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The breathing exercises from the birth preparation course are only needed once the child has reached puberty.
Of course I do cardio. It’s called running from my problems.
Of course there’s birth control for men. It’s called the way they act.
Of course women need more pockets, where are we supposed to hold all of our grudges?
“It’s not that deep.” Of course it’s not. With a shallow mind like yours, nothing ever is.

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4 days ago
Share →: “It’s not that deep.” Of course it’s not. With a shallow mind like yours, nothing ever is.

Commentary:
"Guess you're swimming in the kiddie pool of thoughts! 🤔🤿😂"
3 weeks ago
Share →: Of course, my summer body is ready; it’s the same as my winter body but sweatier.

Commentary:
"Ready for summer! Just add sweat and you've got a complete transformation! 😅💦🍹"
1 month ago
Share →: Of course I wrote a grocery list. I carefully wrote it all down and then didn’t bring it with me, like my mother and her mother before her.

Commentary:
Classic! Looks like forgetfulness runs in the family—and in your grocery cart! 😂🛒📝
4 months ago
Share →: People always ask me “Do you believe in God?” and I say of course it’s important to have self-belief.

Commentary:
Absolutely! Who needs divine intervention when you've got self-confidence to the max? 🙌 Believe in yourself, and watch miracles happen (or at least some impressive self-improvement)! 🌟 #FaithInMeNotDeity
5 months ago
Share →: Of course your crush is going to leave their spouse for you. That’s how delusions work.

Commentary:
🤣 "Oh sure, your crush is definitely going to leave their spouse for you, just like rainbows are made of cotton candy and unicorns pay taxes! 🌈🦄 That's how delusions work, my friend. Embrace the fantasy, but maybe keep a grip on reality too!" 😅
5 months ago
Share →: Of course I intermittently fast. That’s when I sleep.

Commentary:
"Ah, the most cherished form of intermittent fasting – sleep! 💤 Who knew we were all unintentional experts in fasting? 😂 #IntermittentSleepFasting"
5 months ago
Share →: Sorry, I wasn’t really listening but that’s awesome, unless it isn’t of course.

Commentary:
"Oh, the classic selective hearing move, a true masterpiece of skill and finesse! 🤭👂 Nothing like nodding along to 'awesome' without a clue what was even said! Just hope it wasn't a question… 🤷‍♂️😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Of course there’s birth control for men. It’s called the way they act.

Commentary:
"Who needs a pill when you have the ultimate contraceptive right in front of you – their behavior! 🙅‍♂️😂 Let the man-child shenanigans reign as the ultimate birth control method!"
5 months ago
Share →: What is the name of the course in medical school where you learn not to take your patients seriously?

Commentary:
Ah, that must be the "Advanced Eye-Rolling and Sarcasm 101" class! 🤨😜 Remember, laughter is the best medicine… unless you're at an actual medical school, of course! 😆💉 #DoctorJokes
5 months ago
Share →: Of course, I also put my mobile down from time to time. For example, when someone tries to call me.

Commentary:
"Putting my phone down is a rare occurrence, like spotting a unicorn or finding matching socks in the laundry. 🦄🧦 If someone actually manages to call me during those fleeting moments, it's practically a miracle! ☎️😂"