19 Funny egg quotes

Funny egg quotes 🥚🤣 crack us up with their sunny-side-up humor and shell-shocking wit! Whether you’re scrambling for a laugh or just eggs-tra feeling silly, these yolk-filled sayings will have you cracking smiles in no time. Get ready to hatch some chuckles and keep your day egg-citingly lighthearted! 🐣😄🍳

To-do list: bite the hand that feeds me, put all my eggs in…

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This to-do list looks like it’s seeking a promotion to disaster manager! 🐱🔥🥚🐦🚫

The egg doesn’t swim to the sperm, girl. Never chase…

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Looks like the sperm needs a GPS 📍😂 Slow down, buddy! 🐢💪

Who called it a biological clock and not an egg timer?

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When life gives you existential dread, just remember it's all a yolk! 🕰️🥚😂

Doesn’t matter if the chicken or the egg came first. Still…

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"Life's biggest mystery solved: the chicken or the egg? 🐔🥚 Turns out, it's just bizarre either way when they magically pop out of nowhere! 🤷‍♂️🤣"

Can’t believe we used to throw eggs at houses, and now we c…

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"Ah, the good old days of youthful mischief and questionable financial decisions 🥚🏠 Who would've thought that our priorities would shift from eggs to mortgages so quickly! 😄 #AdultingStruggles"

Look, ice cream has eggs in it, therefore it is a breakfast…

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"Ah, the classic breakfast dilemma – should I have eggs or ice cream? Why not both and call it a balanced diet! Who knew that the secret to starting your day off right was a scoop of Rocky Road? Ice cream for breakfast: breaking rules and breaking fasts."

A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg…

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"Ah, the beauty of true friendship – where they see your quirks and flaws, yet still choose to stick around and make omelettes with you. Who needs perfection when you've got someone who appreciates your scrambled self?"

Walking on egg shells? In this economy?

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"Who has the time or money for egg shells when you're busy navigating the chaos of this economy? 🤷‍♂️🥚 Don't worry, just keep walking with confidence and leave the delicate egg shells behind! 💪😄"

People with ADHD be like “I can’t fry an egg, I got t…

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"Who knew frying an egg required a project manager? 🥚🔥😅 #TooManyTabsOpen"

Don’t go chasing waterfalls? The place where many video gam…

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"Who needs to chase waterfalls when you can find hidden treasures in the digital realm? 🎮🕹️ Just keep your eyes peeled for those sneaky easter eggs! 🐣💎"

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