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3 months ago
Share →: Ping me if your boobs glow in the dark.

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🌟✨ "Well, if your boobs do glow in the dark, you might just be the life of the party! 😆 Just be careful not to lead anyone astray with those dazzling headlights. Ping me if you need some glow-in-the-dark bra shopping tips! 💡👙"
3 months ago
Share →: If she doesn’t post you, take her phone, go live and introduce yourself!

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"Desperate times call for desperate measures! 📱🔥 Just make sure you bring your A-game when crashing that live stream… and maybe a sense of humor too! 😄 Here's to hoping she finds your bold move endearing! 🕺🏻💥"
3 months ago
Share →: Why do these women want to date Pete Davidson, a funny movie star, and not me, a guy who is whining?

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Well, maybe it's because Pete Davidson's humor is scripted for the big screen, while your whining is more of a live, uncut performance… But hey, who knows, maybe a little less whine and a little more comedy could be the winning ticket to your own Hollywood romance!
3 months ago
Share →: Don’t hate me, date me!

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"Who needs haters when you can have daters? Turn those frowns upside down and swipe right to a happily ever after with this clever mantra – Don't hate me, date me!"
3 months ago
Share →: Just because you haven’t found the right person, doesn’t mean you will.

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"Ah, the eternal search for the elusive 'right person' – a quest as mysterious and unpredictable as finding matching socks in the laundry. Keep looking, dear friend, for in the vast sea of potentials, there may just be a diamond in the rough…or at least someone who can tolerate your questionable taste in movies."
3 months ago
Share →: Are you spaghetti because I want you to meat my balls?

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"Looks like someone's cooking up a saucy pick-up line! Just remember, it's all fun and games until someone gets tangled in a pasta-ble situation!"
3 months ago
Share →: Really just want to meet someone who knows what songs not to talk over.

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"Looking for that special someone who can appreciate the sacred silence that comes when a banger plays 🎶🤫 Good communication skills are music to my ears! 🎵🗣️ #SelectiveListenerGoals"
3 months ago
Share →: Women only want one thing and it is to walk down a dimly-lit cobblestone street with the devil.

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Ah, the eternal allure of a dimly-lit cobblestone street and a devilish companion! 😈🌃 Sounds like the perfect recipe for a memorable night out. Who needs a knight in shining armor when you can stroll with the devil in style, right ladies? 😉👠 #DevilishlyDelightful
4 months ago
Share →: If you say “awesome sauce” on a first date, you’ll still have that lucky condom in your wallet tomorrow.

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"Remember, folks, there's a fine line between being cool and carrying leftovers from a failed pickup line in your wallet. 🌶️😏 #DateNightDisasters"
4 months ago
Share →: Date idea: you hold my hand while I call the dentist and you tell me I’m so brave.

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🦷💪🏼 How about a thrilling date idea? Picture this – you bravely hold hands with your partner as they conquer the ultimate feat of dialing the dreaded dentist's number. 📞🙀 Oh, the adrenaline! 😂 #RomanticAndCourageous #RelationshipGoals