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63 Funny message quotes

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We seriously need to bring back courting. What the hell is ‘wyd tonight?’ Arrive on a horse and bring flowers like a man.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

Stopped using exclamation points in work messages so my coworkers know they’ve killed my spirit.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

I hope this email makes you quit your job.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

I hope this out-of-office message finds you well.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

β€œYou never reply to messages.” I am just one person, okay? I am understaffed.

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

I hope this 17th text in a row with no response finds you well.

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

When I’m not posting or returning messages, just know that I’m probably out doing superhero shit.

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

I respectfully ignore DMs because I promise you, I am not your soulmate.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Might mess around and reply, “That sounds like a you problem,” to every work email today.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Your suitcase just texted. It’s getting bored.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

An easy way to check if you’re attractive: send a “Hey” DM and see if they reply.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

We used to pass notes in class like spies. Folded like origami. Deep like Shakespeare.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Sorry I missed your call, I was staring in horror at the screen, wondering why on earth you couldn’t just text me.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Sorry, I just saw your text from last night. Are you guys still at the restaurant?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

WhatsApp needs to remove that β€œthis message was deleted” notification. It’s unnecessary drama.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I love when someone texts β€œhey,” like I’m supposed to solve the rest.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but I think people who say ‘I don’t know who needs to hear this’ know exactly who needed to hear it.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

You’re my least favourite notification.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I believe that emails are trying to tell us something.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The next time someone texts me “we need to talk,” I’ll reply, “Yes, we really need to talk,” so that I won’t be the only one stressing.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

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