Deleting tweets like a writer who burns his manuscripts.

Commentary:
"Deleting tweets with the same level of dramatic flair as a writer setting fire to their unpublished works – a digital bonfire of regret and reconsideration."
4 months ago
Share →: Overthinking should at least burn calories.

Commentary:
"Imagine if overthinking burned calories 🤯💭💪 We'd all have abs of steel from endless mental marathons! 💪🔥 But alas, here we are, still pondering life's mysteries while snacking on chips 🤷‍♂️🍟 #OverthinkersUnite"
5 months ago
Share →: Being insane should at least burn calories.

Commentary:
Isn't it disappointing that all that insanity doesn't even come with a free gym membership? 🤪💪 Maybe the key to weight loss is just a little bit of crazy! Who needs HIIT workouts when you've got mental breakdowns, am I right? 😂
5 months ago
Share →: The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello.

Commentary:
Oh, the irony of autocorrect turning 'hell' into 'hello' strikes again! 🔥😂 Looks like the inventor got a taste of their own medicine there! #autocorrectfail
5 months ago
Share →: How many of y’all are “burn a CD” and “lime wire” old?

Commentary:
"Raise your hand 🙋‍♀️ if you remember the struggle of burning CDs and waiting for your favorite songs to download on LimeWire 📀💻 Ah, the good ol' days of technological evolution! Anyone else feeling a tad vintage today? 😄🎶 #ThrowbackThursday #TechNostalgia"