49 Funny history quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: If you like true crime stories, I highly recommend the history of the Catholic Church.

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  1 month ago

  Share →: My search history is filled with me googling regular words just to make sure I’m using them right.

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  2 months ago

  Share →: “Stop talking about old drama!” God forbid a girl and her bestie enjoy their history lessons.

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I figured out how they built the pyramids. No internet.

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  3 months ago

  Share →: My guardian angel is taking the longest smoking break in recorded history.

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I wonder if the fall of Rome was this stupid.

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Egyptians did pretty well for a civilization that wrote entirely in emoji.

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  3 months ago

  Share →: For the first time in history, you can simply post “He’s an idiot” and 90% of the world will know whom you’re talking about.

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Everyone thinks they will be the first person in history to maintain their dignity while posting online.

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