18 Funny dollar quotes

• This Dollar Tree energy drink has me seeing colors that aren’t available to the naked eye, yet.

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  5 days ago

  available, color, colors, dollar, Dollar Tree, drink, energy, energy drink, exaggeration, eye, hallucination, humor, me, naked, seeing, tree, vision

• Dollar Tree need to just go ahead and change the name to Tree of Unexpected Prices.

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  6 days ago

  ahead, change, dollar, Dollar Tree, humor, joke, just, name, need, price, prices, shopping, store, tree, unexpected, unexpected price

• Millionaires and multi-billion dollar companies be like, “We’re doing our part by asking the poor to donate to the poor.”

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  6 days ago

  asking, charity, company, doing, dollar, donate, donation, humor, inequality, millionaire, millionaires, poor, satire, wealth, wealth inequality

• If I had a dollar for every time I didn’t know what was going on, I’d be like, why am I always getting all this money?

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  7 days ago

  always, am, confusion, dollar, every, getting, going, humor, i, ID, irony, know, money, sarcasm, time, unexpected, why

• Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here pumping gas until the dollar amount ends with 0.

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  1 week ago

  amount, attitude, cash, confidence, dollar, gas, gas station, here, humor, humor quote, imagine, just, me, money, over, sarcasm, station, witty

• I hate when cashiers feel the need to check if my money is real. If I could make counterfeit money, I wouldn’t be at the Dollar Tree, Karen.

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  1 week ago

  authenticity, cashier, cashiers, check, counterfeit, counterfeit money, dollar, Dollar Tree, feel, frustration, handling, hate, humor, i, Karen, money, money handling, need, real, shopping, tree

• Shopping at the dollar store makes me feel rich and poor all at the same time.

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  1 week ago

  consumerism, dollar, dollar store, feel, humor, irony, me, poor, rich, same, self-esteem, shopping, store, time

• His palm trees are Serengeti, destination wedding, luggage is heavy. There’s vomit on his tux already, Dollar store confetti.

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  1 week ago

  confetti, destination, dollar, heavy, humor, luggage, palm, palm tree, party, Serengeti, store, travel, tree, trees, tux, vomit, wedding

• Due to rising prices, Dollar Tree is changing their name to ‘Tree Fiddy’.

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  1 week ago

  changing, dollar, Dollar Tree, due, fiddy, humor, inflation, money, name, price, prices, retail, rising, rising price, shopping, tree, Tree Fiddy

• The two most popular things to do on the internet are arguing about politics and looking at naked people. Million dollar website idea: combine both — naked people arguing about politics.

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  2 weeks ago

  arguing, both, combine, dollar, entertainment, humor, idea, internet, looking, million, million dollar idea, naked, people, politics, satire, things, website

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