103 Funny most quotes

• Thinking after a concert that the artist liked your city/show the most is like thinking the bartender flirted with you.

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  3 weeks ago

  after, artist, bartender, city, concert, flirt, humor, interaction, liked, most, show, social, social interaction, thinking

• According to my Spotify Wrapped, I am what got played the most this year.

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  3 weeks ago

  am, got, humor, i, most, music, play, played, self-reference, Spotify, wrapped, year

• The most unrealistic part of Christmas movies isn’t the existence of Santa… it’s that all these people have, like, a month off work with no interruptions.

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  3 weeks ago

  break, Christmas, Christmas movie, existence, expectation, holiday, holiday break, holiday season, humor, interruption, interruptions, month, most, movie, people, Santa, season, time, time off, unrealistic, unrealistic expectation, work, work interruption

• The phone is the most evil screen. The computer is somewhat evil, but less so than the phone. The TV is benevolent.

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  3 weeks ago

  benevolent, computer, evil, humor, less, most, phone, screen, technology, TV

• Life sucks. One day you have tiramisu, and then most other days you don’t. I hate that.

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  4 weeks ago

  craving, day, days, dessert, disappointment, food, food craving, hate, humor, i, life, most, sucks, tiramisu

• The reason most of us stay up late is because we don’t want our free time to end, and tomorrow to start.

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  4 weeks ago

  bedtime, end, free, free time, late, management, most, night, procrastination, reason, sleep, start, stay, stay up late, time, time management, tomorrow, us, want

• The most dangerous drinking game I play, is seeing how long I can go without coffee.

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  4 weeks ago

  coffee, dangerous, drinking, game, i, most, play, seeing

• As a beautiful woman, sometimes the most powerful thing you can say is “ew.”

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  4 weeks ago

  beautiful, beautiful woman, confidence, ew, expression, humor, most, power, powerful, reaction, say, sometimes, thing, woman

• My most boomer complaint is that nobody knows how to bring an item out of courtesy to parties anymore.

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  1 month ago

  behavior, boomer, bring, complaint, courtesy, etiquette, item, knows, most, nobody, party, social, social behavior

• Professor: Most of you won’t pass this course. Me: Cool, so you’re like, real shitty at your job.

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  1 month ago

  cool, course, education, fail, humor, insult, job, me, most, pass, professor, real, sarcasm, student

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