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- How do I become a billionaire by 9 a.m. Monday? Please, it’s urgent.
- I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. I can put off multiple things at once.
- It always takes me an hour to get ready. 45 minutes for doing nothing and 15 hectic minutes for the rest.
- It is very hard to set aside the time to do your taxes when you are really busy doing other things like eating a snack or looking around the room.
- I’ve done the math: If the month had 10 days, I would get by with my money.
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Top Funny Management Quotes 🔥
- If you meet me and I’m talking to myself, just keep walking. I’m self-employed and I’m in a meeting with senior management.
- I’ve done the math: If the month had 10 days, I would get by with my money.
- Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.
- Workplace Wrapped: you had 60k minutes of meetings this year that could’ve been an email.
- My boss wants me to train some other employees so it’s pretty obvious he has no idea I am completely incompetent.
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