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Mr. Mixed Signals decided he likes me today.

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I hate lying to my parents but it’s for their own good.

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My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.

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If you’re having trouble finding the match to one of your socks, throw it away and the missing one will immediately show up. Follow me for more life hacks.

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Oh, how much I love a Sunday when you don’t have to work the next day.

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A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked.

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Why are fish the only thing you can monger? Let me monger some other stuff.

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Since there are no other Vulcans on the enterprise and the crew has no comparison, Spock could be and probably is bullshitting them most of the time.

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I let my cat smell every wine I drink so she can get a job as a sommelier and help pay my rent.

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Flies are literally obsessed with flying into a room, then pretending they can’t get out. Grow up.

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I wish I were a wild horse in Kazakhstan. That would fix everything.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Seen an ambulance at the hospital. I hope the doctors are okay.

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Can’t wait for when we’re all in our 80’s and still tweeting.

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‘I love reading!’ says the woman who loves owning books.

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Girl math is ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.

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We live in a cosmic tornado, but sure, let’s all get jobs.

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Unfair that the older I get, the clearer photo quality gets.

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Going through life with a signature I invented as a teenager.

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A man outside Boots told me that Jesus died for my sins. Thanks for spoiling the end of the Bible. I was only up to the bit with the fish.

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If you’re ever intimidated by someone just imagine them opening a Capri Sun.

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13 Funny dominance quotes

Funny dominance quotes bring a hilarious twist to the power game 🎭👑 Whether you’re the boss of the group or just love a cheeky comeback, these witty lines will have you laughing out loud 🤣💥 Ready to claim your throne with a smile? Let’s dive into some clever sayings that prove being in charge doesn’t have to be serious business 😎🔥

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7 days ago
Share →: Establish dominance over your cat by suddenly bolting out of the room for no reason.

Commentary:
Who knew cats were secretly training us for the Olympics? 🏃‍♂️🐈‍⬛😹
1 week ago
Share →: Asserting dominance by starting all my private DMs with “I hope this DM finds you well.

Commentary:
"Taking 'sliding into DMs' to a whole new level of sophistication! 😂📬 #DMKing"
1 week ago
Share →: If you’re wondering whether something is A.I. or not, A.I. has already won.

Commentary:
"🤖: 1, Humans: 0… But did the robot actually write this comment too? 🤔"
2 weeks ago
Share →: The concept of dominant hands is hilarious to me. That one of our hands is just like, “No, I’m not helping.”

Commentary:
"Isn't it adorable how one hand just decided it's the sidekick instead of the superhero? 😂✋🦸‍♂️"
1 month ago
Share →: I have two dogs: one dominates, the other is a subwoofer.

Commentary:
"Sounds like your household has a woof-tastic sound system! 🎶🐾😂"
2 months ago
Share →: Establish dominance by showing up with all your childhood trophies.

Commentary:
When in doubt, bring the gold medals from elementary school—nobody can top that level of dominance! 🏆😎🎉
2 months ago
Share →: Establish dominance by eating a salad in front of your indoor plants.

Commentary:
"Show those leafy freeloaders who's boss! 🥗💪🌿😂"
4 months ago
Share →: Establish dominance at work by drinking iced tea in a wine glass.

Commentary:
"Because nothing says power move like sipping iced tea from a wine glass at the office 🍷💼 Boss level: expert! Who needs a corner office when you've got a fancy glass, am I right? 😄 #TeaGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Establish dominance by asking your dentist if he’s flossing everyday.

Commentary:
😂💪 "When you make your dentist question their own flossing habits, that's when you truly establish dominance in the oral hygiene realm! 😁🦷 #DentalBoss"
5 months ago
Share →: Establish dominance by maintaining eye contact whilst twerking.

Commentary:
"Nothing says 'I'm in charge' quite like twerking with unbreakable eye contact 🍑👀. Just make sure you pick the right audience…unless you want to establish dominance in the awkward department 😂💃"

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My dream is being pitted against the world’s greatest AI in a writing contest and crafting a story that’s so beautiful that I make the computer cry.

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The PhD student is someone who foregoes their current happiness in order to forego future happiness.

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You never know how strong you are until someone’s story runs more than 5 minutes long.

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Kinda sucks that I actually own a skeleton but don’t get to show anyone until I die.

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Presumably, if you had a time machine, you could just kill young adult Hitler. The baby part seems gratuitous.

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People will say stuff like “Well, at least if WWIII happens, I won’t have to go to work…” I think in your heart you know that’s not true.

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She calls me Anthony Bourdain because I eat her parts unknown, no reservations.

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I made all my money in the 80s selling Rubik’s Hammers. They were for those cubes that thought they were smarter than you.

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How would someone cancel an appointment at a sperm bank? Do you just call them and say you can’t come?

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Thank you for your password, now we are going to text you another password, then put that one in. Click ‘remember this computer’ so we can forget it.

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My hobbies include sleeping and feeling like I’ve never slept.

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It’s Monday again and I’m about to make it everyone’s problem.

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It takes only one person in this world to make you smile. It’s called a plastic surgeon.

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Not to brag, but I ate all of my bananas before they turned brown. Don’t be jealous.

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Picking up a hitchhiker is not worth the risk of being forced to make small talk with a stranger.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Hate Google’s Gemini. If I wanted to get misinformation from a Gemini, I’d talk to my mother.

Trending via Instagram:

When I was in elementary school, we learned about a shape called a rhombus, and that was the last time I ever heard about that shape ever again.

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The goose: Canada’s most violent saxophone.

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I have a great poker face because I have no idea what’s going on.

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I can cope well with most situations. Hearing someone smack is not one of them.

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