18 Funny cell quotes

• Answering your cell when you don’t recognize the number is like picking up a hitchhiker.

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  2 months ago

  answering, call, cell, cell phone, communication, hitchhiker, humor, joke, number, phone, phone call, picking, safety, stranger, unexpected, unexpected call, unknown, unknown number

• You used to calm me on my cell phone!

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  2 months ago

  calm, calming, cell, cell phone, communication, humor, me, phone, relationship, technology, used

• I love when my brain cells kiss and I have an idea.

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  2 months ago

  brain, brain cell, cell, cells, creativity, humor, i, idea, kiss, love, thought

• The only warning I take seriously these days is when my cell phone battery is low.

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  2 months ago

  battery, cell, cell phone, humor, life, low, low battery, modern, modern life, phone, serious, technology, warning

• I’ll find a cell mate before I’ll ever find a soulmate.

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  2 months ago

  before, cell, cell mate, dating, ever, humor, irony, loneliness, love, mate, prison, relationship, soulmate

• I got one brain cell left and it moves around my head like a Windows screensaver.

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  2 months ago

  around, brain, brain cell, cell, head, humor, i, joke, left, mental, movement, moves, screensaver, Windows

• Went to the toilet today without my cell phone. There are 245 tiles.

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  2 months ago

  boredom, cell, cell phone, daily, daily life, experience, funny experience, humor, life, observation, phone, tiles, today, toilet

• I tell it like it is: Sometimes I watch the calls on my cell phone and just wait for it to stop ringing.

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  2 months ago

  call, calls, cell, cell phone, humor, i, interaction, just, phone, procrastination, ringing, social, social interaction, sometimes, stop, stop ringing, tell, wait, watch

• Every night at bedtime I do one small ritual: six hours on my cell phone.

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  2 months ago

  bedtime, cell, cell phone, distraction, every, hours, humor, i, night, phone, procrastination, ritual, six, small

• Tried a smile yesterday and my white blood cells attacked it.

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  2 months ago

  attack, blood, cell, cells, health, humor, joke, smile, tried, white, white blood cell, yesterday

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