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4 months ago
Share →: They say we learn from our mistakes, that’s why I’m making as many as possible. Soon I’ll be a genius.

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🤔💡 "They say we learn from our mistakes, that's why I'm making as many as possible. Soon I'll be a genius." 🧠 Keep making mistakes, and one day you might just stumble into brilliance! Just call it 'accidental genius' 😉🌟 #LearningTheGeniusWay
$Funny education quotes - For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.$

4 months ago
Share →: For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.

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Ah, math class, where numbers speak a mysterious language that seems to have lost its subtitles along the way. Just when you think you've grasped the plot, a new equation pops up like a plot twist that leaves you scratching your head in confusion. It's like trying to decode a secret message in a foreign film, except the only mystery here is how in the world X equals Y.
4 months ago
Share →: Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus.

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"Well, I guess this person is ready to trade in their human problems for eight tentacles worth of multitasking skills! Who needs arms when you can have tentacles, right? Watch out, world, here comes the future octopus graduate – just be sure to give them a hand… or eight!"
4 months ago
Share →: My youngest had a mandatory drugs and alcohol lecture today at school, and he still can’t mix a proper drink.

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Looks like the school missed out on teaching the most important life skill! 🍹💊 Hopefully, he'll stick to juice boxes until he figures it out. 😉
4 months ago
Share →: They did so well traumatizing us about teen pregnancy, I’m still traumatized as an adult.

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"Looks like those 'scared straight' tactics really worked a little *too* well, huh? 😅👶 Sometimes it feels like we're still attending those cringe-worthy health classes in our nightmares! 🙈 #ForeverScarredByTeenPregnancyEd"
4 months ago
Share →: I hate when teachers put “?” on my work, like I don’t know either.

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When teachers put "?" on my work, it's like they're playing a guessing game with me 🤔🧐 I mean, come on, we're all in this confusion together, right? 😂 #StudentStruggles
5 months ago
Share →: A college education is one of the few things a person is willing to pay for and not get.

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"A college education: the ultimate exercise in delayed gratification. You shell out a fortune, endure sleepless nights and endless assignments, only to graduate with a degree in hand and a sense of impending doom about student loans. Ah, the sweet irony!"
5 months ago
Share →: The PhD student is someone who foregoes their current happiness in order to forego future happiness.

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Ah, the life of a PhD student – trading present joy for future joy that may or may not arrive 🤓🎓 Sacrificing sleep, social life, and probably some sanity along the way for that elusive happiness down the road! #PhDLife #WorthItMaybe 😅
5 months ago
Share →: If Twitter has taught me anything, a lot of us aren’t ready for a spelling bee.

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"Twitter: Where grammar rules go to die 🐦🚫📚 Emojis are the new spelling 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♀️ #SpellCheckIsMyBestie"
6 months ago
Share →: We get it, comma, you went to Oxford.

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Ah, the classic case of Oxford overachievers! 🎓🧐 Seems like someone just can't resist dropping the ol' alma mater reference every chance they get! 😉📚 #HumbleBragGoals