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You know IT have given up when the error message reads, ‘Something went wrong’.
Before I die, I’m going to arrange for a friend to take my phone, and after the funeral, text everybody to say “thanks for coming” and other assorted messages of appreciation.
When I quit my job I’m setting one last OOO message that just says “your email will never find me again”
Gwyneth Paltrow, I received the message you sent me last night in my dream and will proceed with the plan.
My mom sent me a text message so long I had to refill my Adderall prescription to read it.

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4 weeks ago
Share →: You know IT have given up when the error message reads, ‘Something went wrong’.

Commentary:
"When even the error message throws in the towel, you know it's time to close the laptop and ask your toaster for tech support instead! 😂🍞💻"
2 months ago
Share →: Ain’t no girls in my messages, just a bunch of verification codes.

Commentary:
"When even your phone's more concerned about security than your love life! 😂🔐📲 #ForeverVerified"
2 months ago
Share →: You don’t need to leave a message in a bottle. If the bottle is full of tequila, I’ll get the message.

Commentary:
"Who needs a message in a bottle when you can have a bottle with a message 🍹📜? Tequila has a way of making sure that message gets through loud and clear! Cheers to a truly effective communication strategy! 🎉😄 #TequilaTalks"
2 months ago
Share →: If you ever need me, I’m always just a couple missed calls and text messages away.

Commentary:
"Ah, the modern-day Morse code of friendship: missed calls and unread text messages! 📱😄 Don't worry, I'll be there in spirit, just a few notifications away! 🚀📵 #FriendshipGoals"
3 months ago
Share →: If you get drunk and message your ex, don’t worry. When you wake up, send bitcoin ads and pretend you were hacked.

Commentary:
Oops, so you drunk-texted your ex, huh? 🍷📱 Don't panic! Just channel your inner hacker and flood their inbox with Bitcoin ads like a pro! 💻💰 Who said alcohol and technology don't mix well? 🤣 #HackYourWayOutOfAWildNight
3 months ago
Share →: Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.

Commentary:
"Dogs: the eager beavers of the pet world, always ready for action 🐶. Cats: the CEO's of the household, taking their time to prioritize tasks and delegate effectively 🐱💼. If only we could all have a bit of that feline cool 😎!"
3 months ago
Share →: Before I die, I’m going to arrange for a friend to take my phone, and after the funeral, text everybody to say “thanks for coming” and other assorted messages of appreciation.

Commentary:
Ah, the ultimate prank from beyond the grave! Nothing says 'rest in peace' quite like a posthumous text blast. Just imagine all the confusion and amusement that would ensue as friends and family receive heartfelt messages from the great beyond. The deceased might even become known as the ultimate party host, orchestrating one final gathering long after they've departed. It's a brilliant mix of sentiment and humor that's sure to leave everyone scratching their heads in wonder and appreciation.
4 months ago
Share →: No email needs to tell me not to reply.

Commentary:
"Receiving an email telling you not to reply is like getting a warning label on a toaster that says 'Do not use underwater.' Thanks for the tip, Captain Obvious!"
4 months ago
Share →: My bad if I ever left you on read. I didn’t mean to open the message.

Commentary:
"No hard feelings if I ghosted your text, I was just practicing my disappearing act 🎩🐇✨"
5 months ago
Share →: Work from home ain’t for everyone. I, for one, hate when my coworkers try to message when I’m shopping.