29 Funny course quotes

• The best addition to any essay is, of course, a condescending tone.

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  1 week ago

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• Professor: Most of you won’t pass this course. Me: Cool, so you’re like, real shitty at your job.

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  2 months ago

  cool, course, education, fail, humor, insult, job, me, most, pass, professor, real, sarcasm, student

• If I was on Love Island, I would get wasted and drown in the pool, altering the course of every contestant’s life forever.

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  2 months ago

  chaos, contestant, contestants, course, drunk, every, forever, humor, i, island, life, love, Love Island, party, pool, reality, reality show, show, wasted

• Every morning, the cat watches me make coffee and asks if we can go sit out on the balcony to watch the birds, and every morning I say, yes, of course, let’s.

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  2 months ago

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• I bought a “How to Be Spontaneous” course… it starts in six months.

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  2 months ago

  course, delay, humor, i, joke, months, procrastination, six, spontaneity

• I love when really expensive products say, “apply generously,” like, of course, you would say that.

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  2 months ago

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• Of course, being a child is terrible. They don’t give you any money, and then make you watch commercials the whole time.

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  2 months ago

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• Of course, a wife can complain to her mother-in-law. She has every right to complain to the manufacturer.

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  2 months ago

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• I put on my Godzilla costume, then go to the miniature golf course to beat up the windmill.

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  2 months ago

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• “It’s not that deep.” Of course it’s not. With a shallow mind like yours, nothing ever is.

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  2 months ago

  course, deep, ever, humor, insult, intelligence, mind, nothing, sarcasm, shallow, wit, yours

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