14 Funny learned quotes

• I’ve learned the best way to find something that I’ve lost is to buy a replacement one, to make the lost one spontaneously appear.

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  2 weeks ago

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• Ever since I learned about the concept of networking, I knew I was going to have to do everything alone and do it the hard way.

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  4 weeks ago

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• I learned Morse code, and then I couldn’t sleep because the rain kept telling me to go fuck myself.

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  2 months ago

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• Just learned in psychology that when a man goes to sleep first, it’s because he’s comfortable around you and wants you to go through his phone.

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  2 months ago

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• One interesting thing I learned in my thirties is that you can leave a bar before it closes.

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  2 months ago

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• I’ve learned my lesson so many times that I could be a teacher.

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  2 months ago

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• What I learned from Covid is that it’s basically possible to do all your work from home while drunk.

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  2 months ago

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• All my life lessons were learned by watching people who took my advice.

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  2 months ago

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• Here’s what I’ve learned since I’ve been on social media: I’m not nearly as disturbed as I thought I was.

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  2 months ago

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• Today I learned that up to half of the worker ants in a colony are only pretending to work, just looking busy so they don’t get tasked with anything. I respect ants so much more.

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  3 months ago

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