33 Funny forgot quotes

• I forgot to get milk, so Santa has a cup of Pepsi Max.

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  6 days ago

  beverage, Christmas, cup, forgetfulness, forgot, holiday, humor, i, max, milk, Pepsi, Pepsi Max, Santa

• I forgot to sweep up some crumbs earlier, and I just heard an ant moaning in pleasure as he discovered the bounty.

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  4 weeks ago

  ant, cleaning, crumb, crumbs, discovery, earlier, forgot, humor, i, just, kitchen, moaning, pest, pleasure, surprise, sweep

• I forgot how weird November is. There’s no afternoon; it’s just night after 3 p.m.

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  1 month ago

  3, after, afternoon, daylight, forgot, funny observation, i, just, night, November, observation, time, weird

• The idea that wisdom teeth are just some random glitch that God forgot to patch, so now we have to pull them out with modern technology, is retarded.

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  2 months ago

  dental, dental extraction, extraction, forgot, glitch, God, humor, idea, just, modern, modern technology, patch, pull, random, technology, teeth, tooth, wisdom, wisdom tooth

• No better feeling than getting home and realizing you forgot the one thing you went out for.

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  2 months ago

  better, daily, daily life, errands, feeling, forgetfulness, forgot, frustration, funny moment, getting, home, humor, life, mistake, moment, realization, relatable, thing

• Forgot how fun it is to post IG stories. I feel like a female filmmaker.

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  2 months ago

  content, content creation, creation, feel, female, filmmaker, forgot, fun, i, ig, Instagram, Instagram story, media, post, social, social media, story

• Life sucks a lot less when your feet are in a creek, and you forgot your phone in the truck.

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  2 months ago

  creek, feet, forgot, humor, less, life, lot, nature, outdoors, phone, relaxation, sucks, truck, unplugged

• The number of times I stand in a room, staring because I forgot why I walked in there, is embarrassingly high.

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  2 months ago

  activity, blank, common, common experience, confusion, embarrassment, experience, forgetfulness, forgot, high, i, indoor, indoor activity, memory, mind, mind blank, number, room, stand, staring, times, why

• Did it hurt when you forgot your headphones and couldn’t romanticize your walk home?

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  2 months ago

  awkward, compliment, forget, forgot, headphone, headphones, home, humor, hurt, romance, romanticize, walk, walk home

• At the gym and I forgot my headphones and now I have to listen to my own thoughts. Send help.

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  2 months ago

  comedy, forgot, gym, headphones, help, humor, i, isolation, listen, own, self-reflection, send, solitude, thoughts, workout

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