48 Funny morning routine quotes

• What did people do before alarm clocks? Just go to bed like, “Hope I wake up in time for work tomorrow.”

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• Who needs an alarm clock when you have a bladder.

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• How many cups of coffee is OK to have every day? Is it eight? I’m pretty sure it’s eight.

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• People who cook breakfast before going to work are too mature for me.

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• I hate when I turn my car on in the morning and the music starts blasting, and I am like, “Whoooah, big fella, I’m not the same person I was last night.”

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• The earlier you wake up, the more time you have to think about why you wish you were still asleep in bed.

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• Starting your day with an early morning run is a great way to make sure your day can’t get any worse than it started.

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• I’m feeling very anxious. I think this 7th mug of coffee will take the edge off.

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• Life hack: Allow yourself 8–12 hours of alone time every morning to prepare for the day.

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• Not sure who needs to hear this, but make your bloody bed.

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