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100 Funny creativity quotes

Getting tired without doing anything is an art form.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Whoever came up with the name wallpaper really nailed it.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

They should invent more hobbies for people without skills or patience.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Who called it a period tracker instead of a madvent calendar?

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

A.I. should be forced to wait tables before it’s allowed to make art.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

The word synergy sounds like a mix of the words sin and energy. Like, to be debauched but to do it with flair and zest.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I wrote a book. It’s a murder mystery. You’re in it but only for the first couple of chapters.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

The most refreshing way to fight your personal demons is to make demonade.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Whoever came up with the name “dentures” really missed the opportunity to call them “substitooths”.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Paycheck hit. I’m at Michaels Arts & Crafts supply store telling them to bring out Michael.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I don’t care for the term drug mule, why can’t it be a drug unicorn.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

The art of today’s art is to persuade people that it’s art.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Science has enough bodies, I’m donating mine to English lit just to spice things up a bit.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

They should invent something in between coffee and narcotics.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

We’re limited only by our imagination and some federal agencies.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Someone told me I’ve gained weight. I told them it was for a part in a movie. I’ve never acted in my life. Until that moment.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I respect perfume commercials being like we can’t show you a smell mind if we just go insane for 30 seconds.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I’m going to get some steel wool so I can crochet myself a new car.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

More foods should have boats, why should gravy have all the fun?

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I try to shoot all of my garbage into outer space, but usually it just lands in my neighbor’s backyard.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Turtles made out of plastic, problem solved.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

On the internet it’s super easy to take credit for stuff you had nothing to do with. That’s why I invented it.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Commas are like garlic, you measure with your heart.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I’ll be honest. I can’t solve your problems. What I can do is create new, bigger problems that will make your current problems seem quaint by comparison.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

My son just turned an everything bagel into an everywhere bagel.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025