73 Funny history quotes

• I hate it when I check my transactions history, and everything adds up like damn, so no one stole from me.

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  7 hours ago

  banking, check, everything, finance, hate, history, humor, i, me, money, spending, stole, surprise, theft, transaction

• I can’t believe we became the adults in the most unaffordable period in history.

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  8 hours ago

  adult, adults, affordability, believe, disbelief, economy, history, i, most, period, unaffordable

• I wonder if the scariest moment ever in history has happened yet.

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  10 hours ago

  event, ever, fear, future, history, i, moment, scariest, scariest moment, suspense, wonder

• You will watch an old classic movie that kind of sucks. Then, on the IMDb trivia, it says, this was the first time a film director ever pointed the camera at the sun.

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  10 hours ago

  camera, classic, classic movie, director, ever, fact, film, film director, film history, funny observation, history, IMDb, kind, movie, movie fact, movie trivia, observation, old, sucks, sun, time, trivia, watch

• What did people do before eyeglasses, like half the world just walked around not being able to see?

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  15 hours ago

  able, around, before, being, eyeglass, eyesight, half, history, humor, just, observation, people, question, vision, world

• Oxygen was discovered in 1773. How did our ancestors breathe before then?

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  23 hours ago

  ancestor, ancestors, before, breathe, breathing, date, discovery, history, humor, oxygen, question, science

• If Britain is going to be invaded, can it at least be by the Romans? We desperately need the roads resurfacing.

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  6 days ago

  Britain, going, history, humor, infrastructure, invasion, least, need, resurfacing, road, roman

• It amazes me how many battles in the first two years of the Civil War were decided by which side woke up the earliest.

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  6 days ago

  battle, battles, civil, civil war, early, early morning, history, humor, me, morning, side, strategy, wake, wake up, war, war strategy, woke

• We’ve historically done extremely well with regime change, so this should be a piece of cake.

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  2 weeks ago

  cake, challenge, change, confidence, done, history, humor, piece, politics, regime, regime change, sarcasm, should, success, well

• There hasn’t been a single person in human history that was remembered for spending their life working a 9-5 job.

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  2 weeks ago

  9-5, 9-5 job, 95, history, human, human history, job, legacy, life, memory, person, single, spending, work, work life, working

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