56 Funny loss quotes

• Gyms are empty because they’re all on weight loss drugs.

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  5 days ago

  drug, drugs, empty, empty gym, fitness, gym, humor, loss, weight, weight loss

• The Face ID on my phone won’t work until it sees the loss of hope in my eyes.

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  6 days ago

  eyes, face, Face ID, frustration, hope, humor, ID, loss, loss of hope, phone, technology, work

• Losing weight is basically all about being cold 90% of the time.

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  6 days ago

  90, being, body, body temperature, cold, dieting, humor, losing, loss, temperature, time, weight, weight loss

• My New Year’s resolution is to be less presumptuous and rude to others. I’ll bet yours is to lose weight, isn’t it?

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  6 days ago

  bet, humor, less, lose, loss, new, New Year’s resolution, others, presumption, resolution, rude, rudeness, sarcasm, weight, weight loss, year’s, yours

• If consuming too much caffeine causes short-term memory loss, just imagine what consuming too much caffeine can do.

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  6 days ago

  addiction, caffeine, coffee, humor, imagine, just, loss, memory, much, short-term, short-term memory loss, too

• The best weight you’ll ever lose is the weight of other people’s opinions.

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  6 days ago

  best, confidence, ever, humor, lose, loss, motivation, opinion, opinions, self, self-confidence, weight, weight loss, wisdom

• That moment when it’s January in a couple of weeks, and you realize you are still trying to lose weight from last January.

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  6 days ago

  couple, diet, humor, January, last, lose, loss, moment, new, new year resolution, passing, procrastination, realize, resolution, still, time, time passing, trying, weeks, weight, weight loss, year

• At this point, the only thing that can heal me is memory loss.

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  6 days ago

  coping, emotional, emotional pain, heal, healing, health, humor, loss, me, memory, memory loss, mental, mental health, only, pain, point, sarcasm, thing

• Accidentally said I was on a diet instead of in a calorie deficit, and now everyone knows I’m from the 1900s.

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  7 days ago

  1900s, accidentally, calorie, calorie deficit, deficit, diet, everyone, food, humor, i, knows, loss, mistake, old fashioned, old-fashioned phrase, phrase, said, weight, weight loss

• Despite removing all the stains, I still lost my job as a church window cleaner.

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  1 week ago

  church, cleaner, cleaning, humor, i, job, job loss, loss, lost, removal, stain, stain removal, stains, still, window, window cleaner

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