86 Funny message quotes

• The thumbs up emoji is a nice way to tell someone not only did you receive their message, you’re also done with the conversation.

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  1 hour ago

  communication, conversation, done, emoji, humor, media, message, nice, only, social, social media, someone, tell, texting, thumbs, thumbs up

• This call, should’ve been a message in a bottle I never found.

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  3 hours ago

  bottle, call, communication, connection, found, frustration, humor, i, message, metaphor, missed, missed connection, never

• I have tasted sending long paragraphs, and I have tasted saying OK. I highly recommend saying OK.

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  3 hours ago

  communication, humor, i, message, ok, paragraphs, recommend, recommendation, reply, saying, short, short reply, texting

• Twitter is like attaching a message to a balloon, hoping that the right person somehow finds and reads it.

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  4 hours ago

  analogy, balloon, communication, finds, hope, hoping, humor, internet, media, message, person, right, social, social media, Twitter

• Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely responded to my telepathic messages.

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  4 hours ago

  babe, communication, concern, humor, message, messages, okay, partner, relationship, telepathic, telepathic message, texting

• We seriously need to bring back courting. What the hell is ‘wyd tonight?’ Arrive on a horse and bring flowers like a man.

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  8 hours ago

  back, bring, courting, dating, flower, flowers, hell, horse, humor, man, message, modern, modern dating, need, old fashioned, romance, seriously, text, text message, tonight

• Stopped using exclamation points in work messages so my coworkers know they’ve killed my spirit.

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  9 hours ago

  communication, coworker, coworkers, exclamation, exclamation point, humor, killed, know, message, messages, office, point, sarcasm, spirit, stopped, using, work, work message

• I hope this email makes you quit your job.

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  10 hours ago

  email, hope, humor, i, job, message, quit, quitting, work

• I hope this out-of-office message finds you well.

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  11 hours ago

  auto-reply, communication, email, finds, hope, humor, i, message, out of office, vacation, well, workplace

• “You never reply to messages.” I am just one person, okay? I am understaffed.

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  12 hours ago

  am, communication, excuse, humor, i, just, message, messages, never, okay, person, reply, texting, understaffed

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