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  • Of course I wrote a grocery list. I carefully wrote it all down and then didn’t bring it with me, like my mother and her mother before her.

    Commentary:
    Classic! Looks like forgetfulness runs in the family—and in your grocery cart! 😂🛒📝

  • People always ask me “Do you believe in God?” and I say of course it’s important to have self-belief.

    Commentary:
    Absolutely! Who needs divine intervention when you’ve got self-confidence to the max? 🙌 Believe in yourself, and watch miracles happen (or at least some impressive self-improvement)! 🌟 #FaithInMeNotDeity

  • Of course your crush is going to leave their spouse for you. That’s how delusions work.

    Commentary:
    🤣 “Oh sure, your crush is definitely going to leave their spouse for you, just like rainbows are made of cotton candy and unicorns pay taxes! 🌈🦄 That’s how delusions work, my friend. Embrace the fantasy, but maybe keep a grip on reality too!” 😅

  • Of course I intermittently fast. That’s when I sleep.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the most cherished form of intermittent fasting – sleep! 💤 Who knew we were all unintentional experts in fasting? 😂 #IntermittentSleepFasting”

  • Sorry, I wasn’t really listening but that’s awesome, unless it isn’t of course.

    Commentary:
    “Oh, the classic selective hearing move, a true masterpiece of skill and finesse! 🤭👂 Nothing like nodding along to ‘awesome’ without a clue what was even said! Just hope it wasn’t a question… 🤷‍♂️😂”

  • Of course there’s birth control for men. It’s called the way they act.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs a pill when you have the ultimate contraceptive right in front of you – their behavior! 🙅‍♂️😂 Let the man-child shenanigans reign as the ultimate birth control method!”

  • What is the name of the course in medical school where you learn not to take your patients seriously?

    Commentary:
    Ah, that must be the “Advanced Eye-Rolling and Sarcasm 101” class! 🤨😜 Remember, laughter is the best medicine… unless you’re at an actual medical school, of course! 😆💉 #DoctorJokes

  • Of course, I also put my mobile down from time to time. For example, when someone tries to call me.

    Commentary:
    “Putting my phone down is a rare occurrence, like spotting a unicorn or finding matching socks in the laundry. 🦄🧦 If someone actually manages to call me during those fleeting moments, it’s practically a miracle! ☎️😂”

  • Of course I have critical thinking skills, I’m thinking critically of you right now.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the power of critical thinking in action! 💭🔍 Keep it critical, my friend, you’re clearly a pro at it! 🌟😄 #SassyThinker”

  • Of course I look tired, it’s hard pretending to be awake.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs coffee when you’re a master of the ‘awake but actually half asleep’ act? 😴☕️ Keep up the Oscar-worthy performance, darling! 💁‍♂️😄 #TheStruggleIsReal”

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