45 Funny list quotes

• Sex is fine, but have you ever completed every single thing on your to-do list?

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  5 hours ago

  completion, ever, fine, humor, list, priorities, productivity, sex, single, thing, to-do, to-do list

• My résumé is really just a list of things I hope I never have to do again.

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  14 hours ago

  again, career, experience, hope, humor, i, job, just, list, never, resume, task, things, work

• You have a bucket list, I have my head in a bucket, we are not the same.

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  16 hours ago

  bucket, bucket list, comparison, head, humor, i, life, life perspective, list, perspective, same

• Sometimes I do this fun little thing, where I take the time to write a grocery list, and then I forget it at home.

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  17 hours ago

  activity, forget, fun, fun activity, grocery, grocery list, home, i, list, little, memory, organization, shopping, sometimes, take, thing, time, where

• If I unsubscribe from your email list, I definitely do not need you to send a follow-up email to confirm.

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  22 hours ago

  annoyance, confirm, confirmation, definitely, email, email list, email marketing, follow up, follow-up email, humor, i, list, marketing, need, send, unsubscribe

• After a lot of experience, I can conclude that one can never actually cross “washing dishes” off the to-do list.

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  1 day ago

  actually, after, chore, cross, daily, daily life, dish, dishes, experience, household, household task, humor, i, life, list, lot, never, task, to-do, to-do list, washing, washing dish

• To-do list: bite the hand that feeds me, put all my eggs in one basket, kill two birds with one stone, let the cat out of the bag, think inside the box, burn bridges, walk on thin ice, play with fire.

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  1 day ago

  bag, basket, bird, birds, bite, bite hand, box, bridge, bridges, burn, burn bridge, cat, egg, eggs, feeds, fire, hand, ice, idiom, inside, kill, let, list, me, play, put, stone, thin, think, to-do, to-do list, walk

• The Netflix “Recommended For You” list is why I have trust issues.

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  1 day ago

  entertainment, humor, i, issue, issues, list, Netflix, recommendation, streaming, trust, trust issue, why

• Crossing things off my to-do list… I didn’t do them, I just don’t want them on my list anymore.

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  2 days ago

  crossing, humor, i, joke, just, list, list management, management, motivation, procrastination, productivity, task, things, to-do, to-do list, want

• It’s always a huge relief when I’m reading a list of symptoms of a deadly disease, and it says unexplained weight loss.

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  2 days ago

  always, anxiety, deadly, deadly disease, disease, health, huge, humor, joke, list, loss, reading, relief, symptom, symptoms, unexplained, unexplained weight loss, weight

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