19 Funny law quotes

• Cops wake up Christmas morning excited as hell to ignore their family and go sit on the highway with a radar gun for 10 hours.

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  6 days ago

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• December calories don’t count. That’s the law.

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  2 weeks ago

  calorie, count, December, diet, eating, festive, food, holiday, humor, indulgence, law

• If you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia, you risk getting stoned.

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  3 weeks ago

  Arabia, drug, drug law, getting, humor, joke, law, pot, risk, saudi, Saudi Arabia, smoke, stoned, wordplay

• I think every app should, by law, let you deactivate all of its short-form video content.

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  4 weeks ago

  app, content, control, deactivate, every, i, law, let, media, short-form, short-form video, should, social, social media, think, user, user control, video, video content

• Tailgating me while I’m going 90 in a 45 is crazy. And those red and blue lights on top of your car look stupid, btw, lol.

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  1 month ago

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• I wonder how long you could drive in a roundabout before a cop would be like, hey, you can’t do that anymore.

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  2 months ago

  before, cop, drive, driving, enforcement, humor, i, law, law enforcement, police, question, roundabout, traffic, wonder

• I can’t believe I’m supposed to obey ALL the traffic laws ALL the time.

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  2 months ago

  belief, believe, compliance, driving, humor, i, irony, law, obey, rule, time, traffic, traffic law

• People found guilty of not using punctuation deserve the longest sentence possible.

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  2 months ago

  comedy, deserve, found, grammar, guilty, humor, law, people, punctuation, sentence, writing

• If you knock down a policeman, they’ll get backup.

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  2 months ago

  backup, enforcement, humor, irony, knock, knock down, law, law enforcement, policeman

• The police said I was a ‘suspect’, but I prefer being called a ‘person of interest’.

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  2 months ago

  being, humor, i, interest, law, person, person of interest, police, suspect, wordplay

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