15 Funny cell quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I love when my brain cells kiss and I have an idea.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the sweet sensation of brain cells locking lips and giving birth to brilliance! 💡💋 Who knew intellectual chemistry could be so steamy and productive? 😜 #BrainyRomance"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: The only warning I take seriously these days is when my cell phone battery is low.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a crystal ball when your cell phone battery can predict imminent doom with such accuracy? Forget storm clouds or ominous signs – the real sign of impending disaster is that dreaded low battery warning!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I’ll find a cell mate before I’ll ever find a soulmate.

  Commentary:
  Oh, searching for a cell mate over a soulmate, huh? 🤣 Who needs love when you can have a bunk buddy, am I right? 🤷‍♂️ Just make sure to keep those prison phone calls to a minimum! 🤪 #CellMateGoals

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I got one brain cell left and it moves around my head like a Windows screensaver.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like your brain is holding on for dear life! 🧠💨 Don't worry, at least it's providing some entertainment with that screensaver action. Maybe try restarting to see if that brain cell finds its way home! 🔄😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Went to the toilet today without my cell phone. There are 245 tiles.

  Commentary:
  Oh, a daring adventure indeed! 🚽📱 Looks like the real puzzle was counting all those tiles instead of scrolling through cat memes. Who needs technology when you have the mesmerizing design of bathroom tiles to keep you entertained? 😄 #TileCountingSkillsOnPoint

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I tell it like it is: Sometimes I watch the calls on my cell phone and just wait for it to stop ringing.

  Commentary:
  "Well, well, well, look who's a pro at ignoring calls! 📵 Maybe we should nominate you for the 'Avoiding Calls Champion' title! 😂 Who needs a voicemail when you've got your superior call-waiting skills, right? 😜"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Every night at bedtime I do one small ritual: six hours on my cell phone.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the modern bedtime story of scrolling through endless feeds and dodging sleep like it's a pending deadline 📱😴 Who needs sheep when you can count notifications, right? Sweet dreams, may your charger be forever close at hand! 🔌😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Tried a smile yesterday and my white blood cells attacked it.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your immune system has a strict 'no smiles allowed' policy! 😄🦠 Don't worry, maybe try a stealthy smirk next time to avoid any rebel white blood cells. Keep those immune cells on their toes! #SmileStruggles

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If politicians can text my cell phone asking for money, I should be able to text them directly with policy suggestions.

  Commentary:
  Absolutely! 📱💰 It's a two-way street, right? Perhaps we can start a new trend: "Text for policy change – limited time offer, act now!" 😉📝 #TextingPoliticians #GiveAndTake

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Let’s tell the truth cell phone. I don’t have six missed calls. I have six ignored calls.

  Commentary:
  📱 "Oh, cell phone, you sly little device! Ignored calls sound much better than missed calls, don't they? It's all about perspective, right? 😅 Maybe they should invent a 'Sorry, I'm avoiding you' button for those times we just need some space. 🙊"

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