615 Funny day quotes

• Gonna eat birthday cake all day because it’s someone’s birthday out there, and we’re about to celebrate together, stranger.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Having a horse run off on you in medieval times must have been crazy. Imagine if your car got scared and ran away, and you found it a day later by itself at a gas station.

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  3 weeks ago

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• No plans and no pants kind of day.

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  3 weeks ago

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• One day you’ll find someone obsessed with you. It’s probably going to be a squirrel.

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  3 weeks ago

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• I see why grandmas used to cook dinner at 3 p.m. and sit down the rest of the day.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Moms be like, “I needed this,” and it’s really just a break from being the one who holds it all together every single day.

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  3 weeks ago

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• I once quit a job, and when my boss asked why, I simply said, “I hate it here.” Best day of my life.

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  3 weeks ago

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• I actually check my emails every day in hopes I’m going to get some life-changing news someday.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Introverts don’t recharge with sleep, we recharge by being left completely alone for 3–5 business days.

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  3 weeks ago

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• When a man likes you, he talks to you every day, and apparently, when you start to like him back, he is very busy and can’t talk at all. That’s how it works.

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  3 weeks ago

  apparently, back, busy, communication, dating, day, every, humor, irony, likes, man, relationship, start, talk, works

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