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16 Funny forgot quotes

Just rolled over for a cuddle.. forgot I’m single… fell off the bed.

5 days ago

I forgot my password, failed the captcha and have been accused of being a robot. I don’t even know how to fight these allegations.

2 weeks ago

Uber Eats “you forgot to finish your order” notification is funny because I didn’t forget, I just came to my senses.

2 months ago

Only a couple more days until I come home and pretend I forgot about Valentine’s Day.

3 months ago

I either text back right away or never, because I saw your text, replied in my head but forgot to actually type it.

3 months ago

I forgot to turn my clocks back and, oh my God, you guys are not going to believe the stuff that happens in the next hour.

3 months ago

Sick of people thinking the Midwest is just a bunch of small towns and cornfields when they forgot it’s also a lot of road construction, inconsistent weather, and deer that jump in front of your car.

3 months ago

At the grocery store, but forgot my wife’s list so I guess I’ll just follow this other guy around and get what he gets.

3 months ago

Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I forgot something. Forgot I’m out of shape.

3 months ago

He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice, he’s leaving the store, he still forgot milk.

3 months ago

I forgot the word “espresso” so I asked the barista for a smaller, angrier coffee.

3 months ago

Jesus rose from the grave because he forgot to clear his browser history.

3 months ago

Forgot my glasses, so I’m pointing at a random spot on the menu and hoping for the best.

3 months ago

I forgot to take my meds so I’m looking forward to joining the squirrels in the tree to talk politics.

3 months ago

Can someone call my keys? I forgot where I put them.

3 months ago