615 Funny day quotes

• Well, like I said to my television the other day, “How can these people be so stupid?!?”

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  6 days ago

  comedy, day, frustration, humor, i, people, rant, said, sarcasm, stupid, stupidity, television, well

• Can’t wait for the day off from work so I can sit on the couch at home and stare at the TV screen while thinking about work.

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  6 days ago

  couch, day, day off, home, humor, i, leisure, procrastination, relaxation, screen, sit, stare, staycation, thinking, TV, wait, while, work

• Y’all smell that? A beautiful day that the Lord has made.

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  6 days ago

  beautiful, blessing, cheerful, day, gratitude, humor, lord, nature, outdoors, positivity, smell, sunny, sunny day

• The male urge to tell you what business used to be located there back in his day.

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  6 days ago

  back, business, conversation, day, ego, humor, male, nostalgia, storytelling, tell, urge, used

• People who work in customer service should be allowed to fight one customer a day. Two on Fridays.

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  6 days ago

  allowed, customer, customer interaction, customer service, day, employee, employee humor, fight, Fridays, frustration, humor, interaction, management, people, relief, service, should, stress, stress management, stress relief, work, work frustration, workplace

• Gutted to report that spending a day offline, touching grass with my friends, was phenomenal for my mental health.

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  6 days ago

  activity, day, detox, digital, digital detox, friends, fun, fun activity, grass, gutted, health, mental, mental health, nature, offline, outdoor, outdoor activity, report, socializing, spending, touching, touching grass

• Hey, sorry I acted weird the other day. I was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired.

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  6 days ago

  act, apology, awkwardness, backfire, day, hard, humor, i, mishap, normal, self-awareness, social, social mishap, sorry, trying, trying to act normal, weird

• So glad that the dream I had of you isn’t affecting me at all, and I’m able to go on with my day without thinking of it.

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  6 days ago

  able, day, distraction, dream, feelings, glad, humor, i, me, mental, mental state, moving, moving on, sarcasm, state, subconscious, thinking

• At the end of the day, the day is going to end.

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  6 days ago

  daily, daily routine, day, end, end of day, going, humor, irony, routine, time

• Weekends are a scam. You spend one day exhausted and the other anxious… like, what was that?

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  6 days ago

  anxiety, anxious, day, exhausted, exhaustion, humor, irony, leisure, relaxation, scam, spend, stress, weekend

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