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I like when I walk with people and they note that I’m a fast walker. We’re in a race. We’re in a race and you’re losing actually.
You can be having the nicest day and then you have to print something and you know your day is about to fall apart real fast.
Burger King implies the existence of an entire burger based feudal system.
It’s scary when the washing machine spins really fast.
My greatest joy in life is when a friend reads a book I recommend. My greatest frustration in life is when they don’t read it fast enough.

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5 months ago
Share →: The French only eat snails because they don’t like fast food.

Commentary:
"Why rush through a meal when you can savor each slow and slimy bite? 🐌🍔 The French have truly mastered the art of taking it slow, even when it comes to their food choices! 🇫🇷😄"
5 months ago
Share →: A drone, but for seeing which fast food drive-thrus have the shortest line.

Commentary:
"Introducing the latest in fast food efficiency: the Drive-Thru Drone! Now you can scout out the quickest route to your burger bliss in record time 🍔🚗 Don't get stuck behind a slowpoke, soar above the queues with your trusty fast food navigator! #InnovationGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Wish my metabolism worked as fast as my anxiety.

Commentary:
"Seriously, why does my metabolism take its sweet time while my anxiety is on a permanent caffeine rush? 😅⏱️ #Priorities"
5 months ago
Share →: Adult life sucks. Friends don’t even ask to see how fast you can run in your new shoes anymore.

Commentary:
"Adulting: where the only race you're winning is the race to pay bills on time! 🏃‍♂️👟 #GrowingUpProblems"
5 months ago
Share →: I would like even faster food.

Commentary:
"Move over fast food, we've got a speed demon over here craving even faster food! 🏎️🍔 Hold on tight, we're about to hit drive-thru warp speed! ⚡️🌮"
5 months ago
Share →: It’s completely absurd that Silicon Valley is pushing AI on us before they figured out how to keep fries fresh for longer.

Commentary:
"Oh, the irony of prioritizing artificial intelligence over the simple yet crucial task of preserving our beloved fries 🍟! Perhaps we should start a campaign: #SaveTheFries 🤖🍟 Let's hope Silicon Valley gets their priorities straight before we have a world run by genius robots and stale snacks! 😉"
5 months ago
Share →: McDonald’s only giving me 9 Chicken Nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began.

Commentary:
Oh no, McDonald's made a grave error! 😱 One Chicken Nugget short, and the world may never be the same again! 🍗💥 Watch out, super-sized vengeance is coming! 😈 #TheGreatNuggetConspiracy
5 months ago
Share →: Nothing flies faster than the ketchup out of the bottle when you only want a little.

Commentary:
"Trying to get just a 'little' ketchup out of the bottle is like trying to control a rocket launch 🚀. Blink and you'll have a French fry flood on your hands! 😂 #ketchupchaos"
5 months ago
Share →: 90% of the ocean is unexplored, which means there could be a McDonald’s down there.

Commentary:
Well, well, well… 🌊🍟🍔 Who knew the real treasure in the deep sea might be a secret underwater drive-thru? 🤔 Explorers, pack your scuba gear and let's search for that elusive McFish! 🏊‍♂️🔍 Just remember to check for saltwater pickles on your seaweed burger! 🤣 #McOceanDiscovery
5 months ago
Share →: Technically, all restaurants are drive-thru, it just depends how committed to the task you are.

Commentary:
"Who needs designated drive-thru lanes when you've got determination and a hunger that won't wait? 🍔🚗 Next time you're too lazy to step out of the car, just remember – you're not being lazy, you're just being creatively efficient! 😉 #DriveThruOrBust"