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When nature's alarm goes off, snooze isn't an option! 🚽⏰😴
47 Funny morning routine quotes
How many cups of coffee is OK to have every day? Is it eight? I’m pretty sure it’s eight.
People who cook breakfast before going to work are too mature for me.
I hate when I turn my car on in the morning and the music starts blasting, and I am like, “Whoooah, big fella, I’m not the same person I was last night.”
The earlier you wake up, the more time you have to think about why you wish you were still asleep in bed.
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Starting your day with an early morning run is a great way to make sure your day can’t get any worse than it started.
I’m feeling very anxious. I think this 7th mug of coffee will take the edge off.
Life hack: Allow yourself 8–12 hours of alone time every morning to prepare for the day.
Not sure who needs to hear this, but make your bloody bed.
