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15 Funny dominance quotes

Funny dominance quotes bring a hilarious twist to the power game 🎭👑 Whether you’re the boss of the group or just love a cheeky comeback, these witty lines will have you laughing out loud 🤣💥 Ready to claim your throne with a smile? Let’s dive into some clever sayings that prove being in charge doesn’t have to be serious business 😎🔥

I like to establish dominance by yawning the minute someone tries to make small talk with me.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Does the HDMI cord have the most dominant run of any cord ever?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Establish dominance over your cat by suddenly bolting out of the room for no reason.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Asserting dominance by starting all my private DMs with “I hope this DM finds you well.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

If you’re wondering whether something is A.I. or not, A.I. has already won.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The concept of dominant hands is hilarious to me. That one of our hands is just like, “No, I’m not helping.”

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I have two dogs: one dominates, the other is a subwoofer.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Establish dominance by showing up with all your childhood trophies.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Establish dominance by eating a salad in front of your indoor plants.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Establish dominance at work by drinking iced tea in a wine glass.

Posted on6 months ago

Establish dominance by asking your dentist if he’s flossing everyday.

Posted onFeb 27, 2025Feb 27, 2025

Establish dominance by maintaining eye contact whilst twerking.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Show dominance by ending the year in bed.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Establish dominance over your children by whining louder.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Establish dominance at work by telling your coworkers they look tired before they get a chance to say it to you.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

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