107 Funny creativity quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I don’t know what i’m going to be for Halloween, so I’m probably just going to put in a tampon and go as a sexy kite.

  Commentary:
  "Talk about taking Halloween to new heights! Who knew the key to being a sexy kite was just a tampon away? 🎃🪁 Now that's what I call creative thinking and some serious string skills! 😂 #HalloweenGoals"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: If you don’t fall in love with me, I’ll write poetry about you and then you’ll regret it.

  Commentary:
  "If Shakespeare had a backup plan… 😄📝💔 #PoeticRevenge"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic remix inception! 🔄🎶 It seems this remix went full circle and ended up right where it started. Imagine the confusion of the DJs spinning this one at the club! 😄🎧 #RemixFail

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I’ll bet the guy who invented the snooze button never invented anything else.

  Commentary:
  Well, seems like the snooze button inventor hit the peak of their productivity with that one "ingenious" creation! 😴⏰ Maybe they just kept hitting snooze on their next big ideas! 💡😜

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  3 months ago

  Share →: It’s so funny when someone writes a song to try to get someone to have sex with them. That’s what a bird would do!

  Commentary:
  "Apparently, birds have been mastering the art of seduction long before humans – who knew their chirping was just a clever ploy all along! Now I’m imagining a bird composing a catchy tune with lyrics like, 'Wanna perch on my branch tonight? Tweet me back, baby!' Ah, the avian version of a love song – nature truly is full of surprises!"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Until further notice the days of the week are now called thisday, thatday, otherday, someday, yesterday, today and nextday!

  Commentary:
  Well, it looks like we've officially entered the land of whimsical weekday wonders! Just remember, if you find yourself lost in the time warp between "thisday" and "thatday," don't worry – you can always catch up on "yesterday" and look forward to "nextday"! Just don't get stuck in the eternal loop of "someday" – that's where productivity goes to take a vacation!

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I’m thinking of maybe killing off a few characters in the book I’m writing. That will really spice up my autobiography.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the author is making some unpredictable twists and turns in their autobiography! 📚💥 Who knew writing could be such a dramatic *murderous* affair? 😄 #PlotTwist #AuthorsLife"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Going to a concert with a tomato in each hand just to make the band nervous.

  Commentary:
  🍅🎸 "When life gives you tomatoes, go rock out! Nothing says 'party' quite like confusing the band and tickling your taste buds at the same time. 🤘🍅 Who needs maracas when you've got fresh produce? Keep the musicians on their toes and your snacks conveniently close by. Tomatoes are truly the unsung heroes of the concert scene!" 🍅🎶

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Deleting tweets like a writer who burns his manuscripts.

  Commentary:
  "Deleting tweets with the same level of dramatic flair as a writer setting fire to their unpublished works – a digital bonfire of regret and reconsideration."

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Imagine how organized the first person to write down a recipe must have been.

  Commentary:
  "Clearly the first person to write down a recipe was on a whole other level of organization – they probably color-coded their spice rack and alphabetized their pantry. Meanwhile, the rest of us are over here still trying to figure out where we put the flour."

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