Saw an article on "100 things to do before you die." Was surprised Call 911 didn't make the list.

Saw an article on “100 things to do before you die.” Was surprised Call 911 didn’t make the list.

Commentary:
🚑💡 "Saw an article on '100 things to do before you die.' Apparently, calling 911 didn't make the cut! Guess some thrills are just too intense for that bucket list! 🤣"

Santa Claus isn't real. Ain't no man checking a list twice.

Santa Claus isn’t real. Ain’t no man checking a list twice.

Commentary:
Well, well, well, looks like someone is on the naughty list! 😜🎅 Maybe Santa isn't real, but hey, at least someone is making sure we all behave…right? 😉📜 #ListCheckingGoals

I’ve got the longest to-do list for today, just need to figure out who is going to do it.

I’ve got the longest to-do list for today, just need to figure out who is going to do it.

Commentary:
"Looks like even your to-do list needs a to-do list! 📝😆 Who needs a personal assistant when you've got jokes like these! 💁‍♂️ #ProcrastinationNation"

Santa doesn’t check the naughty list anymore, he just checks social media.

Santa doesn’t check the naughty list anymore, he just checks social media.

Commentary:
Oh, Santa has upgraded to social media surveillance 🎅📱! Keeping tabs on who's been naughty or nice through Instagram filters and Twitter threads.📸🎄 Let's hope he doesn't get distracted by cat videos or TikTok challenges! 😂🎅📲 #SantaStalkingOnline

I don't even want to talk about the things I had to do to that elf to get back on the nice list.

I don’t even want to talk about the things I had to do to that elf to get back on the nice list.

Commentary:
Looks like someone really pushed the limits of holiday spirit! 🎅🧝‍♂️ Let's just hope Santa doesn't have CCTV footage of that incident. 📹😂 Remember, desperate times call for desperate measures! 🤭🎁

After my death, I'll be very busy. The list of people to whom I want to appear as a ghost is getting longer every day.

After my death, I’ll be very busy. The list of people to whom I want to appear as a ghost is getting longer every day.

Commentary:
"Looks like even in the afterlife, this person is planning to have a social calendar busier than the Kardashians! 👻💁‍♂️ Better make sure to RSVP in advance to meet this ghostly VIP! 😄 #AfterlifeGoals"

At the grocery store, but forgot my wife's list so I guess I'll just follow this other guy around and get what he gets.

At the grocery store, but forgot my wife’s list so I guess I’ll just follow this other guy around and get what he gets.

Commentary:
Looks like an impromptu grocery shopping adventure with a side of unexpected bonding 🛒😄 Who knew forgetting your wife's list could lead to a new shopping buddy! #ShoppingGoals

There should be an Amazon driver at the Mall during the holidays so adults can sit on their lap and tell them what they want.

There should be an Amazon driver at the Mall during the holidays so adults can sit on their lap and tell them what they want.

Commentary:
"Move over, Santa! 🎅🏻 Who needs the North Pole when you've got Amazon Prime? 🎁🚚 Let's make some cyber wishes come true, one delivery at a time! 🛍️💬 #NewAgeSanta"

Adding “scroll for two hours” to my To-Do list, so I won’t do it.

Adding “scroll for two hours” to my To-Do list, so I won’t do it.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic productivity hack of scheduling procrastination 😉📜 Who hasn't fallen into the endless scroll trap instead of ticking off tasks? Maybe we should add 'scrolling champion' to our resume! 🏅 #ProductivityGoals"

Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year. Most of the time. Once in a while. Never mind, I’ll buy my own stuff.

Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year. Most of the time. Once in a while. Never mind, I’ll buy my own stuff.

Commentary:
🎅🏼 "Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year. Most of the time. Once in a while. Never mind, I’ll buy my own stuff." 🤣 Looks like someone is mastering the art of independence and self-reliance! Who needs Santa when you've got your own shopping skills? 🛍️💁‍♂️ Just remember to treat yourself extra nice this holiday season – you deserve it! 😉✨