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See you when you get home from school, I whisper to my kid’s apple.

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There are only two portion sizes for mashed potatoes: nowhere near enough (posh restaurants) or far, far too much (literally everyone else).

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I tell my kids winning isn’t everything and then I steal money from the monopoly bank.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

I really miss my family… sized bag of crisps.

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Metallica’s “Nothing Else Matters” is my favorite song about that 5 minutes of sleep before the alarm goes off.

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Therapy isn’t about being “fixed.” It’s about being your therapist’s favorite patient.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

Half the world is mentally ill. The other half is to blame.

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My therapist says he can’t take any more of my talk and that I should join a group. So, here I am.

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Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.

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My favorite hobby is withering away.

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The reason I don’t trust polls is because the people being polled are people who willingly answer the phone when an unknown number is calling them.

Just landed via TikTok:

It’s a beautiful day to ignore your existing problems and create new ones.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Not only do I turn down my radio to find a house or a parking spot, but I also take off my sunglasses to hear someone better.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

You can be anything. Be the person who ends meetings early.

Reported on X:

Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I do not read.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

At the club asking for Ibuprofen.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Boss: You’ll never find another job like this. Me: That’d be great.

Spotted on Instagram:

If we hadn’t made them extinct, instead of Kung Fu Panda we could have had Tae Kwon Dodo.

Just landed via X:

I was guest-starring on The Love Boat when you woke me up. You’re dead to me.

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I hurt my bottom after shaking it at the office party. It was a twerk-place injury.

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Funny dominance quotes bring a hilarious twist to the power game 🎭👑 Whether you’re the boss of the group or just love a cheeky comeback, these witty lines will have you laughing out loud 🤣💥 Ready to claim your throne with a smile? Let’s dive into some clever sayings that prove being in charge doesn’t have to be serious business 😎🔥

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2 weeks ago
Share →: Does the HDMI cord have the most dominant run of any cord ever?

Commentary:
HDMI cords are like the reigning champions in the cable world—always connecting and never asking for more than a good plug-in! 🎮📺⚡
4 weeks ago
Share →: Establish dominance over your cat by suddenly bolting out of the room for no reason.

Commentary:
Who knew cats were secretly training us for the Olympics? 🏃‍♂️🐈‍⬛😹
4 weeks ago
Share →: Asserting dominance by starting all my private DMs with “I hope this DM finds you well.

Commentary:
"Taking 'sliding into DMs' to a whole new level of sophistication! 😂📬 #DMKing"
4 weeks ago
Share →: If you’re wondering whether something is A.I. or not, A.I. has already won.

Commentary:
"🤖: 1, Humans: 0… But did the robot actually write this comment too? 🤔"
1 month ago
Share →: The concept of dominant hands is hilarious to me. That one of our hands is just like, “No, I’m not helping.”

Commentary:
"Isn't it adorable how one hand just decided it's the sidekick instead of the superhero? 😂✋🦸‍♂️"
2 months ago
Share →: I have two dogs: one dominates, the other is a subwoofer.

Commentary:
"Sounds like your household has a woof-tastic sound system! 🎶🐾😂"
2 months ago
Share →: Establish dominance by showing up with all your childhood trophies.

Commentary:
When in doubt, bring the gold medals from elementary school—nobody can top that level of dominance! 🏆😎🎉
2 months ago
Share →: Establish dominance by eating a salad in front of your indoor plants.

Commentary:
"Show those leafy freeloaders who's boss! 🥗💪🌿😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Establish dominance at work by drinking iced tea in a wine glass.

Commentary:
"Because nothing says power move like sipping iced tea from a wine glass at the office 🍷💼 Boss level: expert! Who needs a corner office when you've got a fancy glass, am I right? 😄 #TeaGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Establish dominance by asking your dentist if he’s flossing everyday.

Commentary:
😂💪 "When you make your dentist question their own flossing habits, that's when you truly establish dominance in the oral hygiene realm! 😁🦷 #DentalBoss"

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Someone from 🇧🇴 has downloaded:

Sorry I’m late. I was scraping the clearance tag off your Christmas present.

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A hammock is a terrible place to receive bad news.

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Oh, how much I love a Sunday when you don’t have to work the next day.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has shared:

I’m glad nobody can see the face I make when I’ve just started the washing machine and then spot a sock on the floor.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

Life on other planets be like: “I hope those lunatics don’t discover us!”

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I talk to myself mostly because I am an excellent listener.

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Diplomacy is the art of sending someone to hell in such a way that they look forward to the journey.

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When I was a kid, we still ate noodles. Then at some point we ate pasta. Today, we only eat carbs.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has downloaded:

My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.

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My husband refused to get glasses. But that was before he brushed his teeth with fake tan.

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Spotted on YouTube:

Becoming a dad turned me into an environmentalist. All I do now is turn off lights and yell at people who waste energy.

Trending via Pinterest:

Having an exorcism, but only because the demon requested it.

Going viral on Messenger:

Jurassic Park came out decades ago, and now I feel like a fossil.

Spotted on WeChat:

There are a few certainties in this life: death, taxes and when a Canadian tells you it’s cold out, it’s cold out.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I’m not even doomscrolling anymore; I’m just regular scrolling, and everything’s doomed.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I hope the ghost of Michael Jackson Hee-Hee’s in your ear while you tryna sleep.

Seen just now on X:

Normalise following up to an ignored email with “helllooooooo?”

Trending via YouTube:

Girl math is crying for two hours and then realizing it wasn’t that deep.

Just landed via X:

Don’t suffer in silence. Make it everyone’s problem.

Breaking via Slack:

I just learned the professional way to say “I told you so”: “This was identified early on as a likely outcome.”

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