81 Funny message quotes

• “Some things are better left unsaid,” I think to myself immediately after I hit send.

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  1 week ago

  after, better, communication, confession, hit, humor, i, left, media, message, mistake, myself, regret, self-talk, send, social, social media, texting, things, think, unsaid

• Only bots from Nigeria are allowed to call me dear.

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  3 weeks ago

  allowed, bot, bots, call, dear, greeting, humor, me, message, Nigeria, only, scam

• If someone texts “Do you have a minute,” it’s a trick. Don’t fall for it.

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  3 weeks ago

  communication, conversation, fall, humor, message, minute, phone, someone, text, texts, time, trick

• I just need my friends to know I would do absolutely anything for them, except reply to their message.

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  4 weeks ago

  absolutely, anything, communication, except, excuse, friends, friendship, honesty, humor, i, just, know, loyalty, message, need, procrastination, reply, texting

• If someone drunk texts you, appreciate it. They’ve thought of you when they can barely think straight.

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  4 weeks ago

  appreciate, appreciation, communication, drunk, drunk text, friendship, humor, intoxication, message, someone, straight, text, texting, texts, think, thought

• Me rereading his texts after we’ve already said goodnight just so I can giggle and blush all over again.

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  1 month ago

  after, again, blush, cute, cute moment, giggle, goodnight, i, just, late, late night, love, me, message, moment, night, over, reread, romance, said, text, texts

• The shrooms told me that we need to get our shit together. That humanity is a bundle of bad habits. I’m headed back in a few weeks, and they need a response from us. What do I tell them?

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  1 month ago

  back, bad, bad habit, bundle, communication, habit, habits, humanity, humor, i, me, message, mushroom, need, psychedelic, response, self-improvement, shit, tell, together, told, us, weeks

• If I don’t reply, assume I opened your message, nodded, and then got distracted.

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  1 month ago

  assume, communication, distracted, distraction, got, humor, i, message, reply, response, texting

• WhatsApp needs to remove that “this message was deleted” notification. It’s unnecessary drama.

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  1 month ago

  communication, deleted, deleted message, drama, media, message, needs, notification, social, social media, texting, unnecessary, WhatsApp

• I love when someone texts “hey,” like I’m supposed to solve the rest.

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  2 months ago

  communication, conversation, etiquette, humor, i, love, media, message, rest, sarcasm, social, social media, solve, someone, texting, texting etiquette, texts

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