Funny dominance quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I have two dogs: one dominates, the other is a subwoofer.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like your household has a woof-tastic sound system! 🎶🐾😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Establish dominance by showing up with all your childhood trophies.

  Commentary:
  When in doubt, bring the gold medals from elementary school—nobody can top that level of dominance! 🏆😎🎉

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Establish dominance by eating a salad in front of your indoor plants.

  Commentary:
  "Show those leafy freeloaders who's boss! 🥗💪🌿😂"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Establish dominance at work by drinking iced tea in a wine glass.

  Commentary:
  "Because nothing says power move like sipping iced tea from a wine glass at the office 🍷💼 Boss level: expert! Who needs a corner office when you've got a fancy glass, am I right? 😄 #TeaGoals"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Establish dominance by asking your dentist if he’s flossing everyday.

  Commentary:
  😂💪 "When you make your dentist question their own flossing habits, that's when you truly establish dominance in the oral hygiene realm! 😁🦷 #DentalBoss"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Establish dominance by maintaining eye contact whilst twerking.

  Commentary:
  "Nothing says 'I'm in charge' quite like twerking with unbreakable eye contact 🍑👀. Just make sure you pick the right audience…unless you want to establish dominance in the awkward department 😂💃"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Show dominance by ending the year in bed.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs to conquer the world when you can conquer the comfort of your bed instead? 💪😴 Ending the year with a power nap – now that's the real flex! 🛌💤 #BedBoss"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Establish dominance over your children by whining louder.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the ancient art of parenting: Establish dominance by unleashing your inner 'whine-master' 🤣👑 Who knew the key to ruling the playground was a well-timed meltdown? 🤪 #ParentingProTips"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Establish dominance at work by telling your coworkers they look tired before they get a chance to say it to you.

  Commentary:
  "Want to assert your authority at work? Simply beat your coworkers to the punch by pointing out their sleepy eyes before they can even mention yours. It's all about that pre-emptive strike, folks! 💪😏 #OfficePowerMoves"

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