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Someone from 🇲🇽 has downloaded:

Everyone deserves a day to lie in bed naked and be anti-social. Just sayin’.

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Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has viewed:

That very depressing moment when you find out the fire alarm that went off at work was just a test.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has downloaded:

“I could see myself living here,” I said, in a different city for more than 24 hours.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

Having a car is crazy cause you gotta take it to the car doctor.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

Men have nice skin because they stress out everyone but themselves.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has viewed:

You can tell a lot about someone by the stuff you make up in your head about them.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

My nickname in high school was “who?”

Someone from 🇰🇲 has viewed:

Only people who grew up before the internet will remember these: spelling, grammar and punctuation.

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Good things happen when you smile or when you’re naked.

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Shared recently on X:

Anyone know how to create an Outlook rule that sends every email to junk, deletes it, blocks the sender, and sets my laptop on fire?

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Today I ate vegetable lasagna… I don’t want to talk about it.

Just shared via Twitch:

Wait, making the right choices is an option?!

Making waves on Slack:

Remember when we had to smack the TV cause it wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about too many people.

Making waves on Telegram:

Landlord: I’m raising your rent. Me: Am I getting a bigger house?

Going viral on YouTube:

There should be a three-day weekend: one day to do nothing, one day to do something, and one day to do laundry.

Seen just now on Telegram:

This year should be named “things I never thought could happen”.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Bob is my nickname. Robert is my nicholasname.

Reported on Telegram:

I’m not moody; I’m just on shuffle.

Live now on X:

There are two quantities of popcorn: not enough and what have I done

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Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

Hell hath no fury like a toddler who lost the chance to push a button.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

Sometimes the universe puts you in the same situations again to see if you’re still an idiot.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has shared:

My parents often told me I would lose my own head if it wasn’t screwed on and now that I’m an adult, I want to know what tools I need to have it screwed off.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has shared:

I hate listening to a rapper that I used to adore, and they just don’t have it anymore.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

I’m a Leo so I just eat the other astrological signs.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has shared:

Women will invite you to shower with them, then cook you alive with a temperature of water you didn’t know existed.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

According to a study, people believe anything that starts with ‘according to a study’.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has bookmarked:

Working with children gives you so much in return. Lice, for example.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.

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Having little kids is great because I love spending hundreds of dollars each week to feed my floor and my trash can.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Discord:

Gonna tell my dentist that if I’m late, he should start without me.

Just shared via Slack:

Things I don’t want in my future house: An angry man.

Just landed via Discord:

You give my middle finger an erection.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Grateful for independence mostly because British food is gross.

Making waves on Facebook:

Does anyone know if it’s possible to buy the transcripts of audiobooks? Thanks!

Making waves on Messenger:

Halloween is the only day you can ghost someone and blame it on being festive.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I have this rare skin disease called perfect.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Of course I wrote a grocery list. I carefully wrote it all down and then didn’t bring it with me, like my mother and her mother before her.

Just landed via Threads:

Piñatas are a fun way to intentionally maim the guests at your party.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I’m gonna get my vasectomy done at Home Depot like a real man.

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