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193 Funny date quotes

Funny date quotes capture all the awkward, hilarious, and unexpected moments that happen when you’re out with someone special! πŸ˜…πŸ’˜ Whether it’s a dinner disaster, a funny mix-up, or an overly ambitious attempt at romance, these quotes remind us that dating is never quite as smooth as it seems in the movies. Love might be serious, but the laughs are real! πŸ˜‚πŸ·πŸŒΉ

Whoever is dating my ex, all I can say is: cheat first!

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

The problem with dating apps is I don’t wanna date someone that would use a dating app.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

Asking the waiter for her phone number and then texting her β€œcan I have more coffee?” two minutes later.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

With me, it isn’t Netflix & chill. It’s Prime & panic.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

May her tire get flat with a dude who can’t change it.

Posted on6 months ago

I don’t wanna meet your family, bring my plate to the car.

Posted on6 months ago

I don’t make mistakes, I date them.

Posted on6 months ago

Ping me if your boobs glow in the dark.

Posted on6 months ago

If she doesn’t post you, take her phone, go live and introduce yourself!

Posted on6 months ago

Why do these women want to date Pete Davidson, a funny movie star, and not me, a guy who is whining?

Posted on6 months ago

Don’t hate me, date me!

Posted on6 months ago

Just because you haven’t found the right person, doesn’t mean you will.

Posted on6 months ago

Are you spaghetti because I want you to meat my balls?

Posted on6 months ago

Really just want to meet someone who knows what songs not to talk over.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

Women only want one thing and it is to walk down a dimly-lit cobblestone street with the devil.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

If you say β€œawesome sauce” on a first date, you’ll still have that lucky condom in your wallet tomorrow.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

Date idea: you hold my hand while I call the dentist and you tell me I’m so brave.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

Play your cards right and we could be wearing matching fanny packs this summer.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

You okay, babe? You’ve hardly touched the promises you made me.

Posted onMar 7, 2025Mar 7, 2025

I’ve never been kissed under the cameltoe or whatever it’s called.

Posted onFeb 25, 2025

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