66 Funny funny moment quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Crying while wearing a backpack has unlocked a new level of humiliation I did not know was possible.
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: I love it when my dog suddenly gets up and goes to another part of the house. Did you just remember you left the stove on or something?
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  1 month ago

  View →: May he drop his phone on his face while he’s texting other girls.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I’m so high at Home Depot right now, and I have to ask where the hose at. And I know I’mma laugh when I do.
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  3 months ago

  View →: My Saturday was going really well, until I realized it’s Sunday!
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  3 months ago

  View →: I was having a great time until I remembered that I was ugly.
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  3 months ago

  View →: My wife almost fell down the stairs today and that got us into a heated argument whether my gasp was out of concern or excitement.
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  3 months ago

  View →: It was me, I let the dogs out.
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  3 months ago

  View →: If you say “awesome sauce” on a first date, you’ll still have that lucky condom in your wallet tomorrow.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Requesting the Pink Panther theme song at karaoke and just standing on the stage motionless the entire time.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Someone is probably in the worst argument of their life right now. LOL!
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  4 months ago

  View →: A bird just flew into our glass door. Іt’s not dead. Just really embarrassed.
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  4 months ago

  View →: A guy in the parking lot saw me trip over my own feet so I yelled to him “I just quantum leaped into this body!”
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  4 months ago

  View →: Sorry I’m late, my dog was sleeping in the shape of a donut and I had to take so many photos.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Sorry I was late, I was disassociating in the shower.
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  4 months ago

  View →: About to form my very first opinion.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Sorry for being so cringey and awkward. It will definitely happen again.
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  5 months ago

  View →: You ever look at yourself on the self-checkout camera and think, “wow, I better write my will.”
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  5 months ago

  View →: Sorry I’m late, there was bubble wrap.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Liquor store clerk: “Do you need help?” Me: “Yes, but I decided to come here instead.”
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  5 months ago

  View →: Woke up, twerked in the mirror and laid back down.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If you compliment me, my glasses fog up.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My boyfriend just said “I encourage you to try all things” to our cat who was licking up Buffalo sauce.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My card declined at Subway and they started eating the sandwich in front of me.
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  5 months ago

  View →: There’s nothing like sitting by an open fire and watching the evidence burn.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My wife is napping quietly and the villain of this story is about to be this sneeze.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Lovingly looking at my dog knowing I’m about to ruin her day with a bath.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Can’t stop thinking about that time at the planetarium where they showed us a picture of earth and everyone booed.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Helpful police officer reminded me he’s the one asking the questions.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I thought the noise my husband’s stomach was making was never going to end last night until I realized it was a motorbike outside.

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