42 Funny dinner quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My favorite dinner is the one made by someone else.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the magical transformation of a meal made by someone else! It somehow tastes a million times better with a dash of laziness and a sprinkle of 'not my problem' seasoning. 🍴😂 Bon appétit, the chef is not you tonight!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The number one rule of Thanksgiving dinner is take your own vehicle so you can leave on your own terms.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, the Thanksgiving dinner table is not for holding grudges… but your car is! 🚗💨 #DriveOffTheGratitude"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: So single the neighborhood cats make ME dinner.

  Commentary:
  "Talk about being single to the point where even the neighborhood cats are trying to set you up with some home-cooked meals! 🐱🍽️ Who needs a significant other when you have a feline culinary squad on standby? 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The difference between the kids table and the adults table during holiday dinners is that there is much more screaming, crying, and arguing at the adults table.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the adults table – where seasoned pros in the art of loud debates and passionate discussions gather to show off their tantrum-free skills! 🍽️👶💥 #DinnerDrama #AdultingLikeAPro

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Combining breakfast and lunch: Brunch. Combining wine and dinner: Winner.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew all it takes to be a winner is a little wine and a whole lot of dinner 🍷🍽️ Brunch is good, but let's be honest, being a winner is definitely better! Cheers to the perfect pairing of food and confidence 💪🏆"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Breaking News: Jenny on Facebook is having salad for dinner tonight.

  Commentary:
  📰🥗🤔 Extra! Extra! Read all about it! 🤣 Breaking News: Jenny on Facebook is shocking the internet by having salad for dinner tonight! Time to brace yourselves for this groundbreaking update, folks! Will her friends survive this unexpected turn of events? Stay tuned for more riveting updates from the world of social media dining! 🥗💻 #SaladDrama

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I bet when you invited me to Thanksgiving dinner you didn’t think I’d stay this long.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like I took the phrase 'stay for dinner' a little too literally! 🦃🍽️ Who knew I'd become your unexpected houseguest extraordinaire?😄 #ThanksgivingForever"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My one cat vomited her dinner and then the other cat went in and started eating it. And that, my friends, is what ChatGPT is to me.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the circle of life in the feline kingdom 🐱🤢🐱… ChatGPT: the ultimate feast for creativity, where one's output becomes another's input! Just like how cats see vomit as a delightful bonus round! 🤪🤢 #CatGPT

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  5 months ago

  Share →: ChatGPT’s primary use is to generate plausible excuses to leave dinner at the in-laws’.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the legendary ChatGPT – the ultimate dinner guest escape plan generator! 🍽️🚪 Don't worry, with ChatGPT by your side, you'll never have to endure awkward small talk or suffer through another round of your in-laws' "famous" casserole ever again! Just sit back, relax, and let the excuses flow like fine wine. 🍷✨

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Every homemade dinner counts as negative calories because of the exercise we get waving pillows at the smoke detectors.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs the gym when you can have a workout just trying to keep the fire alarm from going off? 💪🚨 And hey, if waving a pillow burns calories, then maybe we should start a new fitness trend – Pillow Flailing Workouts! Anyone care to join me? 😂🔥 #FitnessGoals #ChefLife"

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