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"What a unique way to stand out at the next wedding! ๐๐ Talk about taking 'till death do us part' to a whole new level! ๐ฐ๐ผโโ๏ธ๐ #WeddingsAndFunerals"
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- Do you also have teenagers whose styling motto is: freeze to death for coolness?
- The dude who invented the autocorrect has died. Restaurant in piece.
- When you’re dead, you don’t know that you’re dead. But it’s hard for those around you. It’s the same when you’re stupid.
- When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep, not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
- Probably the worst thing about the death of print media is the devastating effect itโs having on the producers of traditional ransom notes.
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Life is basically a never-ending cycle of "forgot password" links and CAPTCHA tests! ๐๐ป Just when you think you've got it all figured out, there goes another "reset password" email to keep you on your toes. ๐๐ #LifeStruggles #TechSavvyGhost -
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"RIP to the artist who tragically met their end in a fierce battle with the unibrow! ๐ฑโ๏ธ May their brows be forever on fleek in cat heaven! ๐น๐" -
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Ah, the good old medieval times – where building an army was as easy as missing dental appointments! ๐ฐ๐ It seems the only thing more terrifying than battle was the thought of dealing with the plummeting life expectancy rates! ๐ #MedievalProblems -
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Well, looks like even God has his own VIP section and doesn't bother with staff meetings! ๐คฃ๐ After all, running the universe must keep him pretty busy. #BossMoves #HeavenlyHierarchy -
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Well, isn't that just the perfect mix of humor and existential dread? ๐ ๐ฐ๏ธ Just remember, time flies when you're having pun! Let's hope laughter is the best medicine for immortality! โจ -
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"Well, there goes my motivation for the week! ๐คทโโ๏ธ Can't argue with that logic – might as well make the most of the weekend! ๐ #YOLO #CarpeDiem" -
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Ah, the eternal struggle between the desire for rest and the annoyance of interruptions! ๐ด๐ค Imagine trying to peacefully drift into the realm of dreams while being bombarded by ads for dream vacations, fluffy pillows, and noise-canceling earplugs. ๐ซ๐บ๐ฐ It's like the ultimate marketing strategy – even in the land of nod, you can't escape the sales pitch! ๐โจ #SleepingWithAds -
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"Ah, a true connoisseur of the finer things in life: early sundowns and the downfall of civilizations. ๐๐ Who needs daylight and peace when you can have darkness and chaos, am I right? ๐" -
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"Ah, the great irony of life – a never-ending cycle of chaos and laughter, leading us all to the same destination! ๐๐ #LifeGoals #YOLO"
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- There are a few certainties in this life: death, taxes and when a Canadian tells you itโs cold out, itโs cold out.
- Remember you are dust and, after you send this email, to dust you shall return.
- Probably the most humiliating thing that can happen when you die is that you come back as a fitted-sheet ghost.
- Sleep is a free trial of death but with ads.
- Obituaries should have clickbait titles.
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