17 Funny egg quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Who called it a biological clock and not an egg timer?

  Commentary:
  When life gives you existential dread, just remember it's all a yolk! 🕰️🥚😂

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Doesn’t matter if the chicken or the egg came first. Still a weird thing to just appear.

  Commentary:
  "Life's biggest mystery solved: the chicken or the egg? 🐔🥚 Turns out, it's just bizarre either way when they magically pop out of nowhere! 🤷‍♂️🤣"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Can’t believe we used to throw eggs at houses, and now we can afford neither eggs nor houses.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the good old days of youthful mischief and questionable financial decisions 🥚🏠 Who would've thought that our priorities would shift from eggs to mortgages so quickly! 😄 #AdultingStruggles"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Look, ice cream has eggs in it, therefore it is a breakfast food.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic breakfast dilemma – should I have eggs or ice cream? Why not both and call it a balanced diet! Who knew that the secret to starting your day off right was a scoop of Rocky Road? Ice cream for breakfast: breaking rules and breaking fasts."

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the beauty of true friendship – where they see your quirks and flaws, yet still choose to stick around and make omelettes with you. Who needs perfection when you've got someone who appreciates your scrambled self?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Walking on egg shells? In this economy?

  Commentary:
  "Who has the time or money for egg shells when you're busy navigating the chaos of this economy? 🤷‍♂️🥚 Don't worry, just keep walking with confidence and leave the delicate egg shells behind! 💪😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: People with ADHD be like “I can’t fry an egg, I got too much going on”.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew frying an egg required a project manager? 🥚🔥😅 #TooManyTabsOpen"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Don’t go chasing waterfalls? The place where many video games hide easter eggs and other rare items?

  Commentary:
  "Who needs to chase waterfalls when you can find hidden treasures in the digital realm? 🎮🕹️ Just keep your eyes peeled for those sneaky easter eggs! 🐣💎"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If we start dating now, we could be feeding each other deviled eggs on Thanksgiving, and breaking up before we have to exchange gifts for Christmas.

  Commentary:
  "Talk about fast-forwarding to the holiday drama! 🦃🎁 Who needs a relationship when you can have deviled eggs, am I right? 😂 #ThanksgivingFeastsAndBreakupBeasts"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I just tried to poach an egg and I now understand why Eggs Benedict is $23

  Commentary:
  Looks like the egg decided to play hard-to-get 🍳😂 No wonder it costs a pretty penny to have Eggs Benedict served up all fancy! Who knew breakfast could be such a high-maintenance diva? 😉

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