616 Funny day quotes

• Thank God for headphones and day dreaming.

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  day, daydream, dreaming, escape, God, gratitude, headphone, headphones, humor, relaxation, thank

• Gonna eat birthday cake all day because it’s someone’s birthday out there, and we’re about to celebrate together, stranger.

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  activity, birthday, cake, celebrate, celebration, day, eat, eating, fun, fun activity, party, stranger, together

• Having a horse run off on you in medieval times must have been crazy. Imagine if your car got scared and ran away, and you found it a day later by itself at a gas station.

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  animal, animal behavior, away, behavior, car, comparison, crazy, day, found, funny comparison, gas, gas station, got, having, horse, humor, imagine, later, life, medieval, medieval times, modern, modern life, ran, run, runaway, runaway horse, scared, station, times, transportation

• No plans and no pants kind of day.

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  casual, comfort, day, home, kind, lazy, lazy day, no pant, no plan, pant, pants, plan, plans, relaxation, stay, stay home

• One day you’ll find someone obsessed with you. It’s probably going to be a squirrel.

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  animal, day, going, humor, love, obsession, relationship, someone, squirrel

• I see why grandmas used to cook dinner at 3 p.m. and sit down the rest of the day.

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  3, afternoon, cook, day, dinner, grandma, humor, i, old fashioned, relaxation, rest, sit, used, why

• Moms be like, “I needed this,” and it’s really just a break from being the one who holds it all together every single day.

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  being, break, daily, daily life, day, every, family, hold, hold it together, humor, i, just, life, mom, relief, single, stress, stress relief, together

• I once quit a job, and when my boss asked why, I simply said, “I hate it here.” Best day of my life.

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  asked, best, best day, boss, day, hate, here, i, job, life, once, quit, quit job, resignation, said, simply, why, work

• I actually check my emails every day in hopes I’m going to get some life-changing news someday.

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  actually, check, communication, daily, daily routine, day, digital, digital life, email, emails, every, expectation, going, hope, hopes, humor, i, life, life changing, life-changing news, news, procrastination, routine, someday

• Introverts don’t recharge with sleep, we recharge by being left completely alone for 3–5 business days.

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  35, alone, being, business, business day, day, days, energy, humor, introvert, left, recharge, sleep, social, social energy, solitude

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