43 Funny list quotes

• They’re bluffing when they say you can still get knocked off the nice list this late in the game. Santa’s been delivering gifts in Japan for hours by now; that list is locked. Do whatever you want.

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  5 hours ago

  Christmas, deadline, excuse, game, gift, gifts, holiday, hours, humor, Japan, late, list, locked, nice, nice list, procrastination, Santa, say, still, want, whatever

• Full-time employment will have you making lists of thoughts to think.

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  3 weeks ago

  employment, full-time, humor, job, list, lists, load, making, mental, mental load, productivity, think, thinking, thought, thoughts, work

• I’m really into writing short fiction, mainly to-do lists.

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  1 month ago

  creative, creative writing, fiction, humor, joke, list, lists, productivity, short, short fiction, to-do, to-do list, writing

• My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list that I was making, and now, I can’t read anything.

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  2 months ago

  anything, asked, humor, i, ketchup, list, making, me, misunderstanding, put, read, reading, shopping, shopping list, wife

• “I’m currently not accepting new items on my to-do list.”

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  2 months ago

  busy, humor, items, list, new, procrastination, task, to-do, to-do list, workload

• I hate it when someone asks me what I did yesterday. I don’t know. Breathed a lot, probably got mad at something … sighed heavily. The list goes on.

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  2 months ago

  anger, annoyance, breathing, daily, daily routine, frustration, got, hate, humor, i, know, list, lot, mad, me, routine, sarcasm, sigh, someone, something, yesterday

• When I’m in a good mood, I go to my blocked list and release one or two prisoners.

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  2 months ago

  blocked, blocking, digital, digital life, good, humor, i, life, list, media, mood, prisoners, release, social, social media

• Sometimes, after I’ve completed a task that wasn’t on my to-do list, I’ll add it and then cross it off for the free dopamine boost.

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  2 months ago

  add, after, boost, chores, cross, dopamine, free, humor, list, motivation, procrastination, productivity, self-care, sometimes, task

• They should list at least one alien “as himself” in the Star Wars credits.

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  2 months ago

  alien, credits, entertainment, fiction, fun, humor, joke, least, list, movie, science, science fiction, should, star, Star Wars, wars

• Of course I wrote a grocery list. I carefully wrote it all down and then didn’t bring it with me, like my mother and her mother before her.

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  2 months ago

  before, bring, carefully, course, everyday, everyday life, family, forgetfulness, grocery, grocery list, humor, i, life, list, me, mother, procrastination, tradition

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