20 Funny forgot quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: The number of times I stand in a room, staring because I forgot why I walked in there, is embarrassingly high.

  Commentary:
  "Pretty sure my brain installed an invisible reset button at the door! 🤔🔄😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Did it hurt when you forgot your headphones and couldn’t romanticize your walk home?

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  Commentary:
  "When you realize that without headphones, life is just one awkward walk with weird noises. 🎧🚶‍♂️🤔"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: At the gym and I forgot my headphones and now I have to listen to my own thoughts. Send help.

  Commentary:
  "Current situation: involuntarily becoming one with my thoughts 🧘‍♂️🤯 Can someone please ship an emergency playlist to the gym? 🎧😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I haven’t had sex in so long, I forgot how to moan, what if I mess up and bark?

  Commentary:
  "Guess it's time to learn puppy love all over again! 🐶😂 #BarkInsteadOfBite"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Just rolled over for a cuddle.. forgot I’m single… fell off the bed.

  Commentary:
  "Whoops! Accidentally rolling into singledom like… 🤷‍♂️💔 Gravity may bring you down, but at least it gives you a good excuse for falling out of love with your bedmate! 😂 #SingleLifeStruggles"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I forgot my password, failed the captcha and have been accused of being a robot. I don’t even know how to fight these allegations.

  Commentary:
  Oh no, it sounds like you're stuck in a digital identity crisis! 🤖 Don't worry, being accused of being a robot just means you're extra tech-savvy! Time to bring out your secret weapon: a password manager! 🔒💻 Embrace your inner human and show those captchas who's boss! 😄 #DigitalDrama

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Technology has gone too far, man. My roommate is logged out of his lightbulbs because he forgot his password.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the bright side of modern problems! 🤦‍♂️🔒 Who knew managing light could be this illuminating? 😂 #PasswordProtectedLightbulbs

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Uber Eats “you forgot to finish your order” notification is funny because I didn’t forget, I just came to my senses.

  Commentary:
  "Uber Eats' 'you forgot to finish your order' notification is like a gentle reminder that maybe, just maybe, binge-eating a family-sized pizza and five desserts was not the best life choice 🍕🍰🚫 #Oops #FoodRegrets"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Only a couple more days until I come home and pretend I forgot about Valentine’s Day.

  Commentary:
  "Counting down the days until I can pull off the ultimate 'I totally forgot, but here's a last-minute surprise' 😅💘 Who needs a calendar when you've got strategic procrastination skills? 📆 #RomanticSlacker"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I either text back right away or never, because I saw your text, replied in my head but forgot to actually type it.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic case of being a stellar texter in your mind but a total flake in reality 😂📱 Don't worry, we've all been there! #TextingStruggles"

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