86 Funny management quotes

• “Full-time” should be 20 hours max, man. This is ridiculous. I’ve got other stuff to do.

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  2 weeks ago

  20, frustration, full-time, got, hours, humor, man, management, max, ridiculous, should, stuff, time, time management, work, work hours, workload

• When you realize a 9 to 5 is actually an 8 to 7, since you cannot teleport to work.

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  2 weeks ago

  5, 8, 9, actually, commute, hours, humor, job, management, realize, teleport, teleportation, time, time management, work, work hours

• Yes, we absolutely can push our meeting to sometime after the new year, or mid-March, or the year after next, or never.

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  3 weeks ago

  absolutely, after, delay, humor, management, meeting, never, new, next, procrastination, push, sarcasm, scheduling, time, time management, year, yes

• My superpower is wasting time I don’t even have.

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  3 weeks ago

  even, humor, i, management, procrastination, superpower, time, time management, wasting, wasting time

• I run every day for 30 minutes. If I miss a day, I add 30 minutes to the next day. This has truly been a game changer. Tomorrow I’m supposed to run for 3 weeks.

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  3 weeks ago

  3, 30, add, day, every, exaggeration, exercise, game, humor, i, management, minutes, miss, next, procrastination, run, running, time, time management, tomorrow, truly, weeks, workout

• The reason most of us stay up late is because we don’t want our free time to end, and tomorrow to start.

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  4 weeks ago

  bedtime, end, free, free time, late, management, most, night, procrastination, reason, sleep, start, stay, stay up late, time, time management, tomorrow, us, want

• Every morning I wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made.

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  1 month ago

  anyone, decision, decisions, ever, every, humor, i, management, morning, procrastination, self-deprecation, time, time management, wake, wake up, worst, worst decision

• Not to be dramatic, but when I accidentally save a file twice and it adds that (1) at the end, it is the worst moment of my life.

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  1 month ago

  1, accidental, accidental save, accidentally, computer, computer frustration, digital, digital life, dramatic, duplication, end, file, file duplication, file management, file saving, frustration, funny moment, humor, i, life, management, moment, save, saving, technology, technology humor, twice, worst

• I hope one day I will sleep before midnight like normal humans do. Every day I sleep tomorrow, even yesterday I slept today.

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  1 month ago

  bedtime, before, day, even, every, hope, human, humans, humor, i, insomnia, management, midnight, normal, normal human, procrastination, sleep, time, time management, today, tomorrow, yesterday

• I did 30 minutes of chores, time for a 7-hour break.

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  1 month ago

  30, break, chore, chores, humor, i, laziness, management, minutes, procrastination, time, time management

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