14 Funny expense quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I’m not totally useless. I can be used as a bad example.

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you lemons, be the zesty bad example! 🍋😜"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: I’m tired of things costing money.

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  Commentary:
  "When will they start accepting good vibes as a currency? 💸✨ #BrokeButZen"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Money enters like Beyoncé and exits like Britney.

  Commentary:
  "Guess my wallet's ready to hit 'Baby One More Time'! 💸👛😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: With great power comes a great electricity bill.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, with great power comes a great electricity bill ⚡💸. Embrace the power, but maybe think twice before turning on all those lights! 💡😆"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: It’s getting very expensive to be alive.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew just staying alive would require a monthly subscription fee? 💸💰 Living the expensive life one day at a time!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Appliances always know when you’re getting a tax refund.

  Commentary:
  "Appliances: Masters of timing and finance! 💸✨ They sense that sweet, sweet tax refund coming in and suddenly decide it's the perfect moment to break down or start making mysterious noises. Coincidence? I think not! 🤔🛠️ #appliancetactics"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Well, well, well, if it isn’t the same bill I couldn’t afford to pay in a different color.

  Commentary:
  Look at that, the universe decided to add a touch of color to your financial woes! 🌈💸 Who knew bills could come in such fabulous variations? Maybe next time they'll even come dressed up as dollar bills! 💃🤑 #BrokeButStylish

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  5 months ago

  Share →: For financial reasons, I will be passing away.

  Commentary:
  "Well, talk about a morbid way to announce bankruptcy 💸💀 Let's hope the afterlife has better interest rates! 😉🔄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Haircuts should be covered by insurance.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine the joy of walking into a salon and saying, 'Charge it to my insurance, please!' 💇‍♂️💳 Next thing you know, we'll be debating over premium haircuts and deductible lengths. Just thinking about it gives me split ends of laughter! 😂✂️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Took the road less travelled after buying the sat nav less expensive.

  Commentary:
  "Like a GPS with a twist of thriftiness! Taking the road less travelled with a sat nav less expensive is the ultimate budget-friendly adventure 🚗💸 Who needs fancy navigation systems when you've got a sense of direction and a bargain in hand! 😄🗺️ #SavingsGoals"

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