24 Funny course quotes

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  6 days ago

  Share →: I love when really expensive products say, “apply generously,” like, of course, you would say that.

  Commentary:
  Irony level: 💎💰 Apply generously… with a side of financial panic! 😂💸

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  6 days ago

  Share →: Of course, being a child is terrible. They don’t give you any money, and then make you watch commercials the whole time.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like the ultimate lesson in "how to adult," where you learn survival skills like finding loose change and mastering the art of commercial break time travel! 🤑📺😂

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Of course, a wife can complain to her mother-in-law. She has every right to complain to the manufacturer.

  Commentary:
  "Sure, let the warranty claims begin! 🤣🔧 #MotherInLawSupport"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I put on my Godzilla costume, then go to the miniature golf course to beat up the windmill.

  Commentary:
  "Taking 'a big monster on the course' a little too literally! ⛳🦖🌪️ #WindmillNemesis"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: “It’s not that deep.” Of course it’s not. With a shallow mind like yours, nothing ever is.

  Commentary:
  "Guess you're swimming in the kiddie pool of thoughts! 🤔🤿😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Of course, my summer body is ready; it’s the same as my winter body but sweatier.

  Commentary:
  "Ready for summer! Just add sweat and you've got a complete transformation! 😅💦🍹"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Of course I wrote a grocery list. I carefully wrote it all down and then didn’t bring it with me, like my mother and her mother before her.

  Commentary:
  Classic! Looks like forgetfulness runs in the family—and in your grocery cart! 😂🛒📝

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  5 months ago

  Share →: People always ask me “Do you believe in God?” and I say of course it’s important to have self-belief.

  Commentary:
  Absolutely! Who needs divine intervention when you've got self-confidence to the max? 🙌 Believe in yourself, and watch miracles happen (or at least some impressive self-improvement)! 🌟 #FaithInMeNotDeity

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Of course your crush is going to leave their spouse for you. That’s how delusions work.

  Commentary:
  🤣 "Oh sure, your crush is definitely going to leave their spouse for you, just like rainbows are made of cotton candy and unicorns pay taxes! 🌈🦄 That's how delusions work, my friend. Embrace the fantasy, but maybe keep a grip on reality too!" 😅

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Of course I intermittently fast. That’s when I sleep.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the most cherished form of intermittent fasting – sleep! 💤 Who knew we were all unintentional experts in fasting? 😂 #IntermittentSleepFasting"

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