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4 months ago
Share →: Being sleepy all day is just part of who I am.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, a proud member of the Association of Sleepy Souls 🌙💤 Embrace the nap life – it's not laziness, it's a lifestyle choice! 😄💤"
4 months ago
Share →: I can now tell the hour of the day by which part of my body needs a heating pad.

Commentary:
"Who needs a clock when you have your own internal heating pad schedule 🕒🔥 Sounds like your body is setting – and heating – the time! ⏰😂"
4 months ago
Share →: Since you’re all so in love, switch phones for Valentine’s Day!

Commentary:
"Ah, the modern-day test of true love – swapping phones on Valentine's Day! 📱💘 Let's see if your significant other can resist the urge to snoop through your texts and selfies. May the trust be ever in your favor! 😆 #ValentinesDayHumor"
4 months ago
Share →: Online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days.

Commentary:
“Who knew that waiting for a package to arrive could become the highlight of the week? Forget living for the weekend, now it’s all about living for those precious 3-5 business days of anticipation and tracking updates!”

Fun Fact or Trivia:
The first online purchase ever made was a Sting album, “Ten Summoner’s Tales,” in 1994. The transaction took place on August 11, 1994, and the album was purchased by a 21-year-old man named Dan Kohn. This marked the beginning of the era of online shopping as we know it today!
4 months ago
Share →: Dear life, when I said “can this day get any worse” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

Commentary:
Well, life sure knows how to take things literally! It's like that one friend who always has to one-up you, even when you're just venting. Lesson learned: be careful what you say to life, it might just see it as a dare!
4 months ago
Share →: Having a pool is so neat. All of your friends are suddenly interested to catch up on the hottest days of the year.

Commentary:
"Owning a pool is like becoming the ultimate social magnet – nothing screams popularity quite like being the source of cool refreshment on scorching days. Who knew a few gallons of water could make you the hottest host in town?"
4 months ago
Share →: Day 12 without chocolate: Lost all hearing in my left eye.

Commentary:
"Day 12 without chocolate: I didn't know my left eye could even hear, let alone choose to go on strike over chocolate! Must be holding out for the good stuff."
4 months ago
Share →: How quickly family vacations go from “Omg, we only have 4 days left” to “Omg, we still have 4 days left”

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic time warp of family vacations – where days feel like minutes until suddenly they start to feel like eons. It's the ultimate test of patience and togetherness, all wrapped up in a sunscreen-scented package. Just remember, every day is a new opportunity for more sunscreen mishaps and memorable family moments!"
4 months ago
Share →: Today I started gardening. I planted myself in front of the TV and I sat there the entire day.

Commentary:
"Ah, a modern-day nature lover embracing the joys of indoor gardening! An admirable dedication to cultivation, with a strong focus on growing a healthy bond with your favorite TV shows. Remember to water yourself with some snacks and bask in the sunlight of entertainment. Keep blooming and thriving, dear plant enthusiast!"
4 months ago
Share →: I named my dog “5 Miles,” so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day.

Commentary:
"Who needs a fitness tracker when you have a cleverly named dog like '5 Miles'? It's the perfect excuse to skip the gym and just let your furry friend do all the work. Just remember to keep up the facade when someone asks about your workout routine!"