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Funny management quotes are the secret ingredient to lighten the mood and bring a smile to the workplace πŸ˜„. Whether you’re navigating tricky meetings or tackling endless to-do lists, these witty words of wisdom 😜 add a dash of humor to even the most serious situations. Dive into a world where leadership meets laughter πŸ˜‚, and discover how a clever quip can turn chaos into camaraderie. Who knew management could be this much fun? πŸŽ‰

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Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

The way Adele works for 6 months and then disappears for 7 years is very much the work-life balance I’m all about.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

August is almost over. September is next week. Time to pick out a Halloween costume and start your Christmas shopping. Happy New Year, everybody.

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

I need a new hobby that costs zero dollars and takes up 100% of my free time. So far, all I’ve come up with is mowing the lawn.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Showing up late with an iced coffee is not about poor time management, it’s about knowing how to make an entrance.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

You relax for 15 minutes after work, and next thing you know, it’s 10 p.m.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Stop rushing in the morning. You’re starting your day in panic mode.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Do people exist who manage to wash, dry, fold, and put away their laundry in the same day?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

ASAP can also mean as slow as possible.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Crossing things off my to-do list… I didn’t do them, I just don’t want them on my list anymore.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end, and tomorrow to start.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

It’s not a Sunday unless you completely waste it and then feel sad around 8 p.m.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

You can be anything. Be the person who ends meetings early.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Trying to squeeze in more nothingness today, but my schedule is already packed with procrastination!

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I hope one day I will sleep before midnight like normal humans do. Every day I sleep tomorrow, even yesterday I slept today.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I did 30 minutes of chores, time for a 7-hour break.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I invoiced my boss two extra hours for the dream I had about work last night. I’m considering that overtime.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The longer I work in corporate, the more I realize… Micromanaging is just insecurity dressed up as leadership.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

In terms of wasting time, today was very productive.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

People out here living double lives, and I’m barely even holding a single life together.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

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