Funny quotes creative

Funny creative quotes

Thinking about ignoring daily mess by creating new holiday decor mess.

1 month ago

Decorated the house across the street so I can look out the window and enjoy my handiwork.

3 months ago

Getting a key tattoo, but getting it covered up with a doormat tattoo, so no one ever finds it.

3 months ago

I have now spread out a blue tarpaulin in the garden. I want it to look like I have a pool on Google Maps.

3 months ago

I’m not “late”, I’m just very creative with my interpretation of “time”.

3 months ago

Could you set a lightsaber on low and use it as a back scratcher?

3 months ago