Commentary:
"Sounds like your brain is holding on for dear life! 🧠💨 Don't worry, at least it's providing some entertainment with that screensaver action. Maybe try restarting to see if that brain cell finds its way home! 🔄😄"
13 Funny cell quotes
Went to the toilet today without my cell phone. There are 245 tiles.
Commentary:
Oh, a daring adventure indeed! 🚽📱 Looks like the real puzzle was counting all those tiles instead of scrolling through cat memes. Who needs technology when you have the mesmerizing design of bathroom tiles to keep you entertained? 😄 #TileCountingSkillsOnPoint
I tell it like it is: Sometimes I watch the calls on my cell phone and just wait for it to stop ringing.
Commentary:
"Well, well, well, look who's a pro at ignoring calls! 📵 Maybe we should nominate you for the 'Avoiding Calls Champion' title! 😂 Who needs a voicemail when you've got your superior call-waiting skills, right? 😜"
Every night at bedtime I do one small ritual: six hours on my cell phone.
Commentary:
"Ah, the modern bedtime story of scrolling through endless feeds and dodging sleep like it's a pending deadline 📱😴 Who needs sheep when you can count notifications, right? Sweet dreams, may your charger be forever close at hand! 🔌😂"
Tried a smile yesterday and my white blood cells attacked it.
Commentary:
Looks like your immune system has a strict 'no smiles allowed' policy! 😄🦠 Don't worry, maybe try a stealthy smirk next time to avoid any rebel white blood cells. Keep those immune cells on their toes! #SmileStruggles
If politicians can text my cell phone asking for money, I should be able to text them directly with policy suggestions.
Commentary:
Absolutely! 📱💰 It's a two-way street, right? Perhaps we can start a new trend: "Text for policy change – limited time offer, act now!" 😉📝 #TextingPoliticians #GiveAndTake
Let’s tell the truth cell phone. I don’t have six missed calls. I have six ignored calls.
Commentary:
📱 "Oh, cell phone, you sly little device! Ignored calls sound much better than missed calls, don't they? It's all about perspective, right? 😅 Maybe they should invent a 'Sorry, I'm avoiding you' button for those times we just need some space. 🙊"
The way some people hold their cell phone to make a call, I always think they’re trying to take a bite out of a sandwich.
Commentary:
📱🥪 "Watching some folks hold their cell phone to their ear is like witnessing a failed attempt at eating a digital sandwich! Maybe they're just hungry for a byte instead? 😄"
Screen time so high, I should send another risky message and then ignore my cell phone for three days.
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'risky message and ignore phone' strategy – the modern-day equivalent of opening a can of worms and then running away 😂📱. Who needs instant replies when you've got the power of conveniently timed disappearances on your side? Stay mysterious, my friend!"
Yes, I sometimes put my cell phone down. Especially when it rings.
Commentary:
"Whoops, did my cell phone just ring? Guess it's time to practice my ninja skills and sneak away from it! 📱🙅♂️ #AvoidingResponsibilitiesLikeAPro"