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If you know karate, you shouldn’t have to pay for stuff.

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And for my next trick, I will turn yesterday’s sweatpants into today’s sweatpants.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has downloaded:

My neighbor is having some kind of party and didn’t invite me. I guess I have to call the cops again.

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My New Years resolutions are to do some things, and stop doing some other things.

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The phrase “Treat yourself” has ruined my bank account and waistline.

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The secret to my success is everywhere I go I wear a shirt that says STAFF on the back.

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Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.

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This flight is so long, I don’t know where I’m going anymore. I just live here now. Even the crying baby gave up.

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Perfume is designed to be an invisible accessory. It’s not designed to instantly kill the canary when you entered the room.

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Things I don’t want in my future house: An angry man.

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Freshly posted on Reddit:

Sometimes the universe puts you in the same situations again to see if you’re still an idiot.

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My children are very helpful. For example, when I ask them to do something, they suggest a different child that could do it instead.

Reported on Instagram:

You either get a kid who eats like a bottomless pit, or you get one that when asked what they want for lunch answers “No thanks, I had lunch yesterday.”

Trending via Messenger:

On a scale of quack to quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack, what do you think of my duck-based numbering system?

Broadcasted on Telegram:

They say dress for the job you want, so I walk around dressed like Darth Vader.

Just landed via X:

It’s exciting to receive a Valentine’s Day card and not know who it’s from. A Father’s Day card, not so much.

Spotted on YouTube:

My wife and I always eat dinner as fast as possible so we can have a popsicle.

Trending via X:

Wooden pews are designed to maximize the shame of farting in church.

Just shared via Instagram:

Apparently, all my new nephew wants to do is eat and sleep, which means he’s already a lot like me.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Apparently you’re not supposed to announce that there’s been a death in the family every time you kill a houseplant.

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Funny forgot quotes are the perfect way to laugh off those moments when your memory decides to take a vacation 🧠💨! Whether you forgot your keys, your coffee, or why you walked into a room, these playful reminders bring humor to everyday forgetfulness 😂🔑☕. Embrace the oops with a smile and share the fun—because everyone forgets, but not everyone laughs about it like a pro! 😜🎉

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Someone from 🇹🇹 has shared:

Every time you give someone the benefit, they deliver the doubt.

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If you wanna make someone cry, just show them the earliest year they can retire.

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Stay humble, you are someone’s weird coworker.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

The new American dream is an alien invasion.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has downloaded:

Asking the pharmacy if they have a secret menu.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

We don’t make people walk the plank like we used to.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

Why steal office supplies from work when you could take an extra-long bathroom break and steal company time instead?

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I really thought adulthood would be 50% freedom and 50% fun. Turns out it’s 100% bills.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

Every girl has a dude in her inbox talking to himself.

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Spotted on Threads:

What you call “Brunch” I call “Breakfast for Alcoholics.”

Seen just now on Threads:

Good news: I set an all time high today! Bad news: It’s my cholesterol.

Just shared via Threads:

My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Me, as a therapist: “OMG, me too!”

Just shared via Telegram:

If you’re not easily offended, why are you even online?

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

So glad that the dream I had of you isn’t affecting me at all, and I’m able to go on with my day without thinking of it.

Trending via Slack:

Drugs do not ruin your career. Drug tests do.

Going viral on YouTube:

A haunted house, but every room is just learning more about Will & Jada.

Seen just now on Slack:

The difference between the kids table and the adults table during holiday dinners is that there is much more screaming, crying, and arguing at the adults table.

Just shared via Messenger:

When my husband says he’ll just be a minute, I know I have enough time to watch an entire television series, paint the house, or go on a quest.

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