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69 Funny couple quotes

Funny couple quotes are the perfect way to add a sprinkle of laughter 😂 to your relationship! Whether you’re poking fun at love’s quirks or capturing those adorable moments 🥰, these quotes bring smiles and giggles 🤭 to couples everywhere. Perfect for sharing with your partner or spicing up your social media feed, they highlight the humor and joy that come with being in love ❤️. Dive into the world of witty banter and playful jabs!

Unpopular opinion: I do enjoy third-wheeling if the couple is fun.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Dollar Tree needs to just go ahead and rename it to A Couple Dollars.

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

Pro tip: Avoid the news for a couple of days and have some fun.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

How come all the single people don’t need no one, and all the married ones need two?

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

70% of marriage is yelling “What” from a different room.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

I’m at the age where an uncomfortable bed will have me injured for a couple of days.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Give yourself time to heal. A couple of decades should do it.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Long-distance couples be like, “I can’t wait,” and then they wait.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

A marriage is about solving problems together, you know, those problems you wouldn’t have if you were single.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Hanging out with a couple and saying, “May this love never find me,” every time there’s a slight conflict.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Relationship goal: synchronizing our eye rolls.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

First date idea: we search for each other’s criminal history together.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

After you’ve been married a long time, you become able to communicate nonverbally. At least, I’m pretty sure that’s why we never speak.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Drinking a couple of beers and then getting onto Red Dead Redemption, and just petting my horse and feeding it apples.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

A couple of years ago, the internet was an escape from the real world. Today, the real world is an escape from the internet.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Unpopular opinion: a honeymoon is more needed 5 to 10 years down the road, versus right after getting married.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Everyone thinks they won’t be that couple that goes from ‘everything you do is a turn-on’ to ‘you’re breathing too loud,’ but they will be, oh, they will be.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

People call me a “Trekkie,” but I’m not. I’ve only seen Star Wars a couple of times.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

A couple of birds are outside fighting. Wait. They’ve quieted down. There’s a third bird. I think he may be their therapist.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Babe, are you OK? You’ve barely fulfilled the prophecy.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

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