Funny evolution quotes

Scientists say humans are the most evolved, but bears get to get fat all summer and then sleep for four months, so who's really ahead.

Scientists say humans are the most evolved, but bears get to get fat all summer and then sleep for four months, so who’s really ahead.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Doing my bit for the evolution of the human race by eating lots of carbs and never exercising. We will adapt!

Doing my bit for the evolution of the human race by eating lots of carbs and never exercising. We will adapt!

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

First caveman to see fire: Well, this is a buncha bullshit that no one needs (stomps it out) and I predict that’s the last I’ll ever see of that.

First caveman to see fire: Well, this is a buncha bullshit that no one needs (stomps it out) and I predict that’s the last I’ll ever see of that.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

So proud of my ancestors for crawling out of the sea and evolving lungs. Pretty disappointed in them ever since though.

So proud of my ancestors for crawling out of the sea and evolving lungs. Pretty disappointed in them ever since though.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

We often come across people in life who make us think: "Oh look, evolution takes a break too!"

We often come across people in life who make us think: “Oh look, evolution takes a break too!”

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Some stupid little amoeba decided to leave the ocean a billion years ago and now I have to worry about Monday.

Some stupid little amoeba decided to leave the ocean a billion years ago and now I have to worry about Monday.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

No, I don’t like nature. I can’t respect anything that would so flippantly turn dinosaurs into birds.

No, I don’t like nature. I can’t respect anything that would so flippantly turn dinosaurs into birds.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025