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1 month ago
Share →: For my birthday, I want everyone to delete whatever old version of me they have in their head— it expired.

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Commentary:
🎉🧠 "Heads up, everyone! It's like software updates, but for me! Time to hit 'refresh' and wave bye-bye to those old versions! 🚫🗑️🤣"
1 month ago
Share →: At what age do I delete Snapchat?

Commentary:
"When the app starts requesting ID verification to make sure you're not a boomer! 😆📱🧓"
1 month ago
Share →: My career goal is to be able to just delete my LinkedIn account at some point.

Commentary:
😂 "Living the dream: deleting LinkedIn and vanishing like a professional ninja! 🥷💨 #CareerGoals"
2 months ago
Share →: Sometimes a girl has to delete all the apps on her phone and not speak to anyone for a week to find true happiness.

Commentary:
"BRB, deleting my phone… if you don't hear from me soon, I've found Nirvana! 📵😂🧘‍♀️"
3 months ago
Share →: People delete their social media and start acting like they got a master’s degree in maturity.

Commentary:
"Watch out, we've got some online detox wizards over here! 🧙‍♂️ Turning off the screens and suddenly they're dropping wisdom like they've graduated from the University of Adulting 101. 😂 Who knew the 'unfollow' button had all the answers? 🤔 #MaturityLevelUp"
3 months ago
Share →: Ctrl Alt delete my fat.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's trying to reboot their diet by using the ultimate key combination – Ctrl Alt Delete my fat! If only it were that easy to reset our bodies like a computer system. Perhaps a healthy dose of Ctrl+C for copying gym routines and Ctrl+V for pasting salads into our daily meals might help too!"
4 months ago
Share →: My phone storage is full so I guess it’s time to delete the 27 second video I took of a spiderweb four years ago.

Commentary:
"Well, that spiderweb video was a crucial part of my phone's memory bank for so long, but it's time to make space for more important things like 100 more cat memes 📱🕷️🕸️ #PrioritiesShifted"
5 months ago
Share →: They should invent a way to delete other people’s posts.

Commentary:
Haha, imagine having a "delete" button for other people's posts! 💥🚫 Talk about the ultimate power move in the social media world. 😂 "Accidentally deleted your post, sorry not sorry!" 🙊💥 #DeleteGameStrong
5 months ago
Share →: I delete posts cause I be getting mature over the hours.

Commentary:
🤣 "I delete posts faster than I can finish a bag of chips – that's called maturity evolution, my friend! 🧐💻 #NewHourNewMe"
5 months ago
Share →: Forget my browser history, when I finally pass from this earth, please delete my calculator history because it’s way more embarrassing.

Commentary:
"Oh, the secrets hidden within a calculator history! 💻🤫 Let's keep that under lock and key, shall we? Can you imagine the embarrassment if someone stumbled upon your '2+2=?' moments? 😆"