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4 weeks ago
Share →: Whoops, lost myself for about eight years there.

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"BRB, just took a detour through the Twilight Zone! ⏳😂🚀"
1 month ago
Share →: Not eating the cookie I’m craving. I better wake up skinny tomorrow.

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"Me skipping the midnight cookie: tomorrow, I'm expecting to wake up as a runway model. 😂🍪💃"
1 month ago
Share →: Being a woman is hard. You always want to buy something, slap someone, lose weight and eat something sweet.

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"Sounds like the ultimate multitasking workout! 🛍️🤦‍♀️💪🍫😂"
2 months ago
Share →: Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.

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Ah, the classic quest for the elusive “skinny” flavor—because nothing beats the feeling of literally starving for that perfect moment of satisfaction! 😂🍎 Remember, balance is key, and sometimes a slice of pizza is just as good as a run on the treadmill! 🍕🏃‍♀️💫
2 months ago
Share →: How many exercise videos do you have to buy before you get some results?

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"Oh, the age-old question of fitness enthusiasts everywhere! 💪📺 It's like a never-ending cycle of buying exercise videos in the hopes that maybe this time, this workout will be the magical one to transform us into fitness gods and goddesses! 🧘‍♂️🏋️‍♀️ Just remember, the true workout starts when you actually press play! 😉 #FitnessStruggles"
2 months ago
Share →: Of all the things to lose, why couldn’t it have been my appetite and not my mind?

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😂🤦‍♂️ "Of all the things to lose, why couldn’t it have been my appetite and not my mind?" Classic case of priorities gone awry! Who needs a missing appetite when you have a wandering mind making unexpected disappearances? 🤪 Just imagine misplacing your appetite and finding it curled up with your socks in the laundry basket! 🧐 #LostAppetiteBrainStillIntact
2 months ago
Share →: Lost another rap battle by just agreeing with everything the other guy said.

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Looks like someone took the concept of "go with the flow" a bit too literally! 🤣 Clearly, they were trying to win with their superior skills in nodding and thumbs-upping. 🙌 Maybe next time they should consider throwing in a mic drop for good measure! 🎤🤷‍♂️ #AgreeToDisagree
3 months ago
Share →: I didn’t lose a girlfriend, I gained an enemy.

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"Who needs a girlfriend when you can have an arch-nemesis instead? 😂💔 Watch out, we've got a superhero in the making!"
3 months ago
Share →: How to have flat stomach: remove all of your organs.

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"Who needs organs anyway? 🤷‍♀️ Just decorate your insides with some fancy plants and voilà, instant flat stomach! 🌿 Who knew being an empty vessel could be so trendy? 😂 #OrganFreeDiet"
3 months ago
Share →: Of all the things to lose why couldn’t it have been my appetite and not my mind.

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"Ah, the eternal struggle between waistline and brain cells. If only we could misplace our cravings instead of our keys – we'd all be so much smarter, and much hungrier!"