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6 months ago
Share →: Of course, I also put my mobile down from time to time. For example, when someone tries to call me.

Commentary:
"Putting my phone down is a rare occurrence, like spotting a unicorn or finding matching socks in the laundry. 🦄🧦 If someone actually manages to call me during those fleeting moments, it's practically a miracle! ☎️😂"
6 months ago
Share →: Men have feelings too! Hunger, for example. Or thirst.

Commentary:
"Men have feelings too! Hunger, for example. Or thirst. 🍔💦 Don't underestimate the emotional depth of a man when he's hangry or parched! 😄"
6 months ago
Share →: A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example: Jill ate her friend’s sandwich VS Jill ate her friend’s colon.

Commentary:
Oh, the power of punctuation! 😄 Never underestimate the impact of a simple colon – it can turn a friendly meal into a gruesome scenario faster than you can say "punctuation matters!" 🥪😱 #WatchOutForColons
6 months ago
Share →: If you think you’re going to be in a dangerous situation, dress accordingly. Don’t wear flip-flops to a bank robbery, for example.

Commentary:
"Solid advice! You don't want to be caught trying to make a quick getaway in slippery flip-flops 🩴 when the bank teller asks for your shoe size instead of your account number. Safety first, fashion second! 💰🏃‍♂️💃"
6 months ago
Share →: You gotta separate the art from the artist. Like, for example, sometimes the artist is really nice but their art sucks.

Commentary:
🎨 When the artist is sweeter than a candy store but their art leaves you feeling sour 🍬😜 It's like getting a hug from a unicorn with bad breath – you appreciate the gesture, but maybe keep your distance from the masterpiece! 🦄🖌️ #ArtisticDilemmas
6 months ago
Share →: Video games are great. They let you try out your craziest fantasies. For example, on The Sims, you can have a job and a house.

Commentary:
"Who needs actual responsibilities when you can just play The Sims all day? 💼🏠 It's like living in a fantasy world where adulting doesn't exist! 😂🎮"
6 months ago
Share →: Only after moving in together do you realize your girlfriend’s little quirks. Mine, for example, stores vegetables in the beer compartment.

Commentary:
Oh, the joys of cohabitation! 🏠👫 Sounds like she's really taking the concept of a "veggie ale" to a whole new level! 🍺🥦 Who knew the beer compartment could have such a versatile use? 😄 #RelationshipQuirks
6 months ago
Share →: Children are so giving. For example, my kids gave me a cold.

Commentary:
"Kids these days, always so generous! 😷🤒 Who needs gifts when you can get a cold instead? Talk about a special delivery! 🎁😂 #ParentingPerks"
6 months ago
Share →: Being single allows you to do a lot of things. For example, standing naked in the kitchen at night and eating cold pizza.

Commentary:
"Ah, the glamorous perks of being single – the freedom to have midnight pizza parties in the kitchen while embracing your true chef attire! 🍕🌙 Who needs fancy dinners when you have cold pizza and the joy of uninterrupted nudity at home? Single life: where every night is a pizza party for one! 🎉🕺"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m clumsy but there are upsides. For example, if I finish my chips and I’m sad there’s no more chips, I look in my lap and I always find chips.

Commentary:
"Who needs a snack bowl when you've got a built-in chip stash in your lap 🤷‍♂️🥔🤣 Just be careful not to spill them all over yourself in the first place! 😅 #ClumsyChipsFinder"