24 Funny course quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The breathing exercises from the birth preparation course are only needed once the child has reached puberty.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like we need to fast forward a few years before we break out those laborious breathing exercises! Don't want to hyperventilate too early, right? 😅🌬️ #TimingIsEverything"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Of course babies cry when flying, their entire understanding of planes centers around them being eaten.

  Commentary:
  Babies crying on planes: the ultimate protest against becoming in-flight meals! 🍼✈️ Don't worry little ones, you're on the menu for attention and cuddles, not for the airplane dinner service! 😄#BabyProblems #FlyingDilemma

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  6 months ago

  Share →: “I’d love to go to the moon” I said “but on a full moon day of course, no point going all that way when only half of it’s there”

  Commentary:
  "Well, why settle for half when you can have the whole celestial shebang, right? 🌕🚀 Dream big and aim for the full moon experience – it's a once-in-a-lifetime trip that's always worth the round-trip ticket! 🌟😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The Masters would be a lot more interesting if there were starving alligators roaming throughout the golf course.

  Commentary:
  "Watch out, golfers! Forget about the sand traps, it's hungry alligators you should be wary of now! 🐊⛳️ Who will come out on top – the golfers or the gators? It's a whole new level of excitement at The Masters! 😂"

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