25 Funny delete quotes

• It’s so unrealistic for me to delete WhatsApp, but man, I’d love to do it.

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  4 weeks ago

  delete, desire, detox, digital, digital detox, ID, love, man, me, media, messaging, social, social media, unrealistic, WhatsApp

• Delete a letter of his name from your contacts every time he makes you upset. When his name’s gone, he’s gone. Hangman that boy.

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  4 weeks ago

  boy, breakup, contact, contacts, delete, every, game, gone, hangman, humor, letter, name, names, relationship, revenge, time, upset

• Please don’t delete your post. Yes, it was pretty stupid, but my reply to it was a masterpiece.

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  4 weeks ago

  apology, confidence, delete, humor, media, mistake, please, post, pretty, reply, sarcasm, self-deprecating, social, social media, stupid, wit, yes

• Why can’t hackers just delete everyone’s bad debt, credit, and mortgages?

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  4 weeks ago

  bad, credit, debt, delete, finance, finance joke, financial, hackers, humor, joke, just, mortgage, satire, technology, why

• For my birthday, I want everyone to delete whatever old version of me they have in their head— it expired.

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  4 weeks ago

  birthday, delete, everyone, expired, head, humor, i, joke, me, old, old version, self-deprecating, self-improvement, version, want, whatever

• At what age do I delete Snapchat?

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  4 weeks ago

  age, age-related, delete, digital, humor, i, media, Snapchat, social, social media, technology, youth

• My career goal is to be able to just delete my LinkedIn account at some point.

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  4 weeks ago

  able, account, career, career goal, delete, detox, digital, digital detox, goal, humor, job, just, LinkedIn, media, online, online presence, point, presence, social, social media

• Sometimes a girl has to delete all the apps on her phone and not speak to anyone for a week to find true happiness.

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  4 weeks ago

  alone, alone time, anyone, apps, delete, detox, detoxification, digital, digital detox, digital detoxification, girl, happiness, health, isolation, mental, mental health, phone, self-care, solitude, sometimes, speak, time, true, week

• People delete their social media and start acting like they got a master’s degree in maturity.

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  4 weeks ago

  behavior, delete, education, growth, humor, irony, maturity, media, people, personal, personal growth, self-awareness, social, social media, start

• Ctrl Alt delete my fat.

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  4 weeks ago

  Alt, Ctrl, delete, diet, fat, fitness, humor, joke, tech

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