74 Funny message quotes

Funny message quotes are the perfect way to sprinkle a dash of humor into your day 😂 Whether you’re crafting a clever text, writing a witty card, or just need a giggle, these gems are sure to deliver a chuckle or two 😄 From puns to punchlines, let these snippets tickle your funny bone and brighten up your conversations with a playful twist! 😉✨

If I don’t reply, assume I opened your message, nodded, and then got distracted.

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Nodding in agreement while my attention span takes a quick vacation! 😂✈️🙈

WhatsApp needs to remove that “this message was deleted” notification. It’s unnecessary drama.

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WhatsApp's drama department is working overtime with those deleted message alerts! 🎭🙄🔍

I love when someone texts “hey,” like I’m supposed to solve the rest.

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Looks like they've initiated a game of "Guess the Context!" 🤔📱

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but I think people who say ‘I don’t know who needs to hear this’ know exactly who needed to hear it.

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Clearly, it's some kind of reverse psychology Jedi mind trick. 🧙‍♂️🔮😂

You’re my least favourite notification.

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When my phone vibrates, and I see it's you: *shakes head dramatically* 📱🙄😂

I believe that emails are trying to tell us something.

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Emails: the modern-day equivalent of a carrier pigeon that never leaves your inbox 🐦📬😂

The next time someone texts me “we need to talk,” I’ll reply, “Yes, we really need to talk,” so that I won’t be the only one stressing.

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Adding "Let's talk about how much I love anxiety!" 😂📱💬

How do you text “okay” but in the rudest way possible?

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Just type "OK." and let the passive-aggressive magic happen 😂📱💥

Remember the good old days when you didn’t have to wonder if the person messaging you was a bot or not?

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Ah, the golden age of texting when "are you a robot?" wasn't the first date question 😂🤖📱

You can tell it’s desperate times the way spam messages have gone from fantasies like ‘I am a prince and I want to give you money’ to ‘I am an HR manager and I have a real job for you!’

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Desperate times call for desperate spammers! From royal riches to real-world job offers—what's next, an email saying I won a year of free parking? 🚗📧😂

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