27 Funny morning routine quotes

Who you are before you have your coffee is the real you.

Who you are before you have your coffee is the real you.

Funny Quotes Feb 18, 2025

Woke up, twerked in the mirror and laid back down.

Woke up, twerked in the mirror and laid back down.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I start each day assuming it will be horrible and go from there.

I start each day assuming it will be horrible and go from there.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

The sun is so successful because it has the perfect bedtime and morning routines.

The sun is so successful because it has the perfect bedtime and morning routines.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I now have Taylor Swift as my alarm. Now I always wake up five minutes earlier so I don't have to listen to it.

I now have Taylor Swift as my alarm. Now I always wake up five minutes earlier so I don’t have to listen to it.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I set my alarms extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up.

I set my alarms extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

That was the last cup of coffee in my life. From tomorrow I'll be drinking straight from the pot.

That was the last cup of coffee in my life. From tomorrow I’ll be drinking straight from the pot.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

This coffee isn't working. Think I need holy water.

This coffee isn’t working. Think I need holy water.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Sleeping in now means waking up without the alarm clock, but still at the same time.

Sleeping in now means waking up without the alarm clock, but still at the same time.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

It’s generally a good idea to start punching and throwing elbows immediately upon waking up because there may be enemies nearby.

It’s generally a good idea to start punching and throwing elbows immediately upon waking up because there may be enemies nearby.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025