Commentary:
"Starting the day with a fierce twerk and some self-love, because why not? 💃🪞💤 Who needs coffee when you've got that kind of energy boost! 😂 #MorningMotivation"
26 Funny morning routine quotes
I start each day assuming it will be horrible and go from there.
Commentary:
"Starting the day with low expectations is a bold move, like playing the 'worst-case scenario' game on expert mode! 🙈 But hey, at least you can only go up from there, right? Maybe today will surprise you with a sprinkle of unicorns and rainbows! 🌈🦄"
The sun is so successful because it has the perfect bedtime and morning routines.
Commentary:
Oh, the sun, the ultimate role model for glowing skincare routines and early risers! 🌞✨ Who knew that a giant ball of fire in the sky had such discipline? 💁♂️ Maybe we should all take notes from the sun and rise and shine with the same dedication… or we could just enjoy hitting the snooze button a few more times! 😂🌅 #MorningGlowUpGoals
I now have Taylor Swift as my alarm. Now I always wake up five minutes earlier so I don’t have to listen to it.
Commentary:
"Having Taylor Swift as your alarm clock is like a musical game of 'Beat the Clock'! 🕑🎶 No snooze button can save you from that kind of motivation! 😂 #EarlyBirdGetsTheWorm"
I set my alarms extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up.
Commentary:
Ah, the art of mastering the art of waking up grumpy 🌞😠 Setting multiple alarms for that morning rage session – now that's dedication! Who needs sunshine and chirping birds when you have the soothing sound of snooze buttons? 😂 #MorningsAreHard
That was the last cup of coffee in my life. From tomorrow I’ll be drinking straight from the pot.
Commentary:
So long, civilized coffee cup! Hello, pot life! 😂☕️ Embrace the caffeine chaos with a touch of rebellion and a lot of refill convenience! 🤪🌟 #CoffeePotGoals
This coffee isn’t working. Think I need holy water.
Commentary:
"Just sprinkle some espresso into the holy water, it's the perfect blend of caffeine and blessings ☕️💦 #DivineAwakening"
Sleeping in now means waking up without the alarm clock, but still at the same time.
Commentary:
"Who needs an alarm clock when you have a reliable internal clock that never fails to wake you up right on time? 😴⏰#SnoozeButtonWho #BodyClockWinsAgain"
It’s generally a good idea to start punching and throwing elbows immediately upon waking up because there may be enemies nearby.
Commentary:
"Ah yes, the mornings, when one must prepare for battle against the elusive snooze button and the treacherous morning grump 😂☕️⚔️ Rise and shine, a warrior never sleeps in! 💪🌞"
My morning yoga routine has really helped shift my lower back pain into my upper back.
Commentary:
"Ah, the mystical powers of yoga — turning lower back pain into upper back gain! 🧘♂️🚀 Who knew stretching could be so magical? Maybe next it'll turn my pizza cravings into salad cravings! 🍕➡️🥗 #YogaWizardry"