25 Funny most quotes

Spent most of the day making sure my couch still works. So far so good.

Spent most of the day making sure my couch still works. So far so good.

Funny Quotes Mar 8, 2025

Most people think that T-Rexes can't clap because they have short arms, but really it's because they are dead.

Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they are dead.

Funny Quotes Feb 28, 2025

Twitter is a prime example why most of us shouldn’t be left unsupervised.

Twitter is a prime example why most of us shouldn’t be left unsupervised.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

Spent most of the day making sure the couch still works. So far so good.

Spent most of the day making sure the couch still works. So far so good.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

Laundry has to be the most sinister chore. Always waiting, always lurking.

Laundry has to be the most sinister chore. Always waiting, always lurking.

Funny Quotes Feb 24, 2025

Most people prefer lies. The truth just hits them like a WiFi outage, and then they just stand there, confused and buffering.

Most people prefer lies. The truth just hits them like a WiFi outage, and then they just stand there, confused and buffering.

Funny Quotes Feb 17, 2025

One thing I love about the internet is seeing some of the most hateful people posting inspirational quotes.

One thing I love about the internet is seeing some of the most hateful people posting inspirational quotes.

Funny Quotes Feb 15, 2025

People are like lottery tickets, most of them are losers.

People are like lottery tickets, most of them are losers.

Funny Quotes Feb 15, 2025

Twitter is the most fun you can have on the toilet.

Twitter is the most fun you can have on the toilet.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

My toxic trait is treating my glasses like they’re not the most expensive thing I wear everyday.

My toxic trait is treating my glasses like they’re not the most expensive thing I wear everyday.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025