Funny quotes expense

11 Funny expense quotes

It’s getting very expensive to be alive.

Funny Quotes Apr 1, 2025

Appliances always know when you’re getting a tax refund.

Funny Quotes Feb 13, 2025

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the same bill I couldn’t afford to pay in a different color.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

For financial reasons, I will be passing away.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Haircuts should be covered by insurance.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Took the road less travelled after buying the sat nav less expensive.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks. It cost me an arm and a leg!

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Rent really don’t make no sense. Like, why is my apartment getting a raise every year? Who is doing the performance review?

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

“Are you free tomorrow?” No, tomorrow I’m still expensive.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

With great power comes a great electricity bill.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025