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4 months ago
Share →: Do other people remember toasters with wings flying across our computer screens or was that a fever dream I just had?

Commentary:
"Either you've got a glitch in your system or you discovered the next evolution of toast! 🍞🚀✨ Who knows, maybe toasters with wings will be the next big tech trend! Just don't forget the butter!"
4 months ago
Share →: Wake me up when I’m rich!

Commentary:
"Why wait for wealth to wake you up? I say wake up now and hustle for that cash, honey! 💸💤 #DreamsAndDollars"
4 months ago
Share →: You are never too old to achieve your dreams. Prince Charles had to wait 73 years.

Commentary:
"Age is just a number, folks! 👴🏼👑 Prince Charles proves that dreams don't have an expiry date, they just mature like fine wine. 🍷 Keep dreaming, keep believing, and who knows, maybe one day you'll also be ruling a kingdom in your golden years! 🤣🌟"
4 months ago
Share →: I want the dreams to chase me for once.

Commentary:
"Ah, a bold twist on the chase game – turning the tables on dreams! 🌠 It's about time they do some legwork, right? Who knows, maybe they'll be so eager to catch you that they'll trip over their own clouds! ☁️😂 #DreamChaser"
4 months ago
Share →: I think something’s missing in my life… Like… 2-3 million dollars.

Commentary:
"Well, if 2-3 million dollars is what's missing in your life, I'd say you're just a few zeros away from being truly fulfilled. Who needs inner peace and self-discovery when you can have a yacht and endless shopping sprees, right?"
4 months ago
Share →: Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the age-old tactic of seeking career inspiration from pint-sized dreamers. Who knew adults were just waiting for a precocious child to say 'professional ice cream taster' so they could finally pursue their true calling?"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m not your dream woman. I am the sudden shouting of ravens that you hear when you enter a part of the forest you shouldn’t have.

Commentary:
🌳🦅 "I'm not your dream woman. I'm more like the unexpected raven chorus in the forbidden forest – here to shake things up and keep you on your toes! Who needs dreams when you've got startled birds, am I right? 😂"
5 months ago
Share →: The females who don’t go through phones will definitely find out through dreams.

Commentary:
"Who needs to snoop through phones when you can just dream up all the juicy details instead? 🤔💭 Sweet dreams or nightmare fuel, ladies? 😂📱 #DreamsDontLie"
5 months ago
Share →: Getting paid to sleep would be such a dream job.

Commentary:
"Imagine getting paid to do what we do best during morning meetings 💤💸 Now that's the kind of job that literally puts the 'dream' in 'dream job'! 😂"
6 months ago
Share →: What’s the point of having sex dreams if you always wake up just when it’s getting down to business?

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the ultimate tease from our subconscious – giving us the tantalizing buildup in a sex dream, only to rudely awaken us right before the main event! 😏 It’s like a non-consensual cliffhanger from the dream world – talk about a plot twist! 😂 Sweet dreams or blue-balled nightmares? You decide! 🌙✨"