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Funny hire quotes

I think I can now safely say that none of my co-workers were “personality hires”.

3 months ago

I was thinking of becoming self employed, but due to cutbacks, I can’t afford to hire me right now.

3 months ago

My wife refuses to hire a housekeeper because she doesn’t want them to see this mess.

3 months ago

My company promotes diversity. We’d never hire twins.

3 months ago

I need to hire someone to just constantly slap food out of my hand.

3 months ago