68 Funny history quotes

• US etiquette question: Do you need to tip the guy at the border who reads your last five years of social media history?

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  2 weeks ago

  border, etiquette, five, guy, history, humor, last, media, need, question, social, social media, tip, us, US etiquette

• When I die and y’all go through my search history, you’ll be disappointed to find mostly just definitions for very common words that I wasn’t sure I was using correctly.

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  3 weeks ago

  common, death, definition, die, disappointed, disappointment, history, humor, i, just, language, misunderstanding, search, search history, sure, through, using, word, words

• First date idea: we search for each other’s criminal history together.

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  2 months ago

  activity, couple, crime, criminal, criminal history, date, date idea, first date, history, humor, idea, joke, others, relationship, search, together

• Kids: making things way more difficult when they don’t have to be, since the dawn of man.

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  2 months ago

  behavior, child, child behavior, dawn, difficult, difficulty, evolution, history, human, human history, humor, kid, kids, making, man, parenting, things

• Grateful to be living in the “Tetris when it’s going too fast and blocks are helplessly piling up” era of human history.

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  2 months ago

  block, era, fast, fast pace, game, going, grateful, history, human, human history, humor, life, living, modern, modern life, overwhelmed, pace, Tetris, too, video, video game

• Maybe Rome was built in a day. I wasn’t there.

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  2 months ago

  built, construction, day, history, humor, i, maybe, Rome, sarcasm, time

• First World War. Kind of nervous.

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  2 months ago

  first world war, history, humor, joke, kind, nervous, war, world

• I see why history can repeat itself. People are really stupid.

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  2 months ago

  history, human, human nature, humor, i, irony, nature, people, repeat, repetition, stupid, stupidity, why

• The first time people saw a train coming at them, they ran away in terror.

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  2 months ago

  away, behavior, coming, early, early invention, fear, history, human, human behavior, innovation, invention, people, progress, ran, reaction, saw, surprise, time, train, transportation

• Should we all just give up and get really into drugs? Wait, this is literally what happened in the 60s. That just clicked for me.

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  2 months ago

  60s, comedy, cultural, cultural reference, drugs, give, history, humor, irony, just, me, nostalgia, realization, reference, satire, should, wait

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