20 Funny forgot quotes

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  1 day ago

  View →: The number of times I stand in a room, staring because I forgot why I walked in there, is embarrassingly high.
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  2 weeks ago

  View →: Did it hurt when you forgot your headphones and couldn’t romanticize your walk home?
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: At the gym and I forgot my headphones and now I have to listen to my own thoughts. Send help.
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  1 month ago

  View →: I haven’t had sex in so long, I forgot how to moan, what if I mess up and bark?
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  2 months ago

  View →: Just rolled over for a cuddle.. forgot I’m single… fell off the bed.
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  2 months ago

  View →: I forgot my password, failed the captcha and have been accused of being a robot. I don’t even know how to fight these allegations.
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  2 months ago

  View →: Technology has gone too far, man. My roommate is logged out of his lightbulbs because he forgot his password.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Uber Eats “you forgot to finish your order” notification is funny because I didn’t forget, I just came to my senses.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Only a couple more days until I come home and pretend I forgot about Valentine’s Day.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I either text back right away or never, because I saw your text, replied in my head but forgot to actually type it.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I forgot to turn my clocks back and, oh my God, you guys are not going to believe the stuff that happens in the next hour.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Sick of people thinking the Midwest is just a bunch of small towns and cornfields when they forgot it’s also a lot of road construction, inconsistent weather, and deer that jump in front of your car.
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  4 months ago

  View →: At the grocery store, but forgot my wife’s list so I guess I’ll just follow this other guy around and get what he gets.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I forgot something. Forgot I’m out of shape.
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  4 months ago

  View →: He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice, he’s leaving the store, he still forgot milk.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I forgot the word “espresso” so I asked the barista for a smaller, angrier coffee.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Jesus rose from the grave because he forgot to clear his browser history.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Forgot my glasses, so I’m pointing at a random spot on the menu and hoping for the best.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I forgot to take my meds so I’m looking forward to joining the squirrels in the tree to talk politics.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Can someone call my keys? I forgot where I put them.

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