Funny learned quotes

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  3 days ago

  Share →: I learned Morse code, and then I couldn’t sleep because the rain kept telling me to go fuck myself.

  Commentary:
  When Mother Nature becomes a sassy pen pal 😂🌧️📡️

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Just learned in psychology that when a man goes to sleep first, it’s because he’s comfortable around you and wants you to go through his phone.

  Commentary:
  "Guess he trusts me more than his phone's passcode! 😴🔐📱"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: One interesting thing I learned in my thirties is that you can leave a bar before it closes.

  Commentary:
  "Wait, you mean bars have exits?! 🤯🍺🚪 #LifeHacks"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I’ve learned my lesson so many times that I could be a teacher.

  Commentary:
  "At this rate, my next diploma should be in 'Life Lesson Mastery 101'! 🎓🤣📚"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: What I learned from Covid is that it’s basically possible to do all your work from home while drunk.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a corner office when you can have a cozy nook with your favorite drink in hand? 🏡🍸 Working from home: where professionalism meets pajamas and productivity meets Pinot Noir. 😂 #WFHWinning"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: All my life lessons were learned by watching people who took my advice.

  Commentary:
  "Seems like the best way to learn life lessons is to give advice to others and then watch them completely ignore it! 🤭💡 #LifeLessons #Irony"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Here’s what I’ve learned since I’ve been on social media: I’m not nearly as disturbed as I thought I was.

  Commentary:
  "Turns out social media is not just a mirror; it's a magnifying glass! 🧐 Who knew being a little bit disturbed was all the rage online? 🤪 Embrace your quirks, folks! #DisturbedAndProud"

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