Funny learned quotes — Wordgag ツ

I’ve just learned terrible news. My department at work is planning a team-building retreat. Thank you for your thoughts during this difficult time.

2 days ago2 days ago

If it’s one thing we’ve learned hiking, it’s the early bird that gets the face full of spiderwebs.

1 week ago1 week ago

I learned Morse code, and then I couldn’t sleep because the rain kept telling me to go fuck myself.

2 months ago2 months ago

Just learned in psychology that when a man goes to sleep first, it’s because he’s comfortable around you and wants you to go through his phone.

2 months ago2 months ago

One interesting thing I learned in my thirties is that you can leave a bar before it closes.

2 months ago2 months ago

I’ve learned my lesson so many times that I could be a teacher.

4 months ago4 months ago

What I learned from Covid is that it’s basically possible to do all your work from home while drunk.

5 months ago5 months ago

All my life lessons were learned by watching people who took my advice.

Jan 28, 2025

Here’s what I’ve learned since I’ve been on social media: I’m not nearly as disturbed as I thought I was.

Jan 28, 2025