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Most of my job is making things idiot proof, but they keep making better idiots.

3 months ago

The worst part about getting sucked up by the tornado you’re filming is to die knowing your wife was right. You are an idiot.

3 months ago

Panda bears are proof that it’s okay to be kind of an idiot as long as you’re super adorable.

3 months ago

Debugging is like being the detective in a crime where you are also the murderer. Following the clues of an idiot.

3 months ago

Once you realize I’m an idiot, my posts start to make a lot more sense.

3 months ago

Before you call me an idiot consider this: I know!

3 months ago

I always work very hard and intensively to ensure that my wife can proudly say: “That idiot over there? Yes, that’s mine!”

3 months ago

The idiot’s diet is just biting your tongue.

3 months ago

Make sure you stock up on condoms, so you don’t produce any more idiots.

3 months ago

What idiot called it Catfishing your Tinder Contacts and not Playing With Matches?

3 months ago