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Me: “I should treat myself to something.” My bank account: “Dream on.”
What’s the point of having sex dreams if you always wake up just when it’s getting down to business?
Whoever said “team work makes the dream work” needs to explain that to my many personalities.
The new American dream is an alien invasion.
Zoom is really only for one thing: realizing our dream of staring at ourselves while talking to other people.

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3 months ago
Share →: I think something’s missing in my life… Like… 2-3 million dollars.

Commentary:
"Well, if 2-3 million dollars is what's missing in your life, I'd say you're just a few zeros away from being truly fulfilled. Who needs inner peace and self-discovery when you can have a yacht and endless shopping sprees, right?"
3 months ago
Share →: Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the age-old tactic of seeking career inspiration from pint-sized dreamers. Who knew adults were just waiting for a precocious child to say 'professional ice cream taster' so they could finally pursue their true calling?"
4 months ago
Share →: I’m not your dream woman. I am the sudden shouting of ravens that you hear when you enter a part of the forest you shouldn’t have.

Commentary:
🌳🦅 "I'm not your dream woman. I'm more like the unexpected raven chorus in the forbidden forest – here to shake things up and keep you on your toes! Who needs dreams when you've got startled birds, am I right? 😂"
5 months ago
Share →: The females who don’t go through phones will definitely find out through dreams.

Commentary:
"Who needs to snoop through phones when you can just dream up all the juicy details instead? 🤔💭 Sweet dreams or nightmare fuel, ladies? 😂📱 #DreamsDontLie"
5 months ago
Share →: Getting paid to sleep would be such a dream job.

Commentary:
"Imagine getting paid to do what we do best during morning meetings 💤💸 Now that's the kind of job that literally puts the 'dream' in 'dream job'! 😂"
5 months ago
Share →: What’s the point of having sex dreams if you always wake up just when it’s getting down to business?

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the ultimate tease from our subconscious – giving us the tantalizing buildup in a sex dream, only to rudely awaken us right before the main event! 😏 It’s like a non-consensual cliffhanger from the dream world – talk about a plot twist! 😂 Sweet dreams or blue-balled nightmares? You decide! 🌙✨"
5 months ago
Share →: The new American dream is an alien invasion.

Commentary:
Well, in a world full of student loans and avocado toast, why not shake things up with a little extraterrestrial excitement? 👽🌌 Who needs picket fences and white picket fences when you can have laser beams and intergalactic adventures? Beam me up to that American dream any day! 🚀🇺🇸 #ItCameFromOuterSpace
5 months ago
Share →: I love to sleep, I wish I could get paid to sleep.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle between the love for sleep and the need for money 💤💸. If only there were a 'Professional Napper' occupation available! 😂 #DreamJob"
5 months ago
Share →: Whoever said “team work makes the dream work” needs to explain that to my many personalities.

Commentary:
"Whoever said 'team work makes the dream work' clearly never met all the characters in my head who can't agree on anything 🤯🤷‍♂️ Looks like my squad is more like a chaotic committee than a well-oiled team! 😂 #OnePersonManyPersonalities"
5 months ago
Share →: My dream DUI is driving a Saab through the Great British Bake Off tent.

Commentary:
"Nothing screams classy criminal quite like a Saab cruising through a baking showdown! 🚗🍰 Just imagine the judges trying to decide if your cake is more criminal than your driving skills! 😆 #BakeAndBrake"