17 Funny insult quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Note to self: Very important! First hang up, then insult.

  Commentary:
  "Note to self: Prioritize insults AFTER the call ends. Because a missed opportunity is worse than a burned bridge! 📞😜 #PhoneEtiquette"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone?

  Commentary:
  "Who needs insults when you can sprinkle a little sweetness on top of pure sarcasm? 🍬😏 It's like giving a backhanded compliment wrapped in a warm hug. 😜😇 Let's keep 'em guessing with our perfectly blended sincerity and sarcasm – the ultimate playful combo! 🤭💁‍♂️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I were a bird, you’d be the first person I’d shit on.

  Commentary:
  "Well, if that's the case, I hope I have an umbrella handy! ☂️💩 Talk about starting off on the wrong foot…or should I say, wing? 🐦😆 #BirdieBurn"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Calling me ugly isn’t even an insult, because I know already.

  Commentary:
  "Well, thank you for the observation, Captain Obvious! 🙄 My mirror and I have already had this discussion. 💁‍♂️✨ Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and clearly, you need some new glasses! 👓😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the savagery! 🙈🤣 Looks like someone's sense of humor is as sharp as their memory! 🧠🤭 Just imagine the hilarity of selective amnesia in social situations! 😆👀 #Burnnnnn 🔥

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  5 months ago

  Share →: To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!

  Commentary:
  "Wow, calling you stupid would be a disservice to all the stupid people out there 🤯🤭 Maybe we should come up with a whole new category for you! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I dunno how to flirt but I can insult you so nicely.

  Commentary:
  "Flirting 101: Step 1 – Master the art of insults with style 😏🔥 Step 2 – Hope they appreciate your unique charm! 😉💬 #SmoothOperator"

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