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16 Funny egg quotes

Doesn’t matter if the chicken or the egg came first. Still a weird thing to just appear.

2 weeks ago

Can’t believe we used to throw eggs at houses, and now we can afford neither eggs nor houses.

2 weeks ago

Look, ice cream has eggs in it, therefore it is a breakfast food.

1 month ago

A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked.

2 months ago

Walking on egg shells? In this economy?

2 months ago

People with ADHD be like “I can’t fry an egg, I got too much going on”.

2 months ago

Don’t go chasing waterfalls? The place where many video games hide easter eggs and other rare items?

3 months ago

If we start dating now, we could be feeding each other deviled eggs on Thanksgiving, and breaking up before we have to exchange gifts for Christmas.

3 months ago

I just tried to poach an egg and I now understand why Eggs Benedict is $23

3 months ago

Egg nog was invented in Germany back in 1816 when Baron von Heldebrandt reportedly said “Hey guys, let’s get this custard drunk!”

3 months ago

Basketball’s all like “gimme that pumpkin, I need it” and golf is all like “***k this egg, imma hit it into the sun”

3 months ago

Had chicken and egg for dinner because I wanted to eat the whole family.

3 months ago

If you hide the Easter eggs while you’re drunk, nobody knows where they are.

3 months ago

Duolingo should have an “I’m going on holiday to this place very soon” setting so it teaches you “can I have the bill” and so on instead of “the cow boils an egg”.

3 months ago

You can use an egg timer to tell you when your egg is cooked perfectly. For brown rice you can use a calendar.

3 months ago

I’m just going to flip this omelette… Okay, we’re having scrambled eggs.

3 months ago