Funny quotes expense

11 Funny expense quotes

It’s getting very expensive to be alive.

3 weeks ago

Appliances always know when you’re getting a tax refund.

2 months ago

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the same bill I couldn’t afford to pay in a different color.

3 months ago

For financial reasons, I will be passing away.

3 months ago

Haircuts should be covered by insurance.

3 months ago

Took the road less travelled after buying the sat nav less expensive.

3 months ago

It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.

3 months ago

If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks. It cost me an arm and a leg!

3 months ago

Rent really don’t make no sense. Like, why is my apartment getting a raise every year? Who is doing the performance review?

3 months ago

“Are you free tomorrow?” No, tomorrow I’m still expensive.

3 months ago

With great power comes a great electricity bill.

3 months ago