14 Funny delete quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  View →: For my birthday, I want everyone to delete whatever old version of me they have in their head— it expired.
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  2 weeks ago

  View →: At what age do I delete Snapchat?
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: My career goal is to be able to just delete my LinkedIn account at some point.
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  1 month ago

  View →: Sometimes a girl has to delete all the apps on her phone and not speak to anyone for a week to find true happiness.
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  3 months ago

  View →: People delete their social media and start acting like they got a master’s degree in maturity.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Ctrl Alt delete my fat.
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  3 months ago

  View →: My phone storage is full so I guess it’s time to delete the 27 second video I took of a spiderweb four years ago.
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  4 months ago

  View →: They should invent a way to delete other people’s posts.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I delete posts cause I be getting mature over the hours.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Forget my browser history, when I finally pass from this earth, please delete my calculator history because it’s way more embarrassing.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Anyone know how to create an Outlook rule that sends every email to junk, deletes it, blocks the sender, and sets my laptop on fire?
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  4 months ago

  View →: Can you delete that photo of me? It looks exactly the way I look in real life.
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  4 months ago

  View →: The female brain works like the internet. You can delete something, but it’s never really gone.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My soulmate probably seen my posts and deleted me.

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