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45 Funny morning routine quotes

Funny morning routine quotes 🌞 will have you giggling before your first cup of coffee ☕! Whether you’re a sunrise superstar or a snooze button master 😴, these quirky gems add a sprinkle of humor to your AM hustle. Get ready to chuckle your way through cereal spills 🥣 and mismatched socks 🧦 as we celebrate the chaos and charm of waking up. Perfect for those who love to start their day with a smile 😊!

My morning routine consists of talking myself out of quitting my job.

4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

My morning routine is basically just me convincing myself not to go back to bed.

1 month ago1 month ago

The morning routine that takes the longest: finding the will to live.

1 month ago1 month ago

Eating cold ravioli counts as breakfast if you’re still wearing yesterday’s clothes.

2 months ago2 months ago

She poured the milk before the cereal. It was not meant to be.

2 months ago2 months ago

Who needs an alarm clock when you have a bladder.

2 months ago2 months ago

How many cups of coffee is OK to have every day? Is it eight? I’m pretty sure it’s eight.

2 months ago2 months ago

People who cook breakfast before going to work are too mature for me.

2 months ago2 months ago

I hate when I turn my car on in the morning and the music starts blasting, and I am like, “Whoooah, big fella, I’m not the same person I was last night.”

2 months ago2 months ago

The earlier you wake up, the more time you have to think about why you wish you were still asleep in bed.

2 months ago2 months ago

Starting your day with an early morning run is a great way to make sure your day can’t get any worse than it started.

2 months ago2 months ago

I’m feeling very anxious. I think this 7th mug of coffee will take the edge off.

2 months ago2 months ago

Life hack: Allow yourself 8–12 hours of alone time every morning to prepare for the day.

3 months ago3 months ago

Not sure who needs to hear this, but make your bloody bed.

3 months ago3 months ago

I woke up, got out of bed, and had coffee. I think that’s enough for one day.

4 months ago4 months ago

I don’t rise and shine. I caffeinate and hope.

4 months ago4 months ago

Now I know why my dad used to wake up at 4AM and just sit at the kitchen table for an hour.

5 months ago5 months ago

I modeled my morning routine on the humble rooster. Wake up, scream, wander around.

5 months ago5 months ago

There’s nothing more satisfying than the little nap you have after hitting snooze on your alarm.

6 months ago

Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks.

6 months ago