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Shopping at the dollar store makes me feel rich and poor all at the same time.

2 months ago

His palm trees are Serengeti, destination wedding, luggage is heavy. There’s vomit on his tux already, Dollar store confetti.

3 months ago

Due to rising prices, Dollar Tree is changing their name to ‘Tree Fiddy’.

3 months ago

The two most popular things to do on the internet are arguing about politics and looking at naked people. Million dollar website idea: combine both — naked people arguing about politics.

3 months ago

I’m not a very good poker player cause my eyes turn into big dollar signs when I see that I have a good hand.

3 months ago

Billion dollar technology idea: A printer that works.

3 months ago

Whoever came up with “penny for your thoughts,” “don’t nickel and dime me,” and “another day another dollar” sure knew how to coin a phrase.

3 months ago

If I had a dollar for every time someone called me fat, I’d probably just spend it on more bacon.

3 months ago

If I got a Dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.

3 months ago

I’m as single as a one Dollar bill, and I don’t need any change.

3 months ago