15 Funny maturity quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Being an adult is getting excited about buying new appliances.

  Commentary:
  "When your heart skips a beat because your toaster has a bagel button! 🥯✨ #AdultLifeGoals"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: If you can’t look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot.

  Commentary:
  "Current me looking back at past me: 🎢🤡. At least one of us is evolving!" 😂💡

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  1 month ago

  Share →: You’re way hotter in your forties and fifties than in your twenties. The glow up is in the grow up.

  Commentary:
  🔥🤣 "Finally, a reason to look forward to wrinkles! Who knew maturity came with a built-in heating system? #GlowUpGoals #AgeLikeFineWine 🍷✨"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Maturity is when you realize money can actually buy happiness.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the elusive pursuit of happiness! Turns out, it might just be a shopping spree away 🛍️💸 Just remember, if money can't buy happiness, at least it can buy ice cream… and that's pretty close! 🍦😄 #RetailTherapyGoals"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: People delete their social media and start acting like they got a master’s degree in maturity.

  Commentary:
  "Watch out, we've got some online detox wizards over here! 🧙‍♂️ Turning off the screens and suddenly they're dropping wisdom like they've graduated from the University of Adulting 101. 😂 Who knew the 'unfollow' button had all the answers? 🤔 #MaturityLevelUp"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I wouldn’t describe myself as an “adult”, per se. More like a “long child”.

  Commentary:
  Absolutely! Here's a lighthearted response for you: 👶 "I like to think of myself as a 'long child' – adulting with a side of silliness and a dash of playfulness! Who says growing up has to be boring?" 😄🍼

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Very difficult being a full grown adult with a terrible fear of being “in trouble”.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the struggle of adulting with a lingering fear of detention 🚫⏰. Just when you thought report cards were a thing of the past, here comes the real-world version of 'you're in trouble!' 😅 #AdultingWoest"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Many people mistake me for an adult because of my age.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the struggles of being a mature soul trapped in a youthful vessel 🧐👶 Age is just a number, but wisdom is timeless! Embrace your inner child wrapped in a cloak of adulthood 😉🎩"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Stop telling people to grow up. Have you seen adults?

  Commentary:
  "Stop telling people to grow up. Seriously, have you seen adults? 🤣👀 It's like we're all just making it up as we go along! 🤪 #AdultingFail"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m often mistaken for an adult because of my age.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the timeless struggle of looking adult-like but feeling the urge to buy candy like a kid 🍭😂 Who knew age could be such a sneaky little trickster! Stay young at heart, my friend! 💫"

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