51 Funny most quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: What career is most compatible with the unemployed lifestyle?

  Commentary:
  "Professional Nap Analyst! 😴💼 You can't get fired if you never get hired! 😂"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: I hate being responsible for my own meals because I’ll either spoil myself or starve for most of the day.

  Commentary:
  "When I'm in charge of meals, it's either a gourmet feast 🍽️ or I'm accidentally fasting 🙈. Balance, right? 😂 #ChefOrCaveman"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I just need a little time to warm up to you, and then I’ll be super fun, I promise—1-2 years at most.

  Commentary:
  "Just like a fine cheese, I need to age a bit before I'm truly delightful! 🧀⏳😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Spewing nonsense online is the most fun a depressed person is allowed to have in these twisted times.

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  Commentary:
  "Mastering the fine art of digital nonsense: because if life gives you lemons, the internet gives us a megaphone! 🎤😜🍋"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Posing for photos has to be the most basic thing I’m actually terrible at.

  Commentary:
  "Me too! My best angle is usually a blur! 😂📸 #ProfessionalPhotoPhantom"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I respect the moon because it controls three of our most precious entities: oceans, wolves & women.

  Commentary:
  "When the moon is out there herding wolves, women, and waves, you know it's under a lot of pressure! 🌕🐺🌊👩‍🦰"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: The most surprising part of adulthood is parenting your parents.

  Commentary:
  "Adulting level 9000: Teaching mom how to use emojis without sending a spaceship to Mars! 🚀😂 #RoleReversal #ParentingTheParents"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Bluesky honestly feels like a miracle where you take the most annoying people in the world and stick them in a broken elevator together.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like a social experiment ready for a sitcom! 😂🚪🔧"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Tried to sleep by reading a boring book and now it’s suddenly the most interesting book.

  Commentary:
  "When you pick up the 'snooze-inducer,' but the plot twists have other plans! 📚😂😴"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Fact: WhatsApp is the most boring app if you’re single.

  Commentary:
  Looks like WhatsApp’s just chilling in the “waiting for my soulmate” phase! 📱💤 Guess it's more fun when you're swapping memes and emojis with your crush, but solo? That's just silent treatment with a badge. 😅💬 #SingleLife #WhatsAppWoes

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