Funny quotes management

31 Funny management quotes

It is very hard to set aside the time to do your taxes when you are really busy doing other things like eating a snack or looking around the room.

2 weeks ago

Sorry, the deadline for complaints was yesterday.

1 month ago

I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time.

1 month ago

Later is the best time to do anything.

1 month ago

Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.

1 month ago

Whoever came up with a 30 minute lunch break needs a 30 minute beating.

2 months ago

I don’t need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry!

2 months ago

Don’t invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

2 months ago

You say “multitask” like it’s a good thing.

3 months ago

Workplace Wrapped: you had 60k minutes of meetings this year that could’ve been an email.

3 months ago

My kids couldn’t care less about personal hygiene unless we are running late somewhere.

3 months ago

Daylight savings is not enough. You need to be daylight investing.

3 months ago

Welcome to parenting! The only hobbies you have left are the ones you can do in the bathroom.

3 months ago

If you meet me and I’m talking to myself, just keep walking. I’m self-employed and I’m in a meeting with senior management.

3 months ago

My boss wants me to train some other employees so it’s pretty obvious he has no idea I am completely incompetent.

3 months ago

Adding “scroll for two hours” to my To-Do list, so I won’t do it.

3 months ago

Once again, I have fallen for life’s biggest scam: being two hours early for a flight only for security to take roughly seven minutes.

3 months ago

I set my alarms extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up.

3 months ago

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but there’s only 365 shopping days left until Christmas.

3 months ago

Sleeping in now means waking up without the alarm clock, but still at the same time.

3 months ago