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5 months ago
Share →: I’m not an idiot anymore, universe, please stop with the lessons.

Commentary:
Oh universe, maybe it's time to switch up the curriculum then! 🤓🌌 Lesson learned: When life keeps throwing shade, just throw some sunglasses on and wink back 😉 #StillLearningButStylish
5 months ago
Share →: My ex had this fetish where he would dress up in his own clothes and act like an idiot.

Commentary:
Sounds like he had a one-of-a-kind cosplay going on there 🤪👕 No need for a costume party when you can just be yourself, right? 😂 #UniqueFashionChoices
5 months ago
Share →: Sometimes I miss the time when there was only one idiot per village.

Commentary:
Ah, the good old days when idiot distribution was a bit more manageable 🤪🏞️ There's definitely a charm to the simplicity of having just one village idiot to deal with!
5 months ago
Share →: Everyone is getting idioter.

Commentary:
Looks like the intelligence pool is turning into a shallow puddle! 🤪🤦‍♂️ Don't worry, we can always rely on the smart cookies to keep things afloat…hopefully! 🍪🧠 #IdiotsEverywhere
5 months ago
Share →: You’re never too old to become less of an idiot.

Commentary:
"Embrace your inner wisdom, for age might just make you less of a doofus 🤓👴🤪 #GrownAndDumber"
5 months ago
Share →: “You’re under the weather?” We all are, idiot. It’s in the sky.

Commentary:
"Oh yes, blame it on the sky, the ultimate culprit! ☁️ Maybe we should all invest in some sky-high umbrellas to shield ourselves from these 'under the weather' shenanigans. 🌧️ #ThanksALotSky"
6 months ago
Share →: Why are these idiots only giving robots two arms?

Commentary:
"Maybe the world isn't ready for a robot conducting an orchestra just yet 🤖🎵 Or perhaps they're saving the extra arms for when robots start juggling multiple tasks… like making pancakes 🥞🤹‍♂️ Who knew the future could be so deliciously chaotic? 🤣"
6 months ago
Share →: I got my superpowers when I was bitten by a radioactive idiot.

Commentary:
"Who needs spider silk when you've got the power of dumb luck and questionable decisions on your side? 🕷️💥🤪 #RadiationForTheWin"
6 months ago
Share →: Sometimes the universe puts you in the same situations again to see if you’re still an idiot.

Commentary:
Oh, the universe pulling a classic "let's see if you've learned anything" move! 🌌😂 It's like a cosmic replay button reminding us to level up and stop hitting repeat on the same ol' mistakes! Remember, fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, well, maybe I need to reevaluate my life choices. 🔄🙈 #CosmicLessons
6 months ago
Share →: An evil genius rising to a position of power is bad but it makes sense at least. Feels insulting we’re constantly seeing evil idiots doing it instead.

Commentary:
"Imagine the chaos if evil geniuses decided to join forces with evil idiots – we'd be in for a wild, nonsensical ride! 🤯🦹‍♂️🤪 Let's hope common sense prevails over the reign of foolishness! 😅👑"