54 Funny dinner quotes — Wordgag ツ

ChatGPT’s primary use is to generate plausible excuses to leave dinner at the in-laws’.

Jan 24, 2025Jan 29, 2025

Every homemade dinner counts as negative calories because of the exercise we get waving pillows at the smoke detectors.

Jan 24, 2025

My friends have canceled our dinner plans two nights in a row. I’m starting to think they don’t like dinner.

Jan 24, 2025

I’ve started taking a brisk walk straight after dinner and it’s saving me an absolute fortune on restaurant bills.

Jan 24, 2025

Had chicken and egg for dinner because I wanted to eat the whole family.

Jan 23, 2025

I’m going to be real with you. My dinners lately are just sort of me throwing things into a pot like a witch in a cartoon.

Jan 23, 2025

I can’t wait until my kids have a place of their own so I can come barging through their door and say “what’s for dinner? I don’t like that. Can you give me money for McDonald’s?”

Jan 23, 2025

I’m best man at my buddy’s second wedding. Is it appropriate to open my dinner speech with “Welcome back everyone”?

Jan 23, 2025

Gordon Ramsay is making us dinner. It’s a four curse meal.

Jan 23, 2025

We argue about where to go for dinner for so long, it eventually becomes an argument on where to go for breakfast.

Jan 22, 2025

Holiday dinners with family are like real life boss levels with the worst loot.

Jan 20, 2025

When planning dinner, remember that ice-cream has both calcium and protein.

Jan 20, 2025

I bought all this healthy food at the grocery store today and now I’m trying to decide if I want Chinese food or pizza delivered for dinner tonight.

Jan 20, 2025

“What’s something you’d tell your younger self?” You can have ice cream for dinner, nobody will stop you.

Jan 20, 2025