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65 Funny history quotes

Funny history quotes πŸ€“πŸ“œ are the perfect blend of wit and wisdom, offering a delightful peek into the past with a humorous twist. Imagine famous figures sprinkling their conversations with cheeky remarks and clever observations πŸ˜‚. These quotes remind us that history wasn’t always serious πŸ›οΈ; it had its fair share of laughs too. Dive into the lighter side of history and enjoy a giggle while learning something new 🀭!

I hate it when I check my transactions history, and everything adds up like damn, so no one stole from me.

Posted on1 week ago1 week ago

I can’t believe we became the adults in the most unaffordable period in history.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

I wonder if the scariest moment ever in history has happened yet.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

You will watch an old classic movie that kind of sucks. Then, on the IMDb trivia, it says, this was the first time a film director ever pointed the camera at the sun.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

What did people do before eyeglasses, like half the world just walked around not being able to see?

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Oxygen was discovered in 1773. How did our ancestors breathe before then?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

First date idea: we search for each other’s criminal history together.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Kids: making things way more difficult when they don’t have to be, since the dawn of man.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Grateful to be living in the “Tetris when it’s going too fast and blocks are helplessly piling up” era of human history.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Maybe Rome was built in a day. I wasn’t there.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

First World War. Kind of nervous.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I see why history can repeat itself. People are really stupid.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The first time people saw a train coming at them, they ran away in terror.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Should we all just give up and get really into drugs? Wait, this is literally what happened in the 60s. That just clicked for me.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’m sick of living through history!

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Today is the Mondayest Thursday that has ever been mistaken for a Friday in the history of Wednesdays.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

If you like true crime stories, I highly recommend the history of the Catholic Church.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

My search history is filled with me googling regular words just to make sure I’m using them right.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

β€œStop talking about old drama!” God forbid a girl and her bestie enjoy their history lessons.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

I figured out how they built the pyramids. No internet.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

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