17 Funny evolution quotes

• Can you imagine if AI ever evolves into trying to kill us, and the thing that saves us is one of Cloudflare’s outages?

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  4 weeks ago

  AI, AI evolution, apocalypse, Cloudflare, ever, evolution, fail, humor, imagine, internet, internet outage, joke, kill, outage, survival, tech, tech fail, technology, thing, trying, us

• “I’m not concerned about Netflix buying Warner Brothers. None of this will matter once we evolve gills and start living underwater.”

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  4 weeks ago

  brothers, buying, entertainment, entertainment industry, evolution, evolve, future, gill, humor, industry, living, matter, Netflix, none, once, start, underwater, warner, Warner Brothers

• First you’re cringe, then you’re the blueprint.

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  2 months ago

  blueprint, cringe, culture, evolution, humor, meme, meme culture, slang, social, social evolution, transformation

• Kids: making things way more difficult when they don’t have to be, since the dawn of man.

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  2 months ago

  behavior, child, child behavior, dawn, difficult, difficulty, evolution, history, human, human history, humor, kid, kids, making, man, parenting, things

• I’m gonna be the first zoomer to start dropping the ‘two thousand’ when referring to the past. “Yeah, that was back in ‘17.”

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  2 months ago

  back, date, difference, dropping, evolution, generational, generational difference, humor, language, language evolution, nostalgia, past, reference, slang, start, year, year reference, Zoomer

• I’ve surpassed the need for coffee, for I have evolved into a higher state of awesome.

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  2 months ago

  awesome, coffee, confidence, evolution, humor, i, motivation, need, positivity, self-improvement, state

• Me (young, naive): “I hope something good happens.” Me (now): “I hope whatever bad happens is at least funny.”

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  2 months ago

  bad, change, cynicism, evolution, Funny, good, hope, humor, humor change, humor evolution, i, irony, least, me, naivety, perspective, self-awareness, something, whatever, young

• “Lmao” has survived and even thrived over the years, but its cousin “rofl” has faded into indignity. The cruelty of fate.

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  2 months ago

  cousin, cruelty, even, evolution, fate, humor, internet, internet slang, language, lmao, over, rofl, slang, survival

• Sorry, can’t. I’m too busy growing new neural pathways to make space for a stranger’s opinion. Evolution takes bandwidth, man.

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  2 months ago

  bandwidth, boundary, busy, evolution, growing, growth, health, humor, independence, man, mental, mental health, neural, neural pathway, new, opinion, pathway, personal, personal growth, sarcasm, self-care, sorry, space, strangers, too

• No, I don’t like nature. I can’t respect anything that would so flippantly turn dinosaurs into birds.

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  2 months ago

  birds, dinosaurs, evolution, humor, i, irony, nature, respect, turn

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