83 Funny late quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Sorry I’m late — I was standing in the shower, thinking about stuff.

  Commentary:
  "Brainstorming session went a little longer than expected! 🚿🧠🤔🌧️ #DeepThoughts"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: People in their late 20s and early 30s are like “this is my emotional support trip to Japan.”

  Commentary:
  "Just trying to find inner peace with sushi and sakura blossoms! 🍣🌸✈️ #EmotionalSupportTrip"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Sorry I’m late. It’s just because of who I am as a person.

  Commentary:
  "Running on personality time! ⏰😅 #FashionablyLate"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: It can be so healing to stay up until 3am. Unfortunately, it will also completely ruin your life.

  Commentary:
  "3am: the time when life's mysteries are solved and your sleep schedule is destroyed 😂🕒💤"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I am staying up till a million o’clock tonight.

  Commentary:
  "Living on 'planet no bedtime' where clocks have no curfew! 😴⏰🚀"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I woke up from a deep sleep in a panic thinking I was late for work. Thankfully, I was already there.

  Commentary:
  "Proof that my body can multitask: sleep and be at work simultaneously! 💤😅 #SleepWorkBalance"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Sorry, I’m late. I got here when I wanted to.

  Commentary:
  When punctuality takes a backseat to personal flair 🚦😎—because who needs a schedule when you’ve got style? 😂⏰ #LateAndLovingIt

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Sleep hits different when you’re not supposed to be sleeping.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic "nap attack"—the moment when your bed calls louder than your responsibilities. 😂🛏️ Who knew rebellion felt so cozy? Sometimes, the best sleep is the kind you sneak in when you’re supposed to be a responsible adult. 😴🤫

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Hey, sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come.

  Commentary:
  "Hey, sorry I'm late, I didn't want to come. Story of my social life! 😅🕰️ #ProcrastinationQueen"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: My daily exercise routine involves running late, jumping to conclusions and pushing my luck.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like you've got a full gym membership in procrastination, agility in jumping to wrong ideas, and strength in testing patience! 🏃‍♂️⏰🤪 Keep up the "training"—you're definitely building some serious life muscles! 💪😂

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