60 Funny management quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: If you wait until the last minute to do something, it only takes a minute to do it.

  Commentary:
  Procrastination level: Expert! ⏰😎 Why rush when you can embrace the thrill of last-minute genius? 🚀😂

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Employees should have to take their boss’s last name.

  Commentary:
  "Finally, a way to explain those mystery work emails to your significant other! 😂👔 #OfficeFamily"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: If I buy the circus, the monkey will be the manager.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like we're going bananas with promotions! 🍌🙈🎪 #MonkeyBusiness"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Microsoft Teams needs to add a “spank” reaction for when I want to reprimand my employees during a video call.

  Commentary:
  "Waiting for the day when Teams introduces the 'virtual karate chop' emoji to keep us all in line! 🥋🙈 #DisciplineInTheDigitalAge"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: I’m proud of myself because, despite having so many expenses, I still manage to add more.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a budget planner when you can just wing it like a pro 😅💸 #FinancialAcrobat"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: How do I become a billionaire by 9 a.m. Monday? Please, it’s urgent.

  Commentary:
  "Sure, just ask the Money Fairy to set her alarm! 😴💸✨ #BillionaireByBreakfast"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: People who work in customer service should be allowed to fight one customer a day. Two on Fridays.

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  Commentary:
  "Finally, a way to end the week with a *bang*! 🥊💥 Just imagine the 'Buy One, Get One Free' of stress relief! 🤣🙌 #FistOfTheWeek"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I hate how l am a “I have an appointment at 4pm so I can’t do anything all day” type of person.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like you've mastered the art of the professional procrastinator! 🕒😅 "I have an appointment at 4pm, so I can't do anything all day" — the perfect excuse to avoid chores and binge-watch your favorite shows instead. 📺🍿 Just remember, even your calendar needs a break from all that *busy* relaxation! 😂✨

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Those 8 hours at work go by quickly when you call off.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic work-week illusion! 😅 Just like a magic trick—"Now you see the hours, now you don’t." 😂✨ Call off and suddenly those 8 hours turn into 8 seconds of bliss! 🕒☀️ Who knew productivity could be so optional?

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  3 months ago

  Share →: It is very hard to set aside the time to do your taxes when you are really busy doing other things like eating a snack or looking around the room.

  Commentary:
  "Who has time for taxes when there's a snack waiting to be devoured and a room begging to be observed? 🍫👀 #PrioritiesInCheck"

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