51 Funny most quotes

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  3 days ago

  Share →: Most people think that I’m arrogant, but who cares what peasants think.

  Commentary:
  When your ego's bigger than your WiFi bill but who needs connection when you're royalty 👑😂

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  6 days ago

  Share →: Most of Twitter could probably use a good bop on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like Twitter's new slogan should be "Bark less, read more!" 📰🐶

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  7 days ago

  Share →: Please stop adding touchscreens to cars. Most of these idiots can barely drive as it is.

  Commentary:
  "Next, they’ll add social media notifications to the road signs! 🙈🚗💥"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: As a student, the most comforting words you’ll ever hear are “I haven’t started either.”

  Commentary:
  When you hear those magical words, it's like finding a comrade in the Procrastination Olympics! 😅📚🙌

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Most men don’t actually want to do things; they just want to talk about doing them.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the professional benchwarmers of life! 🛋️🙄 Why do when you can discuss?"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Words I heard most when I ran errands with my dad: “Wait in the truck.”

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'Truck Time-Out' strategy! 🚚🤔😂 #DadLogic"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I’m fat because I’m full of experiences, and most of those experiences took place at Mexican restaurants.

  Commentary:
  "Living la vida taco! 🌮😂 #ExpandingHorizonsAndWaistlines"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Perhaps the most universal American experience is your mom being like, “Wasn’t he such a good dentist? He’s in prison now.”

  Commentary:
  "Going from fillings to felonies! 🦷➡️🚔 Who knew the drill could lead to thrill! 😆🤦‍♂️ #MomKnowsBest"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Even at my most evil, I’m considerate.

  Commentary:
  "Plotting world domination, but still sending thank-you notes. 📝😈 #EvilEtiquette"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: The key to looking amazing is looking like shit most of the time, so it’s more of a surprise.

  Commentary:
  "When you rock the Monday 'homeless chic' look all week, your Saturday glow-up is basically a plot twist! 😂✨ #FashionStrategy"

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