38 Funny morning routine quotes

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  6 days ago

  Share →: People who cook breakfast before going to work are too mature for me.

  Commentary:
  Ah, breakfast chefs in the morning are just overachievers with spatulas! 🥓👨‍🍳🍳

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I hate when I turn my car on in the morning and the music starts blasting, and I am like, “Whoooah, big fella, I’m not the same person I was last night.”

  Commentary:
  "Ha! Mornings are for whispered lullabies, not surprise concerts! 🎶😴🚗"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: The earlier you wake up, the more time you have to think about why you wish you were still asleep in bed.

  Commentary:
  "When the snooze button and I have a toxic relationship. 🛌⏰😂"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Starting your day with an early morning run is a great way to make sure your day can’t get any worse than it started.

  Commentary:
  "Nothing like a morning jog to remind me why I prefer pancakes! 🏃‍♂️🥞😅"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I’m feeling very anxious. I think this 7th mug of coffee will take the edge off.

  Commentary:
  "Clearly, you've cracked the secret to turning anxiety into 'anxie-tea' with a side of coffee! ☕️😅 #BeanThere"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Life hack: Allow yourself 8–12 hours of alone time every morning to prepare for the day.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like my morning routine agrees: rise and shine… eventually! ⏰☕😴"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Not sure who needs to hear this, but make your bloody bed.

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  Commentary:
  "Attention: The Bed Monsters Union has filed a grievance due to unsafe working conditions. 🛌🧹😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I woke up, got out of bed, and had coffee. I think that’s enough for one day.

  Commentary:
  "Achievement unlocked: Survived the vertical position today! ☕️😴 #Overachiever"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I don’t rise and shine. I caffeinate and hope.

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you mornings, grab a coffee! ☕️✨ #StillSleepingInside"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Now I know why my dad used to wake up at 4AM and just sit at the kitchen table for an hour.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the mysterious allure of the pre-dawn kitchen table…where dads go to contemplate the meaning of life (or maybe just figure out how many cups of coffee it takes to function). ☕️🤔 Rise and shine, it's time for some quality early morning pondering!

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