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The tarot lady on my TikTok said that you miss me.

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In six days God created heaven and earth. On the seventh day, in the interests of balance, the BBC interviewed Satan.

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Turns out “YouTube rabbit hole” is not a reliable science degree.

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Took a good look at my finances. I won’t make that mistake again.

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I’m going to need to speak with the flowers about this.

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The sole purpose of your child’s middle name… is so they know when they’re really in trouble.

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Be bold, be italic, but never regular.

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I think my dog always follows me to the bathroom because I always follow him outside and he thinks that’s the way it works.

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Dear 8 hours of sleep, I miss you so much.

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Beware. There are people in the grocery store that you know who want to chat with you. Stay vigilant.

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My teen being nice to me is getting really expensive.

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I just feel like we shouldn’t have a new year until we get this one right.

Reported on WeChat:

Feeling weird from my cookie-based diet.

Spotted on Discord:

Don’t let anyone treat you like a red flag, you’re the whole damn red carpet, baby.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

My save-for-later cart on Amazon is up to about $1.5 million dollars.

Live now on X:

I will be posting telepathically on all social media today. So if you think of something funny, that was me.

Spotted on Telegram:

I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I’m currently trying not to read anything about carbohydrates after 4pm.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. I can put off multiple things at once.

Live now on Facebook:

Told my boss I was going to the bathroom but didn’t say which one. Now I’m at home.

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Funny expense quotes bring a lighthearted twist to the sometimes stressful world of budgeting 💸😂. They turn those pesky bills and unexpected costs into moments of laughter, reminding us that money matters don’t always have to be serious 💰🎉. Whether you’re tracking expenses or just need a chuckle, these witty sayings will brighten your day and make saving a little more fun 😄💡. Ready to laugh your way through your finances? Let’s dive in!

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Someone from 🇨🇩 has viewed:

How you conduct yourself when using plastic wrap is the real you.

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It was me, I let the dogs out.

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I’m really looking forward to getting a full 8 hours of overthinking in tonight.

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Don’t listen to them, little password. You are strong.

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Born to say “are you f*****g stupid”, forced to say “wow, I’ve never thought about it like that before”.

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You’ve got to question the legitimacy of the Burger Kingdom if Burger King is just handing out crowns to anybody willy-nilly.

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I’m a social media influencer in that I’ve influenced people to ignore me on social media.

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We’d all look younger if we just avoided young people.

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Passwords are like underwear: You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them, you should change them regularly, and you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.

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Have kids so you can say things you never thought you would like “please don’t vacuum your sister”

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Sorry I can’t come today. My sister’s friend’s mother’s grandpa’s brother’s grandson’s uncle’s fish died, and it was tragic.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up on the couch.

Just shared via TikTok:

Waffles are just pancakes with convenient boxes to hold your syrup.

Seen just now on WeChat:

My son got braces today. Yay, he’s not going to be a teenage dad.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Everyone’s gangster until they need to pee.

Spotted on YouTube:

Have you ever noticed that when you step on someone’s foot, they open their mouth? It’s like a folding trash can.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I am cutting contact with my 3-year-old narcissist nephew.

Going viral on Snapchat:

In my defense, they burned my grilled cheese sandwich.

Going viral on Reddit:

You are my favorite dirty thought.

Making waves on Reddit:

In a parallel universe, there’s a happy me.

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