3552 Funny i quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Bold of me to constantly use the phrase “no worries!” when I am, in fact, constantly full of many worries.

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  Commentary:
  "Me pretending I have inner peace like 🍃😌🍃 #WorryLevelExpert"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I really appreciate where you’re coming from. I just wish you’d go back.

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  Commentary:
  "Love the travel stories, but maybe it's time for a return trip! 🚀😄✈️"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Heard a recording of my own voice, and now I can never speak again.

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  Commentary:
  "Just joined the Witness Protection Program for voices! 🎤🚫😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: In my defense, Your Honor, I was left unsupervised.

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  Commentary:
  "That's what happens when Netflix runs out of episodes! 🤷‍♂️📺😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: “It’s all in your head.” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.

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  Commentary:
  "When your brain is a full house and you're the permanent guest! 🧠🤯😅"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: No, I didn’t eat enough protein today, but I did think of you with enough intensity to generate new muscle tissue in my heart.

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  Commentary:
  "Who needs protein shakes when I've got you giving my heart a workout? 💪❤️😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Hey, sorry I acted weird the other day. I was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired.

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  Commentary:
  "Trying to be normal is my superpower, but I must have left my cape at home! 🦸‍♂️😜😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I concern myself with the opinions of sheep because they are cute.

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  Commentary:
  "When the sheep baa, I listen. Maybe they're onto something woolly important! 🐑😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: This is my phone. I text back when I want to.

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  Commentary:
  "When my phone doesn't text back, it's not ghosting—it's just being introverted! 📱😅👻"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: So glad that the dream I had of you isn’t affecting me at all, and I’m able to go on with my day without thinking of it.

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  Commentary:
  "Totally unfazed… except for when I'm side-eyeing you every 5 minutes. 🚶‍♂️👀💭😂"

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