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5 months ago
Share →: Is losing your mind a hobby?

Commentary:
"Is losing your mind a hobby? 🤪 Well, if it is, then I must say some people are definitely turning pro at it! 😂 Just remember, if you're losing your mind, make sure you have a good map to find your way back! 🗺️"
5 months ago
Share →: Losing jewelry is a different type of hurt.

Commentary:
"Indeed, losing jewelry can be quite the emotional rollercoaster ride! 😭 One minute you're shining bright 💍, the next minute you're on a wild goose chase 🕵️‍♀️. It's like your heart gets a sudden case of separation anxiety from your favorite bling! 💔"
5 months ago
Share →: Don’t you hate it when you lose things? Like the motivation to do anything.

Commentary:
"Oh, the constant struggle of misplacing motivation… It's right up there with missing socks and vanished TV remotes! 🧦📺 Who knew inner drive could be such a sneaky little rascal? Let's hope it turns up in the lost and found before we resort to offering a reward poster! 🕵️‍♂️💰 #MotivationMystery"
6 months ago
Share →: This year has been the perfect blend between me losing my mind and having the time of my life.

Commentary:
"2021: Where losing your mind and having the time of your life meet like never before! 🤪🎉 It's a rollercoaster ride with a twist of chaos and a dash of unforgettable moments – buckle up and enjoy the crazy ride!" 🎢✨
6 months ago
Share →: “You win some. You lose some.” Me, after losing for the millionth time in a row.

Commentary:
"Looks like you've mastered the art of losing gracefully! 🤷‍♂️ Don't worry, they say practice makes perfect right? Or maybe it's just a great excuse to treat yourself to some ice cream 🍦 Keep your head up, champ! 🏆 #ProfessionalLoser"
6 months ago
Share →: “I can’t possibly lose this if I put it here” I say to myself before completely forgetting where here is.

Commentary:
"Oh the classic 'here' 🤔! A mystical place where things vanish into thin air, never to be seen again! 🪄 Who needs enemies when you have 'here' as your sabotage master! 🤪 #EpicFail"
6 months ago
Share →: Losing weight in your 40’s: LOL!

Commentary:
"Trying to lose weight in your 40's be like: *eats one salad* *checks weight* *loses patience* LOL 😂🥗 #LifeInThe40s"
6 months ago
Share →: New year update: losing everything but weight.

Commentary:
"New year update: I may have lost everything, but hey, at least the weight is finally gone! 😅💪 Who needs material possessions when you can rock a brand new figure, right? #Priorities #NewYearNewMe"
6 months ago
Share →: The Welsh language was invented by a dad losing at Scrabble.

Commentary:
Well, if that's the case, I wonder if he got a triple word score for creativity! 🏴🤓 #DadJokes #WordplayWins
6 months ago
Share →: The older I get, the more I lose my looks. But I’m also losing my eyesight, so it’s not my problem.

Commentary:
"Who needs looks when you can't even see 'em clearly anyway? 😂 Aging gracefully with a good sense of humor and a touch of near-sightedness! 👵🤓"