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28 Funny expense quotes

Funny expense quotes bring a lighthearted twist to the sometimes stressful world of budgeting ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ˜‚. They turn those pesky bills and unexpected costs into moments of laughter, reminding us that money matters donโ€™t always have to be serious ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐ŸŽ‰. Whether youโ€™re tracking expenses or just need a chuckle, these witty sayings will brighten your day and make saving a little more fun ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ’ก. Ready to laugh your way through your finances? Letโ€™s dive in!

It’s always “your monthly bill is available,” never “this month is on us.”

Posted on1 day ago1 day ago

I see posts like, “If food is too expensive, just grow your own.” Okay, Einstein, why didn’t I think of that?

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

I’m confused how a cemetery can raise its funeral prices and blame it on the cost of living.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Vacations are expensive, but how else could you put a price tag on your kids being ungrateful in a different city.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Amazing if accurate: bleeding money.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I wish pets lived longer, and life wasn’t so expensive, and cake didn’t make you fat, and people weren’t twats.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

โ€œIโ€™m getting tired of everything being 100 dollars and 100 degrees.โ€

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

It feels like it costs $100 a day just to exist anymore.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Let’s just call ourselves divorced now and skip the stressful, expensive bit in the middle.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

That little pocket on jeans is the perfect size for the money I have left over after I pay all my bills.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Girl math is avoiding shipping costs by buying more.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

My wallet is like an onion; opening it makes me cry.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Unfortunately, free coffee in the office will never hit like a $9 iced latte will.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Do people who spend a fortune on outdoor heating know they can just go inside?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’m not totally useless. I can be used as a bad example.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I’m tired of things costing money.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Money enters like Beyoncรฉ and exits like Britney.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

With great power comes a great electricity bill.

Posted on4 months ago

Itโ€™s getting very expensive to be alive.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

Appliances always know when youโ€™re getting a tax refund.

Posted onFeb 13, 2025Feb 13, 2025

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