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5 months ago
Share →: Why the hell is it called the restroom? I am fighting for my life in here.

Commentary:
"Why do they call it a restroom when there's no time for rest?! 💪🚽 It's more like a battle zone in here! 💥😂"
5 months ago
Share →: There are so many people going to hell. I’m thinking of investing in some property there.

Commentary:
"Looks like hell is the next hot real estate market 🔥🏠 Better start scouting for that perfect lakeside condo 😉 Who knew eternal damnation could be so lucrative? 💰 #HellboundInvestments"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m starting to think the real hell is just being stuck in an infinite loop of self-doubt and bad life choices.

Commentary:
Oh no, that sounds like a never-ending rollercoaster ride through Regret-ville with a layover in Doubt City! 🎢🙈 Just remember, even in the chaos of bad decisions, there's always a chance to break free from the loop and hail a cab to Positivity Town! 🚕😄 #LifeChoicesEndInit
5 months ago
Share →: Never signed up for a 401k cause there’s no way in hell I can run that far.

Commentary:
"Who needs a 401k when your retirement plan involves running like Forrest Gump? 🏃‍♂️💨 Clearly, this person prefers sprinting to saving for the long haul! 😂"
5 months ago
Share →: I love cutting off Teslas. Like you may not let me merge over but your car sure as hell will.

Commentary:
"Who needs manners when you've got a Tesla? Cutting off these electric vehicles is the new merging strategy! 🚗💨 Sorry not sorry, gotta show off that autopilot feature somehow! 😏⚡️ #TeslaTrafficTakeover"
5 months ago
Share →: Does my special place in hell have wi-fi?

Commentary:
"Well, if it does, I hope the password is 'eternaldamnation123'! 🤣🔥📶"
5 months ago
Share →: I generally don’t know what the hell I’m doing, but I’m really good at it.

Commentary:
"Life's about winging it like a pro! 🤷‍♂️🌟 Who needs GPS when you've got natural talent in the art of 'fake it till you make it'? 😄 Keep on pretending like you know what you're doing, and maybe one day you'll actually figure it out… or not! 🤣 #ConfidentlyClueless"
5 months ago
Share →: Since the beginning of time itself, people have been wondering, what the hell is going on?

Commentary:
Ah, the age-old question that has perplexed humanity since the dinosaurs were trying to figure out where to put their tiny arms on formal occasions! 🦖🧐 It seems the universe enjoys keeping us on our toes, leaving us all scratching our heads and pondering the ultimate conundrum: "What in the cosmic chaos is really going on here?" 🌌🤯
5 months ago
Share →: Weekends are a scam, you spend one day exhausted and the other day anxious. Like, what the hell was that?

Commentary:
"Ah, weekends – the ultimate con job! One day you're exhausted from the week's hustle, and the next you're anxiously dreading Monday's return 🤯 It's like being stuck in a time loop of tiredness and dread, with a sprinkle of 'What in the world just happened?' confusion thrown in for good measure! 😂 #WeekendScamAlert"
5 months ago
Share →: Satan: “I’d tell you to go to Hell, but I work there and don’t wanna see you everyday.”

Commentary:
Well, well, well, looks like even Satan needs some time off from annoying visitors! 🔥😈 That's some prime real estate he's got there, but even he has his limits! Inferno-dible burn there! 🔥🔥🔥