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34 Funny contact quotes

Funny contact quotes ๐Ÿ˜‚ bring a splash of humor to those everyday connections ๐Ÿ“ฑโœจ Whether you’re texting, calling, or just saving numbers, these witty lines add a playful twist to your contacts list ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ“ž Ready to giggle every time you scroll through your phone? Dive into a world where contacts arenโ€™t just namesโ€”theyโ€™re pure entertainment! ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ“ฒ

Farting, but with eye contact.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Donโ€™t even bother contacting me on the Ouija Board after I die. I barely answer my texts now.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Dating apps? No thanks, if I wanted to talk to someone for hours and accomplish nothing, I’d contact tech support.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Alcohol and eye contact is a deadly combo.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

My favorite part about talking to my teens is when they give me direct eye contact, listen intently, nod understandingly and then do the exact opposite of what I just said.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Not leaving the house and not having contact with other people. The punishments of my childhood are now my hobbies.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

My dog just looked me in the eye and said โ€œno one is gonna believe youโ€, then took a nap.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

If anyone wants to contact me, from now on I can only be reached via my bank account.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Oh no, a login from a new device? And that device is my phone? The one that I use every single day? And the location is my house, you say? Thank you so much for warning me. I will contact Interpol.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

You can tell me what you want, but alcohol and eye contact are a dangerous combination.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

Accidentally made eye contact with the sweets at the grocery store and now have to declare bankruptcy.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

Iโ€™m so single. When they ask me for an emergency contact, I put the neighbor’s dog.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

โ€œMy family doesnโ€™t have a black sheep,โ€ I say, while everyone avoids eye contact.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

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