18 Funny dominance quotes

• Viewing someone’s LinkedIn after they’ve viewed yours to assert dominance.

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  7 hours ago

  after, behavior, dominance, humor, LinkedIn, media, networking, online, online behavior, social, social media, yours

• Establish dominance by dropping your panties first.

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  14 hours ago

  confidence, dominance, dropping, flirting, humor, panty, relationship

• I like to establish dominance by yawning the minute someone tries to make small talk with me.

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  1 day ago

  awkwardness, dominance, humor, i, interaction, me, minute, small, small talk, social, social interaction, someone, talk, yawn, yawning

• My favorite date activity is ice skating because I’m really good at it, and it allows me to assert dominance on the ice.

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  1 week ago

  activity, date, dominance, favorite, good, humor, ice, ice skating, me, skating

• Does the HDMI cord have the most dominant run of any cord ever?

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  2 months ago

  cable, cord, dominance, electronics, ever, HDMI, HDMI cord, humor, most, run, technology

• Establish dominance over your cat by suddenly bolting out of the room for no reason.

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  2 months ago

  activity, behavior, cat, dominance, entertainment, funny activity, humor, mischievous, over, owner, pet, pet behavior, pet owner, playful, reason, room, unexpected

• Asserting dominance by starting all my private DMs with “I hope this DM finds you well.

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  2 months ago

  communication, DM, DMs, dominance, finds, hope, humor, i, interaction, message, online, private, sarcasm, social, social interaction, starting, texting, well

• If you’re wondering whether something is A.I. or not, A.I. has already won.

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  2 months ago

  A.I., AI, AI dominance, artificial, artificial intelligence, dominance, humor, intelligence, joke, life, modern, modern life, something, tech, tech humor, technology, wondering

• The concept of dominant hands is hilarious to me. That one of our hands is just like, “No, I’m not helping.”

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  2 months ago

  autonomy, behavior, bodily, bodily autonomy, concept, dominance, everyday, everyday humor, hand, hand dominance, hands, helping, hilarious, human, human behavior, humor, just, me, observation, personality, personality traits, playful, playful observation, traits

• I have two dogs: one dominates, the other is a subwoofer.

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  2 months ago

  animal, animal personality, dogs, dominance, humor, i, personality, pet, pet humor, subwoofer

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