944 Funny food quotes

• Thinking about taking some time off to focus on cheese.

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  2 weeks ago

  break, cheese, focus, food, humor, relaxation, taking, thinking, time, time off

• I love how we didn’t raise the minimum wage because it would make food more expensive, but then just made the food more expensive anyway.

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  2 weeks ago

  cost, cost of living, economy, expensive, food, food price, humor, i, inflation, irony, just, living, love, minimum, minimum wage, policy, price, raise, wage, wage policy

• I caught my husband eating the last of the ice cream last night. First of all, we are supposed to be dieting together. Second of all, I was going to eat that.

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  2 weeks ago

  caught, cream, diet, dieting, eat, eating, food, going, humor, husband, i, ice, ice cream, last, last night, night, relationship, second, spouse, together

• Opening a bakery and calling it “I’m a crepe. I’m a weird dough.”

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  2 weeks ago

  bakery, calling, crepe, dough, food, food joke, humor, joke, opening, pun, weird

• The fact it costs $15 to get a basic meal at a fast-food restaurant now is comical.

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  3 weeks ago

  basic, comical, cost, costs, dining, fact, fast, fast food, food, humor, inflation, meal, price, restaurant

• My tapeworm is starting a podcast about the McRib.

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  3 weeks ago

  fast, fast food, food, humor, McRib, parasite, podcast, starting, tapeworm

• Thinking of starting a religion around cheese.

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  3 weeks ago

  around, cheese, dairy, food, food idea, funny thought, humor, idea, joke, religion, starting, thinking, thought

• Imagine how bored the person who invented mayonnaise must have been.

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  3 weeks ago

  bored, boredom, creativity, food, humor, imagine, invention, mayonnaise, person

• If you ever feel like a failure, just remember, Domino’s tried to open pizza chains in Italy.

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  3 weeks ago

  business, business failure, chain, Domino’s, ever, failure, feel, food, food industry, humor, industry, Italy, just, marketing, open, pizza, remember, tried

• Avocado toast at a cafe: $10. Avocado toast from Uber Eats: $25. Avocado toast made at home: $550 (my labor is worth $115 a minute).

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  3 weeks ago

  25, avocado, avocado toast, cafe, comparison, cooking, cost, delivery, eats, food, food delivery, home, home cooking, humor, labor, labor cost, minute, money, price, price comparison, time, toast, Uber, Uber Eats, value, value of time, worth

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