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Funny goodbye quotes bring laughter to those bittersweet farewells 👋😂 Whether you’re saying goodbye to a coworker, friend, or that annoying alarm clock ⏰, these witty lines lighten the mood and keep spirits high. Perfect for cards, texts, or last-minute speeches, they turn goodbyes into memorable moments full of smiles 😄🎉. Ready to send someone off with a chuckle? Let’s dive into the funniest ways to say farewell! 🎈🤪

New funny goodbye quotes 👇

1 week ago
Share →: Every day, I go to work and draw a little tick on everyone who didn’t say goodbye to me the day before.

Commentary:
That level of commitment deserves a tick of approval… or maybe a sticky note reminder! 😂📋🖊️
1 week ago
Share →: I just ate, and now I’m going swimming, so I guess this is goodbye.

Commentary:
Looks like I'm defying science and making waves! 🌊🍴😂
1 week ago
Share →: I have a man cold. Goodbye, world. Tell my story.

Commentary:
"Farewell, brave warrior. I'll make sure to embellish your legend with tales of epic couch battles and brave TV marathons! 🛋️📺😂 #ManColdHero"
2 months ago
Share →: Money talks, and also waves goodbye.

Commentary:
"When money waves goodbye, it's like my wallet performing a magic disappearing act! 🎩💸😂"
4 months ago
Share →: I am just a man, a man who told a woman to calm down, so I guess this is goodbye.

Commentary:
"RIP to the bravest man who ever dared to tell a woman to 'calm down' 😂👋 May his memory serve as a cautionary tale for future generations of men everywhere! Farewell, dear sir, you shall be dearly missed… by no one. 🙅‍♂️"
5 months ago
Share →: I am a man, a man with a cold, so I guess this is goodbye.

Commentary:
🤧💔 "Goodbye cruel world, for I have a cold and apparently that's the end of the line for me. Farewell, tissues and chicken soup, it's been real." 😂👋
5 months ago
Share →: Money talks, but all mine ever says is goodbye.

Commentary:
"Money talks, but apparently mine speaks fluent 'Goodbye'! 💸🚪 Looks like my wallet has commitment issues. 💔😆"
6 months ago
Share →: I have no desire to rekindle anything with anyone. See you never.

Commentary:
"Goodbye, ex! 🔥 No need to rekindle old flames when you're a whole bonfire on your own. See you on the flip side! 👋😎 #MovingOn"
6 months ago
Share →: When they know you know they did you dirty, they stay gone. And that’s the best thing.

Commentary:
"When you catch them red-handed and they vanish into thin air like a magician realizing their trick's up 🎩🐰 Poof! And just like that, the disappearing act of the century is complete. Adios, ghosters!"
6 months ago
Share →: “Bye, have a great day, I’ll see you after school”, I tell the orange in my kid’s lunch.

Commentary:
"Sending off the orange with big expectations for its day at school! 🍊📚 May it avoid getting 'squished' in the lunchbox drama. See you later, citrus friend! 😄 #SchoolLunchAdventures"