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Funny dominance quotes

Establish dominance at work by drinking iced tea in a wine glass.

1 month ago

Establish dominance by asking your dentist if he’s flossing everyday.

2 months ago

Establish dominance by maintaining eye contact whilst twerking.

3 months ago

Show dominance by ending the year in bed.

3 months ago

Establish dominance over your children by whining louder.

3 months ago

Establish dominance at work by telling your coworkers they look tired before they get a chance to say it to you.

3 months ago