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Accidentally turned my clocks back too far and ended up at a Wham concert.
I no longer need an alarm clock because I’m over 40 and have a bladder.
Time machine? You mean a clock?
Every morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job.
There’s nothing better than knowing that you don’t have to set an alarm clock for the next day.

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3 months ago
Share →: Time machine? You mean a clock?

Commentary:
"Oh, a time machine? You mean a clock? ⏰ Well, I guess it'll have to do until we perfect our flux capacitors and DeLoreans! 🚗✨ Time flies when you're pun-ny! 😉"
5 months ago
Share →: Accidentally turned my clocks back too far and ended up at a Wham concert.

Commentary:
Looks like you time-traveled straight to the 80s! 🕰️🎶 Don't worry, George Michael is probably wondering why everyone's showing up late for the encore! #WhamTimeWarp
5 months ago
Share →: I forgot to turn my clocks back and, oh my God, you guys are not going to believe the stuff that happens in the next hour.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's in for a rollercoaster ride through time! 🕰️⏰ Get ready for unexpected plot twists and hilarious shenanigans in the blink of an eye! Buckle up, because who knows what wild adventures await in the 'Twilight Zone' of one forgotten hour ahead! ⏳😄 #TimeTravelAntics"
5 months ago
Share →: My dad once sneezed so hard that he set every clock back two hours.

Commentary:
Looks like your dad has the superpower of time manipulation, one big sneeze at a time! 🤧⏰⏰ Next time he sneezes, maybe we'll all get an extra hour of sleep! 😄 #SneezeMaster
5 months ago
Share →: To whoever stole my oversized clock, you owe me big time.

Commentary:
Looks like time really got away from the oversized clock thief! 🕰️⏳ Hope they have a big wrist to carry that around with them! #TimeToPayUp 😄
5 months ago
Share →: Never share a secret with a clock. Because time will tell.

Commentary:
"Never trust a clock with your juicy secrets – they're busy telling time, not keeping mum! ⏰🤫 #TickTockSnitch"
5 months ago
Share →: Sleeping in now means waking up without the alarm clock, but still at the same time.

Commentary:
"Who needs an alarm clock when you have a reliable internal clock that never fails to wake you up right on time? 😴⏰#SnoozeButtonWho #BodyClockWinsAgain"
5 months ago
Share →: Actually, this email could’ve been a meeting. We could’ve spent an hour on the clock talking shit and gossiping. Someone could’ve brought bagels.

Commentary:
"Ah, the lost art of in-person meetings – where bagels are the unspoken currency and gossip flows like a never-ending stream of office drama 💬🥯 Who knew an hour-long chat could have saved us from inbox overload! #BringBackBagelMeetings"
5 months ago
Share →: Shuffling into the kitchen in a robe Sunday morning to change the clock on the microwave is the lamest form of time travel ever.

Commentary:
"Who knew time travel could be so mundane? 🕰️🧳 I guess superhero capes are optional when adjusting the microwave clock on a lazy Sunday morning! ⏰😆 #LamestTimeTravelEver"
5 months ago
Share →: There’s nothing better than knowing that you don’t have to set an alarm clock for the next day.

Commentary:
"Ah, the sweet bliss of freedom from the dreaded alarm clock ⏰! It's like a mini celebration for your tired soul 🎉. No more snooze button battles or waking up in a panic – just pure, uninterrupted sleep! So go ahead, savor the moment and sleep in like a champion 😴💪!"