33 Funny morning routine quotes

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  2 days ago

  Share →: Life hack: Allow yourself 8–12 hours of alone time every morning to prepare for the day.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like my morning routine agrees: rise and shine… eventually! ⏰☕😴"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Not sure who needs to hear this, but make your bloody bed.

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  Commentary:
  "Attention: The Bed Monsters Union has filed a grievance due to unsafe working conditions. 🛌🧹😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I woke up, got out of bed, and had coffee. I think that’s enough for one day.

  Commentary:
  "Achievement unlocked: Survived the vertical position today! ☕️😴 #Overachiever"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I don’t rise and shine. I caffeinate and hope.

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you mornings, grab a coffee! ☕️✨ #StillSleepingInside"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Now I know why my dad used to wake up at 4AM and just sit at the kitchen table for an hour.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the mysterious allure of the pre-dawn kitchen table…where dads go to contemplate the meaning of life (or maybe just figure out how many cups of coffee it takes to function). ☕️🤔 Rise and shine, it's time for some quality early morning pondering!

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I modeled my morning routine on the humble rooster. Wake up, scream, wander around.

  Commentary:
  🐓 Rise and shine like a rooster they said, but they forgot to mention the screaming part! 😂 Who needs coffee when you can start your day with a good old-fashioned wake-up call from your inner rooster? Just remember to save the wandering around for after you've had your morning brew! ☕ #MorningRoutineGoals

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  3 months ago

  Share →: There’s nothing more satisfying than the little nap you have after hitting snooze on your alarm.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the sweet victory of hitting snooze and indulging in that mini-slumber victory lap! 😴💤 Who needs breakfast when you can have a second round of ZZZs instead? 🛌⏰ #SnoozeAndWin"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks.

  Commentary:
  “Ah, coffee, the liquid motivation that turns ‘I can’t’ into ‘I can’t even without you.’ Here’s to conquering today, one sip at a time!”

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a good morning when you can just have a morning, right? I mean, let's be realistic here – who among us can truly claim every morning is a good one? I'll stick to just acknowledging the fact that I'm awake, thank you very much!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Who you are before you have your coffee is the real you.

  Commentary:
  "Before coffee: a mysterious blend of grumpy, confused, and not-to-be-disturbed… After coffee: a powerhouse of charm, wit, and productivity! ☕️😄 Embrace the transformation – caffeine is the real magic potion!"

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