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Shy with a mean resting face is a crazy combo.

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When I am calculating any risk, I think to myself: is this first cat life behavior? Or ninth cat life behavior?

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Everyone’s gangsta until grandma grabs that wooden spoon.

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Old people get so mad when you’re young and tired.

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Hey, I noticed you’re not saying what I want.

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Normalize ending a hang-out abruptly by saying ‘I wanna go home now’ and then going home.

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As someone who was born in August, I find the word leotard extremely offensive.

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How soon into a new relationship should you let her know you’re an idiot?

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“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” I asked God to strike me dead with lightning.

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Maybe everyone can just pee outside from now on so I never have to clean the toilets again.

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You tell people you’re not trying to drink and they act like you just turned down 100k.

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Unfortunately, you have to almost worship the ground I walk on for me to believe you’re into me.

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Men are only nice for 3 weeks, then surprise you with another personality.

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When they ask “how was your weekend?” answer “better than yours” and maintain eye contact.

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My wife bought new towels and they’re different colors, so I know the entire color scheme of my house is about to change.

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Village life is when you send two kids out to play and six kids come back hungry.

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Divorcing my wife to focus on my porn addiction.

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Went for a run this morning. That bee was huge!

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You’d think someone in the room would’ve spoken up like “hey guys, maybe it’s a bad idea to make one ring to rule them all”.

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Instead of meeting any new people, I would much rather un-meet the ones I already know.

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Not to brag, but I skipped my mid-life crisis and went straight to cranky old man.

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Hey, sorry I can’t go out tonight. I already showered and got into bed, and now I’m busy rubbing my feet together like a little grasshopper.

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I love routine. Until I’m bored, then I love excitement. Until I’m overwhelmed, then I love routine.

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New challenge called “don’t say ‘wow it’s already dark by five these days’ for the rest of winter”

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My computer: Consider changing your password. Me: Consider fighting me in the streets.

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It’s called a “sports car” because getting out of one after 40 is a physical event.

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Today, I want to talk about underperforming continents. Antarctica, explain yourself.

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I didn’t really mind the voices in my head until one of them started their own podcast.

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I believe the IRS is days away from having a nuclear weapon.

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Welcome to your 40’s: it’s ten years of people saying “wait until you’re 50”.

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Choosing to ignore my strangely symbolic dream because I have a lot going on right now already.

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It’s like 10,000 steps when all you need is a nap.

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Job interview: Where do you see yourself in five years? Me: Hopefully on a sabbatical.

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The egg doesn’t swim to the sperm, girl. Never chase a man.

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The new generation will never know what heartbreak feels like with wired headphones that have a loose connection.

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If I could have immunity to anything I would pick calories.

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Boss: Why do I have to always come and find you? Me: Because a good employee is hard to find.

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I don’t always say something stupid. But when I do, I keep talking and make it worse.

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They say “When you snooze, you lose”… I say “When you take a nappy, you are happy.”

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Thank you all for attending my final rose ceremony. There will be no roses.

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