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42 Funny insult quotes

Funny insult quotes bring a hilarious twist to witty comebacks and playful banter 😄🔥 Whether you’re looking to roast a friend or just brighten your day with some cheeky humor, these clever lines pack a punch without crossing the line 🎯😂 Get ready to laugh, snort, and maybe even clap back with style—because sometimes, the best burns come wrapped in a good laugh! 🎉💬

Your boos don’t mean anything to me. I’ve seen what you people cheer for!

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Daffodil totally sounds like an insult, you blooming daffodil.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

One thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks I’m dumb.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

You give my middle finger an erection.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

When you really want to slap someone, do it and say, “Mosquito!

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

“It’s not that deep.” Of course it’s not. With a shallow mind like yours, nothing ever is.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

There’s a special place in hell for people like you (next to me).

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

“At your big age” is one of my favorite insults.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Prime numbers are so cunty. Like okay, diva — only divisible by yourself?

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

You look like the kind of person whose recorded calls have been used for training purposes.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

You look like something I drew with my left hand.

Posted on6 months ago

You look like you suck at Mario Kart.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Insulting me won’t work. I already said that to myself earlier.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

“Don’t take this the wrong way!” Translation: Prepare for insult.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Gonna end every insult with “but in a good way”.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Note to self: Very important! First hang up, then insult.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

Why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone?

Posted onJan 21, 2025

If I were a bird, you’d be the first person I’d shit on.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

Calling me ugly isn’t even an insult, because I know already.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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